So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

See this is my point I made to Fransden, you are completely ignoring my posts and just keep going on and on about something in the past, which btw you would have had no idea about if I wasn't honest and open about on here. Do I forget mentioning it, of course I do, it's like a bully's bait.

 

I'm now getting myself back into it, taking a new direction than what I did for 7-8 years, it wasn't long ago NB, that you said you had no problem with me not working if I wasn't claiming stuff, so what's changed, I've now said I'm going to some tutoring and look into work.

 

As for the tax, NI thing, what do you say to Lottery Winners who just quit straight away? I've not got money like them, but I've still had plenty of enough to buy things I like, do things I like, 7-8 years on a decent enough wage is going to save quite a little. I've hardly even touched it.

 

Oh and before Barry keeps lying about, I've not recieved anything from my parents, just Birthday and Christmas stuff, which is an exchange kind of thing.

 

So you all can carry on acting like snobs and discriminating, I said I worked in my mums shop, you then get people taking the piss and mocking me, I say I'm getting myself back into work, I still get all this shite, I stay on here because they're are believe or not some decent posters, but some of this shit I recieve is just pathetic, but things are easy on a forum and especially when many memebers know each other and stereotype people.

 

Ryan, Dan, Frandsen all sound like my age, do I care if they have different lives to me, do I fuck! but because I'm a different person, I'm apparently being a WUM, being fake, it's fucking ridiculious, do you lot act like this in real life???

 

 

that's absolute bollocks Diddles. You were a maintenance handyman going by the description you gave of your job. There's no way in the World you earned anything like enough to save the amount of cash it would take to "buy things you like and do things you like" never mind feeding yourself, clothing yourself and paying your way in your home for more than a few months (& that's being optimistic)

I still will get a good reference.

 

I can see the reference now:-

 

"Diddles, gets up early despite having a late night. He also makes excellent sandwiches - even tuna/mayo combinations which he personally can't stomach

He's also an active young man with his turbo excercise in the morning with the dog. He's a very loving young man and cares a lot about his family, especially his pregnant sister... oh, and his cousin."

 

 

 

 

 

Normally I'd feel bad about mocking someone in this fashion... if I believed that person to be real.

that's absolute bollocks Diddles. You were a maintenance handyman going by the description you gave of your job. There's no way in the World you earned anything like enough to save the amount of cash it would take to "buy things you like and do things you like" never mind feeding yourself, clothing yourself and paying your way in your home for more than a few months (& that's being optimistic)

 

It isn't though, I don't drink and I don't smoke, so that's a lot of money saved to compare to some people, I used to walk to work when working in the retail, wasn't that far on a nice day, down Long Lane and then onto Hakin Lane and under the bridge to Moses Gate.

 

When I worked with Les up in Salford or even Heywood, we had a company van, but I did chip in with the petrol money, as that was the right thing to do, Les took the van home, he's a keen auction buyer/seller, so he used out of work[with permission] to fit in big items.

 

I earn my keep and just pay for stuff when I need it, sure I like new technology now and again, but it's all my own money, maybe you drink away most of your money and that's fine, but I do with mine how I want, I'm not really one to save, most of my spending is online or when I go and see Bolton, I pay my Internet, my Ticket, my share of Sky, it's not got to the point where I've ran out of money, you don't need to worry about me, I'm fine, I'm well, I'm now trying my best to get back into work and please my family, I may not have made them happy with being out of work, but I would hope they appreciate I'm trying to get back into a 'normal' life.

 

I've not once thought of doing a wrong 'un on anyone, I don't hate anyone, I do my best to make people happy, I guess me not having a steroptypical life, is why I get a lot of question and stuff thrown at me on here, I'm fine, I'm not even that weird really, I s'pose I come across childish, but I mean no harm and I certainly don't want to make people mad.

Are you honestly surprised? Read your initial post again & then put yourself in the shoes of people who've had to commute to and from work today to earn little more than their petrol money.

Being a snob isn't a bad thing by the way.

 

Look, I sometimes write posts in a humored[to myself] way, but nothings a word of a lie, I just type freestyle I guess, I know I've made some typo's in my posts on here, but I've had a lot to reply too. I respect all of those who have earned their petrol money[as you say] but I've also contributed money too, I even put 20 odd p in the small charity box thing at McDonalds, I gave money to some shop owners and took out money from my bank.

 

Maybe one day I'll end up a complete loner, a complete no-body, but I'm fine atm, I don't really look ahead, I should have gone to college instead of work, I should have continued to pursue my plumbing direction, I passed a test when I was 16, but Bolton College and myself couldn't fine any vacancies. So I thought I'll get a job, any will do, the first I bought with my 1st wage was Tiger Woods 2004, I know I should have gone looking for straight away, I understand it's not really normal at my age to have a long break, but I wouldn't do it, if I felt it was bad of myself, I s'pose I enjoy my self time too much and the better things in life, maybe that's lazyness, but there were quite a few things that made me quit my job, now I'm just trying to at least make better of myself.

