My mother's just rung and told me to fill the car up as there's a strike.

What's she whittering on about?

I piss petrol, and shit solid fuel for the fire in winter.

 

Therefore, I am out of this loop.

I piss petrol, and shit solid fuel for the fire in winter.

 

Therefore, I am out of this loop.

 

If I leave a pyrex jug on your doorstep would you oblige, please fanku.

If I leave a pyrex jug on your doorstep would you oblige, please fanku.

 

Not sure how my solid fuel will get on in your car but I'll happily fill your jug.

Not sure how my solid fuel will get on in your car but I'll happily fill your jug.

 

Spider, you haven't had a solid poo since Stock Aitken and Waterman were top of the pops.

I'm looking forward to working from home for a few week

 

 

If I leave a pyrex jug on your doorstep would you oblige, please fanku.

 

Little Whitt is having the octane level of his piss analysed tomorrow.

I'm looking forward to working from home for a few week

 

I've now halved my commute. Thank fuck.

 

Still, as long as the pensioners have a full tank in their fiestas.

Spider, you haven't had a solid poo since Stock Aitken and Waterman were top of the pops.

 

ACKCHELYYY

 

I had one this very evening. A perfect type 4 on the stool chart too.

 

My new fitness regime is paying dividends. All that time hanging with the steroid monkeys at Horwich gym has turned by poo poo solid.

 

Tell you what, those boys can sup some monster milk. Grrr.

I am just going onto the red now so i need to get sorted, it pains me to join in with the "panic buying but i am getting seriously fucked off with driving past filling stations with queues around the block so im gonna go and fill up later and fill up my 20 litre drum as well

I've now halved my commute. Thank fuck.

 

Still, as long as the pensioners have a full tank in their fiestas.

 

Fuckers will have been every day this week

I've now halved my commute. Thank fuck.

 

Still, as long as the pensioners have a full tank in their fiestas.

 

you'll miss Preston

you'll miss Preston

 

I'll still be there, just not the quite so backward and shit side.

Even worse, near Carlisle.

 

Cockermouth?

Cockermouth?

 

<snigger> We might take a day trip just so we can have our photo taken next to the town sign

Just managed to fill up after running on fumes to work and back. People on the forecourt talking to each other like its the end of the world. Some saying there going for an extra big shop straight after and stocking up in case deliveries can't be made to supermarkets.

 

Utter madness.

113 miles a day im not panic buying

Some saying there going for an extra big shop straight after and stocking up in case deliveries can't be made to supermarkets.

 

Utter madness.

 

See, why's I make more than I need and store it in the freezer. I might be a dizzy blonde bint, but you'll all be knocking one when Tesco runs out of food which it clearly will.

 

Did you not kick them in the cunt/goolies? I'd have been tempted if I heard someone talking like that.

Just managed to fill up after running on fumes to work and back. People on the forecourt talking to each other like its the end of the world. Some saying there going for an extra big shop straight after and stocking up in case deliveries can't be made to supermarkets.

 

Utter madness.

 

we are all fucked without petrol

 

 

My slippers are knackered, but I don't want to waste petrol going to M&S

 

 

commie bastards

See, why's I make more than I need and store it in the freezer. I might be a dizzy blonde bint, but you'll all be knocking one when Tesco runs out of food which it clearly will.

 

Did you not kick them in the cunt/goolies? I'd have been tempted if I heard someone talking like that.

 

I was too occupied with the uncontrolable laughter. I fear the return of food rationing.

 

Hosepipe bans, blackouts, curfews. The end is near.

It gets worse, the hosepipe ban starts Sunday, we can't even siphon it now

Chip fat has now sold out in Tesco - Cure4Sanity has filled his motor up ha ha

This panic buying is a direct result of the Tory twatsponges frantically trying to get more tax money in before the end of the financial year.

 

FACT

 

 

(Whatever the real reason is, the Govt. have handled it terribly.)

This panic buying is a direct result of the Tory twatsponges frantically trying to get more tax money in before the end of the financial year.

 

FACT

 

 

(Whatever the real reason is, the Govt. have handled it terribly.)

 

Check post 32

 

I was in the COBRA meeting.

 

Fact.

garages are full at 10:30pm and shell near b&q sold out

 

wankers

Sainsbury and BP near me have sold out. Fortunately I managed to fill up at the BP on the A50 yesterday where there was only a 5 minute queue.........it was 149.9 per litre though the robbing chuffers. I might be a bit knackered when at the end of today though as I should be doing around 450 miles