I don't remember it being covered on here before...

 

I have 2

 

1 is fuckin stupid!!

 

 

1st and foremost it is enclosed spaces... I am severely claustrophobic. Can hardly breathe when entrapped. So bad I don't even like being in a town with buildings all around me

 

 

The other thing is touching a live fish. I was a fairly accomplished fisherman and just couldn't bring myself to touch the cold slimy bastards with a bare hand/ I carried a cloth in my pocket which I used to handle them.... and even then my stomach turned. I also kept tropical fish until recently which I loved but couldn't touch them... mind you, I never had to!

Edited August 24, 201114 yr by jazza

One of my mates is a hairdresser and was doing my hair the other night. Well, she warned me a lad was coming with his kid for a quick trim whilst my colour was on. The little fucker turned over Mtv Base to some fucking Disney channel which had American kids on some sort of "comedy". Their voices were literally like chalk down a blackboard. I found my teeth began to itch & my head hurt.

Do parents switch off from that noise?

 

 

You mean your carpet and curtains dont match

What about a dwarf clown?

 

Definitely would be a new undies situation

You mean your carpet and curtains dont match

 

A carpet? A fucking carpet? I thought we'd cleared all that up a while ago!

One of my mates is a hairdresser and was doing my hair the other night. Well, she warned me a lad was coming with his kid for a quick trim whilst my colour was on. The little fucker turned over Mtv Base to some fucking Disney channel which had American kids on some sort of "comedy". Their voices were literally like chalk down a blackboard. I found my teeth began to itch & my head hurt.

Do parents switch off from that noise?

 

My two watch this shit and had a spell of speaking lke the fuckers.

 

I soon beat it out of them.

 

Now they speyk like what I does.

Dentists. Never had an issue before as I never went from 14-24 but had my wisdom teeth out 2 year back. Was sedated as I couldnt bear the thought of him ripping me pegs out.

 

Anyway woke up and after a day or two my face was swollen to fuck on one side. Worst pain ive ever felt, constant throbbing pain for 3 days.

 

Few months after, when it had all simmered down got the call for a normal check up. Had 2 fillings and I was literally drenched in sweat and my back was arched to fuck I was that tense.

 

Not been since, Ive got a ?150 toothbrush ill be reet!

A carpet? A fucking carpet? I thought we'd cleared all that up a while ago!

Shagpile?

Shagpile?

 

 

Frightened of ever going to China, and not coming back alive.

Frightened of ever going to China, and not coming back alive.

 

 

Go on. There's a tale here, surely.

Go on. There's a tale here, surely.

 

Nothing more than the things they eat.

 

But then again i could be a China's most wanted man.

Nothing more than the things they eat.

 

But then again i could be a China's most wanted man.

 

Give it a go, it's not that bad. Honest. Thee days most of them know we don't like their shit.

I've probably eaten worse in Bolton on a Saturday night.

 

 

Oh but don't have Sea Cucumber. Now that is disgusting.

Give it a go, it's not that bad. Honest. Thee days most of them know we don't like their shit.

I've probably eaten worse in Bolton on a Saturday night.

 

 

Oh but don't have Sea Cucumber. Now that is disgusting.

 

 

I tend fert like my food dead and already packaged,wit cooking instructions fert wife not wriggling about on some market traders counter.

Edited August 25, 201114 yr by white -50

Or eating and torturing pets

I tend fert like my food dead and already packaged, not wriggling about on some market traders counter.

 

 

I'd like to say you've got the wrong impression but I do recall being in a supermarket once and there being a live crocodile (or alligator, I can't tell the difference) for sale by the meat & fish counter.

I didn't hang around that part of the place and made my excuses whilst walking quickly towards the crisps and nuts aisle.

I'd like to say you've got the wrong impression but I do recall being in a supermarket once and there being a live crocodile (or alligator, I can't tell the difference) for sale by the meat & fish counter.

I didn't hang around that part of the place and made my excuses whilst walking quickly towards the crisps and nuts aisle.

 

In my youth used to work at a chicken factory in Bolton were 2to 3 thousand chickens were killed three times a week.

 

There was one twohat who if the chicken was to small, he'd just pull it's head off. One bonus was we got a free chicken every friday .

In my youth used to work at a chicken factory in Bolton were 2to 3 thousand chickens were killed three times a week.

 

That's sick.

 

Was killing them once not enough?

That's sick.

 

Was killing them once not enough?

 

They had to make sure they were dead and fit for human consumption, so No.

Edited August 25, 201114 yr by white -50

not the place near Lever Street was it.. My Mum used to work overlooking an abetoir around there and used to make her sick seeing all th animals going in and not coming out..

I have quite serious trouble with heights, getting beheaded and locked in syndrome.

 

Other than that, I'm reet

Swimming int' ocean.

Edited August 26, 201114 yr by wackerchackers

Swimming int' ocean.

 

 

Just Oceans or do Seas make you queazy too?

Aye. Both.

A carpet? A fucking carpet? I thought we'd cleared all that up a while ago!

 

I like a womans carpet like Leo Sayers perm, oh yes

I like a womans carpet like Leo Sayers perm, oh yes

 

 

 

 

I suppose it is still 1985 in parts of Breightmet, though.