whats the worse thing you did as a kid? egging?...knock a door run?....or worse?

 

mine was setting fires...we used set fires in the woods etc all pretty harmless,but then one day we set fire to this disused shed thing,next thing the fucker spread and we legged it.went back the next day and to our horror the fire had just been put out by firemen after spreading that far it set fire to the fences of a nearby housing estate! shite!

 

that was the end of by brief spell as an arsonist aged 11.

Aye same here, splattered a few mallards anarl.

Also used to inflate frogs with straws then throw 'em high in the air into the road.

We also used to use a lollipop stick to smear dog shit on peoples car door handles outside the pub,then we'd sit on the wall opposite giggling our cocks off when people opened their car doors and instantly started sniffing their hands.

All pretty sick stuff.

The strange thing is, i've turned out reasonably normal.

 

Gets it out of your system rather than being a football hooligan in later life! =@

I used to egg packis as they were going to a mosque and then set all their flip flops on fire using lighter fluid as they were praying inside. they couldnt give chase as they were barefoot

 

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I could go on and on but i never did anything bad, just shit that kids get upto

 

 

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Set fire to the school cloakroom (and got away with it)

 

Police, fire service investigated

 

Found out now, it seems

So in conclusion, young lads are firestarting, deviant potential murderers.

I let stink bombs off in Woolworths in Farnworth but got caught by the manager making my escape. He made me stand next to the smashed stink bomb for what seemed like ages.

 

I was about 9 at the time

I let stink bombs off in Woolworths in Farnworth but got caught by the manager making my escape. He made me stand next to the smashed stink bomb for what seemed like ages.

 

I was about 9 at the time

How could you tell in farnworth woolworths

Once padlocked a kid into one of them giant biffa bins. My mates dad had to hacksaw the lock off as we didnt have the key.

We were cunts, but there were bigger ones than us.

Egging.. used to go all over,Jolly Brows, Sevs, Moors Scout rd. Grouse.

 

Found out this bloke Washed dead Bodies for a living, tormented him to death.

 

Had this Fat lad knocking about with us, stripped him to his trousers, wrote Flab all over his belly, tied him up and stuck him on the local nutters door step , knocked at the door and run off, cunts i know.

 

Stole a big Canvass sheet off a wagon, then stole some Props from the the neighbours and made a Marquee, and camped out in it.

 

Of course it's all made up.

 

The real cunts, Robbed my mates house, and sent him to the chippy with the money they robbed.

One of our mates from our days up athy had a massive crush on a lass who had no interest him.

 

He'd came up with a brainwave a few times and suggested to a couple of us that we get her somewhere on athy park, we'd hold her and he'd do rude things to her.

 

Yeah right.

 

Obviously we wernt exactly impressed with aiding and abetting sexual assault at 14 year old so fucked him off.

 

For years I've expected to read about him in the papers.

The usual - knock a door run etc. Owd cnuts who nicked our footballs and knifed em when they went in their garden used to get a banger insulation taped to their window pane. They were all small panes in Tun Moor council houses so they would shatter. Must have frightened the old bastards half to death in retrospect.

 

I think we talked about being tossed off by older girls in the back of Warbys bread van bodies at Southerns on the Jolly Brows on another thread? if not, that was naughty (but extremely nice).

Summer fights between Astley Bridge and Bromley Cross up Sharples Way.

 

Stealing pop bottles from the offy's back yard and then walking round the front to claim your 10p 'deposit'

 

Smoking Himalayan Balsam stems down The Mop.

 

Mushroom grazing on Overdale Crem with a four pint barrel of Scrumpy.

 

You and a mate standing either side of the road, waiting for a motorbike to come round the corner, and the both pretending to pull a rope 'tight' making them screech to a halt. Had some great chases off that. Best achieved in the early evening when the light's not so good.

 

Nintendo Wii? I've shit it!

me and my mates set off a load of stink bombs in the Parish Church during the annual Founders' Day service. We then went onto the town hall and put bubble bath into the fountains.

 

Detentions every lunchtime and after school for 2 weeks iirc.

Locked me nan in the garage and also set fire to living room. all pretty tame in the leafy cheshire set

Setting fires

Prank calling

Dogshit under car door handles

Bullying younger kids on the school bus

 

The usual

I once threw some drawing pins on my sisters bedroom floor.....!

Always quenched my thirst with a couple of pints of milk off someone's doorstep whilst doing my triple paper round on a sunday morn. Also 'borrowing' diesel and some muslim type stuff off a building site to make torches (the flaming type) to explore with. Also seem to recall 'accidently' starting up a dumper and taking it for a spin as well . We had to watch out mind as in them days there was still coppers patrolling on foot.

once found a dog aimlessly wandering around star mount in winter when the lodge was frozen,looked and was acting lost had an address on it's collar, decided to do the decent thing and take it to it's home, but not before we had smashed the ice and thrown it in, then waded in to our knees to "rescue" it, took it back pissed wet through and told it's owner we found it struggling in he ice and got it out. ?1 note each from a very grateful owner was worth the bollocking for wet pants of the mother, ?1 was a lot in 1979

once found a dog aimlessly wandering around star mount in winter when the lodge was frozen,looked and was acting lost had an address on it's collar, decided to do the decent thing and take it to it's home, but not before we had smashed the ice and thrown it in, then waded in to our knees to "rescue" it, took it back pissed wet through and told it's owner we found it struggling in he ice and got it out. ?1 note each from a very grateful owner was worth the bollocking for wet pants of the mother, ?1 was a lot in 1979

 

Haha, tight bastards!

Haha, tight bastards!

 

aye,suppose you're right

 

they could have give us two quid the ungrateful twats

me and my mates set off a load of stink bombs in the Parish Church during the annual Founders' Day service. We then went onto the town hall and put bubble bath into the fountains.

 

Detentions every lunchtime and after school for 2 weeks iirc.

When were you at Canon Slade, DazBob?

When were you at Canon Slade, DazBob?

 

87-92

87-92

 

 

 

 

Been done before. .... Long , long, long time before that.............................

I suspect it was still funny though

 

 

 

 

Been done before. .... Long , long, long time before that.............................

 

In which case I'm glad to hear we helped carry on a tradition.