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The crazy fucked up world of diddledumb

So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

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  • You're a snob, no doubt, you are very rude and very abusive towards so many people, it's like you think you're miss perfect.

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  • Oh stay quiet, you're repetive snobbery and mouth is revolting.

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4 years? it was nearly 8,

Oh well, that's alright then.

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Did I say I needed a break, I quit my job and have been on a break, I'm not claiming benefits or asking parents for money, is it the normal thing to do to reply in saying stuff like this?

 

You don't even know me, just things I've said on here, you ignore my posts and just pick out things, so please fuck off being a knob and comparing me to yourself or people you know.

Does someone want to explain how tax & NI works in the UK?

 

Maarsh maybe?

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Oh well, that's alright then.

 

I quit my job, it doesn't matter how many years, you're not in charge of me, so don't be a snob and expect to fit your ideal person, a sarcastic that's alreet then, who's it not alreet with.

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Does someone want to explain how tax & NI works in the UK?

 

Maarsh maybe?

 

Oh stay quiet, you're repetive snobbery and mouth is revolting.

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I quit my job, it doesn't matter how many years, you're not in charge of me, so don't be a snob and expect to fit your ideal person, a sarcastic that's alreet then, who's it not alreet with.

 

 

I refer you to my post above. Has no one ever explained how the UK works, not very well currently granted but still it works of a fashion.

I take it you'll be ok with not receiving any hospital treatment, council services or a pension in a few years?

Oh stay quiet, you're repetive snobbery and mouth is revolting.

 

Any snobbery or swear words in the posts above?

 

Now you're jut being a silly name caller aren't you?

Diddles, do you fancy going for a beer sometime? I really need to see if you are a real person.

Its serious offer!

good luck with filling in the work experience section of your job application.

 

"so mr dee in this break did you go travelling, study?"

 

"no i mainly beat my meat to lionel messi and made videos of footballers dancing around"

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See this is my point I made to Fransden, you are completely ignoring my posts and just keep going on and on about something in the past, which btw you would have had no idea about if I wasn't honest and open about on here. Do I forget mentioning it, of course I do, it's like a bully's bait.

 

I'm now getting myself back into it, taking a new direction than what I did for 7-8 years, it wasn't long ago NB, that you said you had no problem with me not working if I wasn't claiming stuff, so what's changed, I've now said I'm going to some tutoring and look into work.

 

As for the tax, NI thing, what do you say to Lottery Winners who just quit straight away? I've not got money like them, but I've still had plenty of enough to buy things I like, do things I like, 7-8 years on a decent enough wage is going to save quite a little. I've hardly even touched it.

 

Oh and before Barry keeps lying about, I've not recieved anything from my parents, just Birthday and Christmas stuff, which is an exchange kind of thing.

 

So you all can carry on acting like snobs and discriminating, I said I worked in my mums shop, you then get people taking the piss and mocking me, I say I'm getting myself back into work, I still get all this shite, I stay on here because they're are believe or not some decent posters, but some of this shit I recieve is just pathetic, but things are easy on a forum and especially when many memebers know each other and stereotype people.

 

Ryan, Dan, Frandsen all sound like my age, do I care if they have different lives to me, do I fuck! but because I'm a different person, I'm apparently being a WUM, being fake, it's fucking ridiculious, do you lot act like this in real life???

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Any snobbery or swear words in the posts above?

 

Now you're jut being a silly name caller aren't you?

 

 

You're a snob, no doubt, you are very rude and very abusive towards so many people, it's like you think you're miss perfect.

As for the tax, NI thing, what do you say to Lottery Winners who just quit straight away? .

 

 

The CGT they pay on the interest will be a tidy sum into the pot.

 

Anyway, carry on lad but stay off the blue smarties.

i personally think this is the best wind up in internet message board history.

 

some bloke is sat there pissing himself having taken a whole bunch of quite well minded people for absoloute mugs!

 

im with s.j.m....the blokes a genius.

 

but the more outrageous posts get...the more folk are going to cotton on to the whole masterplan.

 

you need to quell it for a while diddles...or the game will be up.

 

all con men,get caught at the their most relaxed.

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good luck with filling in the work experience section of your job application.

 

"so mr dee in this break did you go travelling, study?"

 

"no i mainly beat my meat to lionel messi and made videos of footballers dancing around"

 

I have qualifications, certificates and even though I quit my job I still will get a good reference.

 

In an ideal world, every 16-65 year old will never take a longish break from working, but I'm not doing anyone any harm and still enjoy my life, what I do on my own and make on my own, I'm sorry if people think this is wrong of me, but I'm not even doing anything to cause any trouble or take money off anyone.

 

Why do I always bite arrghhhhh, I have a feeling I might get a warning from Carlos for these reply's, can't blame him, but it's only me backing myself up from people judging me and making stuff up to stir things.