I can see the reference now:-

 

"Diddles, gets up early despite having a late night. He also makes excellent sandwiches - even tuna/mayo combinations which he personally can't stomach

He's also an active young man with his turbo excercise in the morning with the dog. He's a very loving young man and cares a lot about his family, especially his pregnant sister... oh, and his cousin."

 

 

 

 

 

Normally I'd feel bad about mocking someone in this fashion... if I believed that person to be real.

 

Looks like I'm going to have to post a video myself, now this video that I may show[not decided just yet] will show you my old workplace and well it probably will fit my 'percieved characther on here' well there's actually a few, but most are before I was 21/22

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

Looks like I'm going to have to post a video myself,

 

Oh god. What have I done.

 

Honestly, don't go to any trouble on my account.

 

FWIW I think you're harmless and somewhat amusing in a childlike way. Whether that is an act or not doesn't really matter nor concern me.

This thread tell me that if Diddles gave NB a right good cocking they both might be miles happier.

 

It makes perfect sense.

There's something very wrong with your wiring, Smiffs.

Oh god. What have I done.

 

Honestly, don't go to any trouble on my account.

 

FWIW I think you're harmless and somewhat amusing in a childlike way. Whether that is an act or not doesn't really matter nor concern me.

 

I don't want to show the video, because I've posted a lot in the past and I don't think they get good feedback on here ::, though it's opposite on other forums with younger lads like Fifa and Pes forums.

 

If people wanna see the video, then I don't mind, maybe it will in a way show you that I did work where I said I did and that I'm a little childish in real life and not just as a wind up on here.

 

Now there's a risk that the video will do be more bad than good, but if it helps stop people saying stuff, maybe it's for the best, I don't even like typing these replies, it's drivel, but I guess I can't help but reply.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

This thread tell me that if Diddles gave NB a right good cocking they both might be miles happier.

 

It makes perfect sense.

 

I have absolutely no idea why, but my mind just conjured up an image of Jordan and Gareth Gates.

I have absolutely no idea why, but my mind just conjured up an image of Jordan and Gareth Gates.

 

fuckin hell.

 

:rip: DBP

Fuck it, I don't care, judge away,, there's more videos to the side on my mates YouTube channel, it's about 4 year old this I beleive, my hair is gay on this btw sorry.

 

Anyway please go easy on the comments lmao.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAmnmfaDHuk&feature=relmfu

Fucking hell mate, there is no going back now!!

 

::

you never know......

 

Except I bet Diddles would post it instead of turning over and sleeping

Attention seeking as usual.

Fuck it, I don't care, judge away,, there's more videos to the side on my mates YouTube channel, it's about 4 year old this I beleive, my hair is gay on this btw sorry.

 

Anyway please go easy on the comments lmao.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAmnmfaDHuk&feature=relmfu

 

 

 

why?

I think its fucking hilarious!!

no how can NB resist moves like that?

 

why?

 

Having fun, larking about.That's what some people like to do.

Is this you too?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDyza_t5dw&feature=youtu.be

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by superjohnmcginlay

Fuck it, I don't care, judge away,, there's more videos to the side on my mates YouTube channel, it's about 4 year old this I beleive, my hair is gay on this btw sorry.

 

Anyway please go easy on the comments lmao.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAmnmfaDHuk&feature=relmfu

 

 

HAHA!

no how can NB resist moves like that?

 

 

See, I knew Smiffs'd wind the animals up with that post!

 

You know that Harmony site? The one where they look at deep compatibility and all that? I reckon Smiff's moonlights for them.

I don't want to show the video, because I've posted a lot in the past and I don't think they get good feedback on here <img src='http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='::::' />, though it's opposite on other forums with younger lads like Fifa and Pes forums.If people wanna see the video, then I don't mind, maybe it will in a way show you that I did work where I said I did and that I'm a little childish in real life and not just as a wind up on here.

 

Now there's a risk that the video will do be more bad than good, but if it helps stop people saying stuff, maybe it's for the best, I don't even like typing these replies, it's drivel, but I guess I can't help but reply.

 

Your cousins too?

See, I knew Smiffs'd wind the animals up with that post!

 

You know that Harmony site? The one where they look at deep compatibility and all that? I reckon Smiff's moonlights for them.

 

I was great at that job until I paired Fred West with Rosemary.

 

It went a bit tits up after that.

fuckadoodledo

 

i don't think my trousers will ever dry out