This malarky should be illegal.

 

Now I'm not a rude person generally but the people are friggin pain to get rid of.

 

Sometimes they just won't take no for an answer!

 

Had mormons and jahovas in space of about 10 days

 

Any tips?

Edited June 26, 201115 yr by HomerJay

Set your dog on them if you have one.

Don't like dogs

 

I need a line that just makes them say "ah no problem sir, good day"

Religious types don't understand no, just answer the door naked whilst wanking and they will soon fuck off, we never get them round our way.

Religious types don't understand no, just answer the door naked whilst wanking and they will soon fuck off, we never get them round our way.

 

 

Is that normal behaviour round your way?

 

Or just to God botherers

This malarky should be illegal.

 

Now I'm not a rude person generally but the people are friggin pain to get rid of.

 

Sometimes they just won't take no for an answer!

 

Had mormons and jahovas in space of about 10 days

 

Any tips?

 

 

simple

 

dont be polite

 

"fuck off you bible bashing cunt"

Tell them Jesus / god was an alien and that's why everyone worships up then go off on one getting angry they soon fuck off

Tell them you're a muslim

 

Watch the dust.

My wife always says "Sorry, I'm a catholic". (She isn't.) Seems to work every time.

shut the door

I always get some backward yank knocking on from the Mormon church

shut the door

Works everytime for me.If i'm in the front room i just sit there watchin' telly till they get the message.

This malarky should be illegal.

 

Now I'm not a rude person generally but the people are friggin pain to get rid of.

 

Sometimes they just won't take no for an answer!

 

Had mormons and jahovas in space of about 10 days

 

Any tips?

No way out

 

They'll convert you when you have gone

Ask them what the only book of the Bible is that doesn't contain the word "god" and if they don't know tell them to fuck off and check their facts before bothering you.

It's Esther by the way.

Or ask them which bit of the good book recommends the ancient art of urine drinking.

(It's Proverbs 5:15

"Drink water from your own cistern")

when at uni we got a knock early one sunday from some jehovas. We were all off our faces and just stood at the door laughing our tits off till she (and her 4 year old son) fucked off.

 

Grim!

A few years back we bumped into some mormons on the way back from the pub trying to invite themselves round to convert us the day after.. My mate gave them our mates address said turn up at 4 tommorrow. My mate goes round there at 5 to 4 the next day answers the door to the bible bashers, invites them into the front room then jumps over the back fence, apparently an awkward quarter of an hour passed before my mates realised exactly what had happened and sent them packing

I always get some backward yank knocking on from the Mormon church

fuck me you live in the land time forgot thay must have thought thay were home

This malarky should be illegal.

 

Now I'm not a rude person generally but the people are friggin pain to get rid of.

 

Sometimes they just won't take no for an answer!

 

Had mormons and jahovas in space of about 10 days

 

Any tips?

i just say i was messed with as a child were was you god then when my bum was sore

My wife always says "Sorry, I'm a catholic". (She isn't.) Seems to work every time.

 

 

That does work. Jehovahs Rovers are frightened of em. They pap on about 'sheep and goats' and leg it.

 

Definitely right that the c?nts should not be able to knock on your door uninvited. Bible basher tasers should be legal.

A simple "fuck off you cunt" usually suffices

Napalm. Word soon gets round amongst their communtiy.

Edited June 26, 201115 yr by Gonk

I just realised that there IS a good thing about living here. We don't get the God Squad round at our door.

I just realised that there IS a good thing about living here. We don't get the God Squad round at our door.

 

 

surprising since they were founded round your neck of the woods weren't they?

Eden?

Ogle the totty they bring round with them. It does'nt get rid but it makes the visit more bearable.

Ogle the totty they bring round with them. It does'nt get rid but it makes the visit more bearable.

 

Tell them you are a spiritualist that really pisses them off... Im a firm believer anyway !