So I'm sat on the train home from work when at Salford central some youngish girl 22/23 gets on and sits opposite me on them table seats. she'd obviously been to work in town, nice and smart but with a bit of a gaping hole where her breasts are.

 

Anyway she falls asleep so I try and catch a gsneaky peak at what hiding beneath as you do.

 

She woke up and clocked me leaning to one side and looking at the direction of her tits. Not fuckin good as I had to sit opposite her all the way back to Wigan.

 

Never been as embarrased in all my life. Anyone else got caught red faced?

 

She had Nice perky tits though

You should have just started licking your lips.

She wouldn't have been sitting there much longer.

Don't believe you.

 

We need pics

you should of seagulled her...

I do it all the fooking time. The art is to use your peripheral vision. When I was semi married I perfected this art when I was driving and I didn't want Mrs Undies to catch me letching at the nubile pedestrians.

I do it quite often, I even find myself doing the Vic Reeves thigh rubbing thing.

I think it's my age.

She'd have been more pissed off if you weren't catching an eyefull

Could've been worse. She could of caught you knocking one out.

I was definatly taking liberties with how obvious I was making it as she was so called asleep.(Learned my lesson)

 

Perving in the summer is fairly easy with dark sunglasses, what do you do in the Winter though??

 

Shades aren't a good look in the rain

I were my sunglasses at night

i blame the slag for wereing a low cut top and haveing a power nap.....can you just imagine if i was siting faceing her

i blame the slag for wereing a low cut top and haveing a power nap.....can you just imagine if i was siting faceing her

 

I Dread to think L W, haha for her sake I'm glad it was me.

I think Little Whitt was looking at my tits yesterday.

Though to be fair, it's not his fault as his eyelevel is in line with them.

Little Whitt's the only chap on here, that would actually go up on a woman

I'd be more embarrassed about getting off at Wigan.

I'd be more embarrassed about getting off at Wigan.

I'd be more embarrassed about getting off at Wigan.

I Know, its a cnut of commute into Wigan Wallgate then out of North Western.

I'd be more embarrassed about getting off at Wigan.

I Know, its a cnut of a commute into Wigan Wallgate then out of North Western.

Edited August 22, 201115 yr by hughesy

Iwork in wigan and finish on the hour.. next train is at 5 to the next hour..

She probably knew you was having a good ol toot at her tits and gets off on it, then gets even wetter making you know your caught.

 

Me, Anewman, Pablo n a few others were on a train going back to Prague from Germany 2006. These two lezzers were teasing each other infront of us, it was friggin ace watching them perv up each others short skirts

On a similar note BB, in the square in Madrid there were a pair of lezzers 'toying' with each other for our benefit, I went up to them and asked them to pose while I took photo's, they went and got all offended and told me to fuck off

When I was in college, my mate's Dad and very sexy 15 year old sister came to visit the flat. As they left the room, my eyes followed the sister's ass all the way to the front door. I looked up and her Dad was glaring at me like he wanted to kill me.

My mate thought the visit had gone ok until is father rang the next day and said "so your flatmate's a dope smoking perv then?"

...father rang the next day and said "so your flatmate's a dope smoking perv then?"

 

he soon got the measure of you!

Should have pulled out your ukulele and started a song with lyrics referencing her age and the fact that curtains don't match the carpet, she would have been putty in your mitts mate. Or some dating websites would have you believe!

The worst has got to be getting blamed for perving and not realising you are, my ex was always catching me at it and I was a liar too when I denied it.