whats the worse thing you did as a kid? egging?...knock a door run?....or worse?

 

mine was setting fires...we used set fires in the woods etc all pretty harmless,but then one day we set fire to this disused shed thing,next thing the fucker spread and we legged it.went back the next day and to our horror the fire had just been put out by firemen after spreading that far it set fire to the fences of a nearby housing estate! shite!

 

that was the end of by brief spell as an arsonist aged 11.

chewing gum in a girls hair on the bus wom from school, she had to have it all cut short

In chronological order:

 

Nicking pocketfuls of farm animals from nursery and getting marched back by my mum aged 4

Nicking the odd 20p from my mums purse aged about 7

Setting fires int woods aged about 8

Taking any aerosol we could from our homes to start even bigger fires int woods aged about 10

Robbing metal dust caps off cars aged about 10

Ripping car badges off aged about 11

 

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Edited December 2, 201114 yr by stevieb

oh flushed me mams wages down the shitter too

i knew a lad that used to put bits of bread on that sticky fly paper stuff.birds would land on it for the bread,get stuck,then hed set fire to said bird,watching it perish.

 

last i heard he was in parkwood mental health unit at blackpool victoria hospital.

Got suspended from school for fighting & got caught int pub on a field trip int Yorkshire Dales.

Painted a dumper truck pink when I was about 9

 

Coppers came round, and to say I got pasted is a massive understatement

Youst to love lighting fires would burn out ring 999 and watch them put it out ( sorry Micky D) was pissed of this year took me 3 marchers to light my bommy lost my touch

Youst to love lighting fires would burn out ring 999 and watch them put it out ( sorry Micky D) was pissed of this year took me 3 marchers to light my bommy lost my touch

 

I joined the Fire Service in 1986. I very much doubt you were still doing things like that at that time.

Setting fires was my thing, never to anyones property although I would half inch bit of wood from peoples garden or the odd wheeley bin, I used to think it was bonfire night every night

 

I once set an homemade firework off on the school bus, it was that loud i literally nearly deafened everyone, suspended for 2 weeks!

 

I used to egg packis as they were going to a mosque and then set all their flip flops on fire using lighter fluid as they were praying inside. they couldnt give chase as they were barefoot

 

shoved half a bag of king edwards up the exhaust of a Nissan Bluebird,

 

I could go on and on but i never did anything bad, just shit that kids get upto

 

oh and I hotwired a dump truck once and let it crawl into the side of a house, it didnt do much damage though

Edited December 2, 201114 yr by Danny G

When I was about 7 me and my older brother pee'd on a girl in our street. She ran away crying and her Mum complained to our Mum. Mum told us both to go and apologise so off we went to her house. Now her Dad was a big, tough miner who had a reputation for hating kids so it was a pretty daunting thing to as a young 7 year old but I had my big brother with me so I thought it would be ok. We got to her house and knocked on the door. Before the echo of the knock had faded, my brother ran off leaving me to face the music! Before I could react the door opened and this brute of a man stood there and said 'come in'

'Our Kid' ran home to tell Mum that I'd been abducted!

As she got to the house, I met her at the door with a big bag of toffees and an even bigger smile! ( no inappropriate jokes please)

I don't know if you could read anything into our respective characters but 'Our Kid' is a Unison rep and was manning the picket lines on Wednesday! :-)

Fucking hell, I was a saint really - usual stuff like setting fire to stuff but only in places out of the way.

 

When I was a really small kid though, about 3, I wandered off from home as my mum was getting the shopping out of the car, she thought I was upstairs with my brother but I sneaked out. I was gone about 4 hours before I was finally found in the local primary school, drawing on a load of books - as a dad now I can't comprehend how that must have felt for my mum and dad!

Used to split into two groups. First would go in front and throw rose buds at windows, second would follow 100 yards behind with hands full of pea-gravel. Anyone coming to the door following the rose budding got the gravel.

 

How was I to know the guy was a fucking marathon runner?

my old man locked the future champion boxer and good friend of ours carl crook in a coal shed after he played knocker door run.he said 'if you want to knock on doors,knock on this one all you bloody well like!'

Used to wank over my nans Freemans catalogue.

 

Was ace for a 12 year old.

 

Wanking over the underwear section then flicking over to the toys afterwards.

 

 

 

 

Used to wank over my nans Freemans catalogue.

 

Was ace for a 12 year old.

 

Wanking over the underwear section then flicking over to the toys afterwards.

 

as long as you got it the right way round!

my old man locked the future champion boxer and good friend of ours carl crook in a coal shed after he played knocker door run.he said 'if you want to knock on doors,knock on this one all you bloody well like!'

 

I used to clean his mam's windows many many years ago in Adlington, Carl was a young promising boxer then.

I used to clean his mam's windows many many years ago in Adlington, Carl was a young promising boxer then.

 

the irony is,thats what carl is up to now!

Worst I can think off is lobbing stones at taxi's as they drove past. We always had to break onto into building sites for some reason and piss about, setting fires..

as long as you got it the right way round!

 

I passed my sisters bedroom one day and the door was slightly open. She was on her bed playing with her minge and saying 'I want a man, I want a man'.

 

On my way back from the bathroom I then saw her boyfriend banging fuck out of her.

 

I went straight into my bedroom and fruriously started knocking one out to 'I want a bike, I want a bike'.

Setting fires seems to be a trend here

 

Never really got that myself

 

I'm visioning you all as Marty out of Shameless now

 

Back to thread; stole the only thing I ever gave which was panini stickers when I was a kid

Used to wank over my nans Freemans catalogue.

 

Was ace for a 12 year old.

 

Wanking over the underwear section then flicking over to the toys afterwards.

I thnk everybody used to do that, it was even better when you got to the womens bit...

Cut the electricity in my block at school !

In chronological order:

 

Nicking pocketfuls of farm animals from nursery and getting marched back by my mum aged 4

Nicking the odd 20p from my mums purse aged about 7

Setting fires int woods aged about 8

Taking any aerosol we could from our homes to start even bigger fires int woods aged about 10

Robbing metal dust caps off cars aged about 10

Ripping car badges off aged about 11

 

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Scouse cunt !

 

Giving me aged 11 an air rifle as a Christmas present was asking for trouble if you ask me.

Giving me aged 11 an air rifle as a Christmas present was asking for trouble if you ask me.

 

Aye same here, splattered a few mallards anarl.

Also used to inflate frogs with straws then throw 'em high in the air into the road.

We also used to use a lollipop stick to smear dog shit on peoples car door handles outside the pub,then we'd sit on the wall opposite giggling our cocks off when people opened their car doors and instantly started sniffing their hands.

All pretty sick stuff.

The strange thing is, i've turned out reasonably normal.