......in Perth. The Royal couple arrived around 5 hours ago and the weather has turned. Bloody raining.

 

Never mind, The Queen is here for the next 3 days for CHOGM and I may yet get the opportunity to throw my crombie over a puddle for her.

 

GSTQ.

If you get chance, give her a kick in the cunt from me.

If you get chance, give her a kick in the cunt from me.

 

proper ray of sunshine you are.

If you get chance, give her a kick in the cunt from me.

 

I'm sure Bolty would never do that to a 85yr old lady who is your ruler Mr Cheese.

It must be just me that feels slightly proud whenever our Queen does a foreign tour. The crowds turn out in their thousands just to get a glimpse, and the media goes mental - whilst she conducts herself with great dignity and patience.

Long to reign over us.

I wonder if Phil the Greek will come out with another classic one liner.

It must be just me that feels slightly proud whenever our Queen does a foreign tour. The crowds turn out in their thousands just to get a glimpse, and the media goes mental - whilst she conducts herself with great dignity and patience.

Long to reign over us.

 

That's because you have zero self-esteem due to being of no societal value, so to make up for this, your ego gleans a sense of pride/success from the achievements of others, whom you deem to be representative of yourself. The Queen doesn't return your admiration. She's never heard of you.

That's because you have zero self-esteem due to being of no societal value, so to make up for this, your ego gleans a sense of pride/success from the achievements of others, whom you deem to be representative of yourself. The Queen doesn't return your admiration. She's never heard of you.

 

Cheese.

 

Have you ever gloated to a fan of another football club about a Bolton victory?

 

Because, you see, that would sort of, in a way, manner of speaking, be exactly the same fucking thing.

 

Plum.

Cheese.

 

Have you ever gloated to a fan of another football club about a Bolton victory?

 

Because, you see, that would sort of, in a way, manner of speaking, be exactly the same fucking thing.

 

Plum.

 

You make an interesting and valid point Mr Spider. Over to you Cheese, let's see if you have a retort.

 

If not, I declare Spider the winner.

 

No, no comeback. Spider it is then.

That's because you have zero self-esteem due to being of no societal value, so to make up for this, your ego gleans a sense of pride/success from the achievements of others, whom you deem to be representative of yourself. The Queen doesn't return your admiration. She's never heard of you.

 

But you've heard of her

That's because you have zero self-esteem due to being of no societal value, so to make up for this, your ego gleans a sense of pride/success from the achievements of others, whom you deem to be representative of yourself. The Queen doesn't return your admiration. She's never heard of you.

 

You don't even know me you knob.I have plenty of self esteem,and i also have plenty of social value - so get fucked with your online psychoanalysis smart arse.You sound like another bitter leftie with a chip on his shoulder.

GSTQ + GTF.

You sound like another bitter leftie with a chip on his shoulder.

 

I'm a bitter lefty with a chip on my shoulder and think The Queen is a wonderful woman. I have met her husband. Nice man, confused sort of air about him that only the very posh can convincingly pull off. She is an extremely worthy head of state for our country.

If you get chance, give her a kick in the cunt from me.

 

Go on, what has she done to deserve a boot to her lady garden?

I wonder if Phil the Greek will come out with another classic one liner.

Yes, he will probably say "Well Mr Bolty, still shoving it up the hairdryer's exhaust pipe".

Edited October 26, 201114 yr by Biff

I wonder if Phil the Greek will come out with another classic one liner.

 

He did, as HM was being presented with a momento Phil said, "put it on that nest over there" with reference to a huge nest that had been made by some locals, summat like that

If you get chance, give her a kick in the cunt from me.

 

In to granny bashing are you?

That's because you have zero self-esteem due to being of no societal value, so to make up for this, your ego gleans a sense of pride/success from the achievements of others, whom you deem to be representative of yourself. The Queen doesn't return your admiration. She's never heard of you.

I thought you were bad enough in the charities thread, but this one has confirmed to me that you are a Grade A, first class arsehole. Congratulations.

Edited October 26, 201114 yr by SnoopJohnnyJohn

Maybe Cheese is currently being sponsored to be a prick for charity.

Maybe Cheese is currently being sponsored to be a prick for charity.

Sir, you made me smile...

With out sounding too Royalist, bet there's a few country's in the world wish they had our Monarchy

and tradition.

That's because you have zero self-esteem due to being of no societal value, so to make up for this, your ego gleans a sense of pride/success from the achievements of others, whom you deem to be representative of yourself. The Queen doesn't return your admiration. She's never heard of you.

 

 

The only major mistake you made on here was with your moniker. You missed the first word 'knob'.

Yes, he will probably say "Well Mr Bolty, still shoving it up the hairdryer's exhaust pipe".

 

 

This would make me very proud Biff

 

One of my favourites is Phil. Love his very non PC gaffes. He is fcuking ace in my book.

Anyone follow 'her' on Twitter?

 

Queen_UK

 

Some dull stuff, but some as funny as..

In Perth today:-

 

 

"WTF is this, Philip?"

Why don't the convicts get their own queen rather than nicking ours?

I don't see it as them nicking our queen, more we owning them.