Everything happens for a reason mate, even though you are down at the moment, things will slowly get better, dont whack the booze too much, it doesnt help, Keep yourself busy then you dont have time to think about things, before you know it you will be over it.

 

Top Tip...

Even if you do not feel like it, go out and tap off, it doesnt matter what she looks look but the sooner you give someone else a good seeing to you will feel loads better.

Everything happens for a reason mate, even though you are down at the moment, things will slowly get better, dont whack the booze too much, it doesnt help, Keep yourself busy then you dont have time to think about things, before you know it you will be over it.

 

Top Tip...

Even if you do not feel like it, go out and tap off, it doesnt matter what she looks look but the sooner you give someone else a good seeing to you will feel loads better.

And if not you have that foursome with Angela Rippon, Mrs McCluskey and Sharlene Spitteri in mind possibly with Sharlene in a schoolie uniform bent over Mrs McCluskey's knee.................

 

And shoot and leave that on the other side of the missus's pillow.

Spider...

 

the house is awesome, only 2 bedrooms but the living room (where I am sitting now) is upstairs and massive with uninterrupted views over the Solway. It will be worth ?250k easy (we paid ?200k for it 3in Sept 2007) but the debts and mortgage mean that if I press it, I will be hit with a massive repayment on debts that I can't afford now and would have to wait for the house to be sold, with no guarantee that there will be any equity left to give me anything.

 

I am cutting and running

I have absolutely zero chance of pulling unless it's grab a granny night in the Malt Shovel in Carlisle.

 

I am no beauty

Not near Powfoot, by chance?

Spider...

 

the house is awesome, only 2 bedrooms but the living room (where I am sitting now) is upstairs and massive with uninterrupted views over the Solway. It will be worth ?250k easy (we paid ?200k for it 3in Sept 2007) but the debts and mortgage mean that if I press it, I will be hit with a massive repayment on debts that I can't afford now and would have to wait for the house to be sold, with no guarantee that there will be any equity left to give me anything.

 

I am cutting and running

 

Fair enough

 

In that case I think we should ask the good people of WW what sort of dirty protest you can leave behind.

 

I'll open proceedings by suggesting that you detach the soilpipe outside the house.

I have absolutely zero chance of pulling unless it's grab a granny night in the Malt Shovel in Carlisle.

 

I am no beauty

and? Mc Cluskey and Rippon are

Fair enough

 

In that case I think we should ask the good people of WW what sort of dirty protest you can leave behind.

 

I'll open proceedings by suggesting that you detach the soilpipe outside the house.

 

If your curtain rails are hollow, fill them with prawns just before you move out, they will slowly rot and stink the house out

I have absolutely zero chance of pulling unless it's grab a granny night in the Malt Shovel in Carlisle.

 

I am no beauty

There will be someone for you.

There will be someone for you.

 

 

That is in the top ten of the most annoying phrases ever. It's up there with Danny's "everything happens for a reason" one.

That is in the top ten of the most annoying phrases ever. It's up there with Danny's "everything happens for a reason" one.

 

I believe it does

I believe it does

 

I don't. Chaos theory sounds more plausible for shit happening than fate being an utter cunt.

Jazza, do us a favour and message a mod your number so we know your ok, I know it sounds soft but I think a lot of people are concerned and want you to come out the other end stronger, and who knows you might never come on here again and everything will be a mystery.

 

Thanks

 

Nosey Breightmet Boy

Edited May 10, 201115 yr by Breightmet Boy

bloody ell jazza im genuienly gutted for you mate, you seem like a top bloke and no matter what life throws at you, you just have pick yourself up dust yourself off and stick the fingers up to life and kick it in the dick or in this case the fadge.

 

if your at blackpool match on saturday mate by all means let me know and i'll shout you a beer in.

 

Franny

What are the other 8 no Balls?

 

throw in " for the neutral fan"

 

"far more fish in the sea"

 

"anything you say may be used in evidence"

 

"and celebrity manchester united fan...."

Jazza sounds an awful situation and can only echo the thoughts of everyone else,

 

Google the lyrics to Charlie Chaplins song smile may help may not sounds cornyand cheesy might be but it's only thing I can offer without repeating anyone else

 

SJM

Do remember to kick her in the cunt on the way out.

and nut her in the tits on the way down ...this is better then simon bates OUR TUNE

That is in the top ten of the most annoying phrases ever. It's up there with Danny's "everything happens for a reason" one.

Can't see it here

 

From Oxford, so must be true

 

 

 

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2008/11/oxford-research/

and nut her in the tits on the way down ...this is better then simon bates OUR TUNE

 

 

Or in your case, headbutt her in the cunt.

Sounds like bad time Jazza, hopefully you'll start to feel better soon, not much else to say that hasn't already been said.

Jazza, do us a favour and message a mod your number so we know your ok, I know it sounds soft but I think a lot of people are concerned and want you to come out the other end stronger, and who knows you might never come on here again and everything will be a mystery.

 

Thanks

 

Nosey Breightmet Boy

 

 

I'll be reet but Horwich has my number I think , at least I have his and we have a mutual mate who deffo has both our numbers. Thanks for your concern.

bloody ell jazza im genuienly gutted for you mate, you seem like a top bloke and no matter what life throws at you, you just have pick yourself up dust yourself off and stick the fingers up to life and kick it in the dick or in this case the fadge.

 

if your at blackpool match on saturday mate by all means let me know and i'll shout you a beer in.

 

Franny

 

 

I am at Blackpool on Saturday I think (not deffo heard if my mates source has come up with our tickets) and thanks for the offer of a beer!!

I am at Blackpool on Saturday I think (not deffo heard if my mates source has come up with our tickets) and thanks for the offer of a beer!!

 

 

Ignore him, there's no ale on sale under the stands. Frandsen, talk about take the piss out of a bloke when he's down.

If you are down for City match then I'll shout you one. Beer is not the answer but it can help

Ignore him, there's no ale on sale under the stands. Frandsen, talk about take the piss out of a bloke when he's down.

 

well i meant before the match, and you could do the right thing NB, You know what i mean wink wink.

Edited May 10, 201115 yr by Frandsen08