So I've been non stop today, working early this morning, got home, took dog out, showered and relaxed and stuff.

 

Then I went for a college interview, up in Bolton. That went fine, but the fun started right after this.

 

I thought about going to my sisters solictor's work and making a fool of her but she'd probably stab me when she got home, so I made my up to Natwest to get some WONGAAAAAA! that advert is shite BTW.

 

Goes to machine, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! I can't remember my pin, I went over and over in my head but didn't want to risk 3 strikes. So I sacked that off for a while, went McDonald's, got some fries and a coke and a drifter McFlurry.

 

Then goes inside Natwest, I never really go into the Bank itself, went to enquiries, sorted out a new pin, then went to withdraw some money, really fit woman at the cashier, instantly think OMG that is one lucky chair, then it's my turn "Next Please" so I walk over, I want to withdraw some WONNGGAAAAA [OMG it's become a habit, FML] she asks my date of birth, and address, this is had no problem with, I thought this is going rather well like.

 

But then came the embarrassing part [see title]she says you got any direct debits on your card, oh no I said to myself inside my mind, I hadn't a clue, I thought direct debit was the name of my card, I said Ladbrokes, I don't even know why, I knew that was wrong, she looked at me like I was some naive simpleton, I then said do you mean like SKY, she said yes, I said no, it doesn't come out of my account. Wow is this a big fail?

 

So I get my cash, but forget my card in the little thing they use, what a carry on, I had become one of those bank holding people up wankers, that's not going on my CV, I can tell thee that for truth.

 

So the day continues and I goes and get my sister some new baby presents, this was quite embarrassing because I really felt weird carrying a teddy around and a big card, I also bought some balloons.

 

Now remember that RED thread, well I wouldn't walk down Deansgate If I was one who hated that colour and United, stall in middle selling United scarfs, posters, frames, etc and just down the way, loads of bible bashers, trying to sell GOD to you, I'm already converted, Owen Coyle is my god, Chung-Yong Lee is my Jesus.

 

Reet so that was weird, then meet up with my mam and Aunt, went to hospital, thought Fanrworth looked a bit boring, went to hospital, went to my sister, she was sleeping, so whilst we waited I blew up some balloons, well one popped right in my face, waking the whole county up, ok it wasn't that large.

 

I was getting bored so went for a wander, I ended up going past a mortuary and then to my legs dismay, a few nurses pushing a big trolley with a black cover over it, it was like playing Resident Evil again, legs went like Jelly, I was like there's a dead body body under there, obviously probably not a Zombie, but I was so close to it, I walked quickly on, got a drink from a cafe then went back and I'm home now.

 

Just thought I'd share this day, it was quite weird, hot weather too, leather seats suck in the warmth. Bye for now.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Didledee

Is this you too?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZDyza_t5dw&feature=youtu.be

 

Lisp and all. It's the real life Neil Goldman.

 

Diddles...your a dick.

Diddles...your a dick.

 

Bully

6 pages and still running.

 

Well done, Diddles: Happy will be so pleased that you're keeping the site busy during what is normally the quietest time of the year.

 

PS Post some more videos.

Diddles, you're a better dancer than me, but that's not necessarily a compliment.

Edited June 20, 201115 yr by Alf Hartigan

God, dont they speak broad from Bolton.

M don't go all upper class now you are hanging out in Barrow

God, dont they speak broad from Bolton.

 

 

Didles doesn't like snobs

Lord Leigh of Barrow is not a snob but the rest of his Morris Dancer troop.....

im worried that I actually recognise him !!

im worried that I actually recognise him !!

Unlike you a few years ago.

less mentioned the better..

 

dark day when I started getting abuse in the street..

less mentioned the better..

 

dark day when I started getting abuse in the street..

For what its worth, you took the banter on here very well.

Starting to pity the lad. He needs help.

fuckadoodledo

 

i don't think my trousers will ever dry out

 

after 22 seconds, some tight cnut calls him a spastic

Diddles, this uncle.... did he molest you?

Oh stay quiet, you're repetive snobbery and mouth is revolting.

First thing you've ever said that I agree with

I'm sure whoever's +1 ing you hasn't met me either.

It's a forum, it's fun to abuse. Especially when people create threads about their rainbow bus excursions.

 

Oddly, a couple of the people don't even post but keep hitting that +1 button like it's Facebook or something. I'm off to ban them...

First thing you've ever said that I agree with

 

You'll be getting a kick in the shins in August, old man!

You'll be getting a kick in the shins in August, old man!

Do they allow ladders in the ESL bar then?

Do they allow ladders in the ESL bar then?

 

 

Why I aughta!!!!!

Lots of swearyness and racist voices in this one, Diddles appears to have found an equally as mental friend.

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/hultonator1#p/u/3/FkdVXPp2j8U

Pair of fucking retards.

Lots of swearyness and racist voices in this one, Diddles appears to have found an equally as mental friend.

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/hultonator1#p/u/3/FkdVXPp2j8U

 

 

Lost for words. I suppose 'mentally unstable' would be the only two I could come up with.

 

Why would any adult produce something like that and put it out for public consumption?

"I've hurt my knee. I can feel the pain."

 

It's what the nervous system does for you Diddles!

 

You thought long and hard; umming and ahhing about whether you should or shouldn't post up these videos.

 

Let me tell you my opinion Diddles, it was a 50/50 choice and you got it wrong.