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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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I do my dads shopping every Sunday morning at Tesco in Athy, this morning I came out at 10:10 and met my brother talking to two other blokes who had just watched 2 masked men rob the cash delivery van, all I saw was a black car screeching off the car park, one of the blokes said, "I weren't messing with them, they looked nowty"

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I do my dads shopping every Sunday morning at Tesco in Athy, this morning I came out at 10:10 and met my brother talking to two other blokes who had just watched 2 masked men rob the cash delivery van, all I saw was a black car screeching off the car park, one of the blokes said, "I weren't messing with them, they looked nowty"

 

men robbing a cash delivery are almost certainly naughty, so your brothers mates must be perceptive.

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them boxes are full of dye to fuck the money up

Karcher Powerwasher, or is that red diesel? Try taking them to a dry cleaner - 'launder' it for real.

I had a ?20 the other day that was more or less black (looked like ink) and the bigoted cash machine wouldn't accept it, it was real though...

 

Who would be a 'have a go' hero for fucking Tesco's money? They'd probably give you a ?100 gift voucher (food only - no booze) and the robbers would probably spend 6 years doing press-ups, getting tattooed and plotting revenge - like Robert De Niro in 'Cape Fear'.

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The security guard didn't stop them then? The cheeky cunt eyed me up like I was trying to get into a nightclub, I ain't the one working for ?6 an hour on Sunday.

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they looked nowty"

 

 

Haven't heard that phrase for years

 

 

Like 'put wood inth 'ole'

'Well al ga ta,tfut ov ar gaite'

'Shuv a crust in it!'

,tis reet a tell thee'

 

She's a nowty bugga !

Tha's got a swipe lyke a pola bear

 

Where have all the Boltonians gone ?

 

 

 

 

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Haven't heard that phrase for years

 

 

Like 'put wood inth 'ole'

'Well al ga ta,tfut ov ar gaite'

'Shuv a crust in it!'

,tis reet a tell thee'

 

She's a nowty bugga !

Tha's got a swipe lyke a pola bear

 

Where have all the Boltonians gone ?

" If tha cant speyk proper shut thi gob " A chant directed to Wolves fans one season, another what tickled me was the " Your will end up like Sandy Richardson ", a bloke what was in a wheelchair on Crossroads, aimed at Birmingham fans.

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