cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Keep building on land which used to act as a soak-away and you stop anything soaking away.  The whole of middlebrook is a prime example. Once al field,  now all tarmac. 

13 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Keep building on land which used to act as a soak-away and you stop anything soaking away.  The whole of middlebrook is a prime example. Once al field,  now all tarmac. 

Yep.

Chuck in heavier rainfall as we experience global warming and its going to happen more frequently. 

It'll help to keep HMS Piss The League afloat.

16 hours ago, Winchester White said:

I don't get how that end of Horwich flooded so badly in such a short space of time? There must be summert wrong with the drains or something. 

I saw something on Facebook last night (I know, I know) where a resident was accusing the golf course of having dug channels to drain excess water off the course.  No idea how true it is.  Our old neighbours bought one of the new houses on the estate next door, where the old technical college was, they had water running right through their ground floor last night.

10 hours ago, MickyD said:

Keep building on land which used to act as a soak-away and you stop anything soaking away.  The whole of middlebrook is a prime example. Once al field,  now all tarmac. 

Govt should be insisting on permeable surfaces now. Been used on airports for ages.

These new resin bound driveways becoming popular instead of tarmac and block paving will help.

20 minutes ago, green genie said:

Govt should be insisting on permeable surfaces now. Been used on airports for ages.

These new resin bound driveways becoming popular instead of tarmac and block paving will help.

I'm fairly sure that new driveways have to have planning permission now, and that porous surfaces are part and parcel of that. Someone will know for sure.

No good for breeders like myself this weather. One minute I'm wrapped up like it's bastard December the next I'm sweating my tits off. Dunno wether I'm meant to be wearing a donkey jacket or a bikini 🙄

12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

No good for breeders like myself this weather. One minute I'm wrapped up like it's bastard December the next I'm sweating my tits off. Dunno wether I'm meant to be wearing a donkey jacket or a bikini 🙄

Off for a day out in Lancaster tomorrow seeing some old mates, in the same boat, what do you wear ?

Forecast i checked says wall to wall rain from thursday for over a week

1 hour ago, leigh white said:

Off for a day out in Lancaster tomorrow seeing some old mates, in the same boat, what do you wear ?

Thong and a balaclava

10 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Thong and a balaclava

Will opt for a G String and a Gimp mask.

2 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Will opt for a G String and a Gimp mask.

Usual weekend attire. Don't forget the dog collar

Normal Tuesday attire then.

6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Usual weekend attire. Don't forget the dog collar

Will have to get something Gothic up Whitby in a couple of weeks, any suggestions ?

3 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I'm fairly sure that new driveways have to have planning permission now, and that porous surfaces are part and parcel of that. Someone will know for sure.

If it’s new and using a permeable surface you don’t 

if it’s over a certain size, forget what, and it’s impermeable you do 

I suspect a lot of people have got away with not bothering with getting permission though 

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

If it’s new and using a permeable surface you don’t 

if it’s over a certain size, forget what, and it’s impermeable you do 

I suspect a lot of people have got away with not bothering with getting permission though 

Makes sense- I know our local driveway installer- good fella, does loads round here. 

Having spoken to neighbours for whom he’s worked, I doubt anyone has ever applied- and that's pre pandemic.

15 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Makes sense- I know our local driveway installer- good fella, does loads round here. 

Having spoken to neighbours for whom he’s worked, I doubt anyone has ever applied- and that's pre pandemic.

Guess it comes down to knowing about it 

You could get a drive put in, not know you do need permission, neighbours don’t know and don’t say anything, council would be non the wiser 

Driveway installer might not know or turn a blind eye. Same way loads get away with building extensions etc without permission 

21 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Yep.

Chuck in heavier rainfall as we experience global warming and its going to happen more frequently. 

Chucking in wet wipes down big more of an issue. Clogs drains for fun.

Should be banned until can be made readily biodegradable. 

35 minutes ago, green genie said:

Chucking in wet wipes down big more of an issue. Clogs drains for fun.

Should be banned until can be made readily biodegradable. 

I nearly stuffed our Maude down the Khazi when I caught her doing this, she said they’re flushable, I said so are cats doesn’t mean we do it. (Unless it’s crawleys cat) 

she'd rip your cock off if you tried that.

My cat, not your mrs.

4 hours ago, green genie said:

Chucking in wet wipes down big more of an issue. Clogs drains for fun.

Should be banned until can be made readily biodegradable. 

First World problems!

No need for the things anyway.

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

she'd rip your cock off if you tried that.

My cat, not your mrs.

I’ll turn her into a cat shaped fat berg. A catberg if you will

3 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

she'd rip your cock off if you tried that.

My cat, not your mrs.

A fox says otherwise 

56 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

A fox says otherwise 

She had his cock off as well.

You're supposed to deposit used toilet paper in a bin in Crete. Does anyone actually do that?