I'm now getting myself back into it, taking a new direction than what I did for 7-8 years, it wasn't long ago NB, that you said you had no problem with me not working if I wasn't claiming stuff, so what's changed, I've now said I'm going to some tutoring and look into work.

For a very short time it's fine, I suppose, each to their own.Tthis is more than a holiday if you are real it appears to be a lifestyle.

As for the tax, NI thing, what do you say to Lottery Winners who just quit straight away? I've not got money like them, but I've still had plenty of enough to buy things I like, do things I like, 7-8 years on a decent enough wage is going to save quite a little. I've hardly even touched it.

They pay tax on it.

 

By the way, it's not snobbery, it's having a concern over the lack of work ethic emerging in our society.

Frandsen probably gets narked as he's a hard working lad who probably meets older people who have prejudices about young lads. You're not helping his cause.

4 years? it was nearly 8, The wongaaa was just a jokey word, I said Poker helps me out but thast I have money saved from my old job, so instead of just picking out little things and making stuff up like 4 years, just stay quiet, as for the 13 year olds comments, good for them, I hope you teach them well and not bring them up as shite as England are now. Look at some of the stuff you say, you tell me I need to grow up ::lol::.

 

Oh and Daz, you've not been on here long, so I guess you missed all my Youtube videos, oh and It's too obvious for members to give out abuse on here, it's very sad, when they gang up and try and act like cyber warriors, if you think I'm fake then I suggest you believe that and keep it to yourself, unless you like sounding like a detective just making stuff up.

 

Diddles, you were a Painter's labourer for a few years. You can't possibly have had the earning capacity to save up enough to get by for the next three years. You joined this site in May '08 and one of your earlier posts was about giving up your job.

i personally think this is the best wind up in internet message board history.

 

some bloke is sat there pissing himself having taken a whole bunch of quite well minded people for absoloute mugs!

 

im with s.j.m....the blokes a genius.

 

but the more outrageous posts get...the more folk are going to cotton on to the whole masterplan.

 

you need to quell it for a while diddles...or the game will be up.

 

all con men,get caught at the their most relaxed.

 

the thing is i know he isnt fake because i know his real name.

You're a snob, no doubt, you are very rude and very abusive towards so many people, it's like you think you're miss perfect.

 

 

I'm sure whoever's +1 ing you hasn't met me either.

It's a forum, it's fun to abuse. Especially when people create threads about their rainbow bus excursions.

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i personally think this is the best wind up in internet message board history.

 

some bloke is sat there pissing himself having taken a whole bunch of quite well minded people for absoloute mugs!

 

im with s.j.m....the blokes a genius.

 

but the more outrageous posts get...the more folk are going to cotton on to the whole masterplan.

 

you need to quell it for a while diddles...or the game will be up.

 

all con men,get caught at the their most relaxed.

 

I don't even understand why people think I'm fake like that Natasha on BA, it's ridiculious.

 

YouTube

Barry said he's already seen my facebook profile, when he tried to add me as a friend.

Someone as even posted my videos from my old works, where I'm doing puppet role play, and me dancing in the middle of the decorating store where I worked, they're still on YouTube, do some searching.

tsssk young people today eh?

diddles

 

i know you're real

 

you know your way round a pc

 

take a screen shot of yourself at the side of this post

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I'm sure whoever's +1 ing you hasn't met me either.

It's a forum, it's fun to abuse. Especially when people create threads about their rainbow bus excursions.

 

The motto is "Treat others as you wish to be treated - with respect!"

 

Treat others as you'd expect to be treated yourself

 

Believe me, I have no doubt you like doing it, but do you think it's good to see all the stuff being said at you over and over again, when all you want to do is to be involved in a forum of your football team.

 

I'm sorry I got personal to you, but It's just I have all this shite coming from soo many posters, that it just gets annoying, when I try and reply, I get WUM this, fake that, if I don't reply, I'll get that Casino semi-final scenario again, where I get abused for not responding/replying and basically ignoring.

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Cassie, are mods allowed to groom?

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diddles

 

i know you're real

 

you know your way round a pc

 

take a screen shot of yourself at the side of this post

 

Sorry Casino, I don't understand your post; I'm sure you being a mod and all that you could tell the members I do not have the same I.P address as people mentioned like Undies and Widnes.

 

I even have had people making fake accounts under my name on YouTube and posting things to that mirror reporter and to Stu Holden. Not me, I only have one account and have always been myself.

 

I'm sorry I got personal to you, but It's just I have all this shite coming from soo many posters, that it just gets annoying, when I try and reply, I get WUM this, fake that, if I don't reply, I'll get that Casino semi-final scenario again, where I get abused for not responding/replying and basically ignoring.

 

 

Are you honestly surprised? Read your initial post again & then put yourself in the shoes of people who've had to commute to and from work today to earn little more than their petrol money.

Being a snob isn't a bad thing by the way.

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