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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Here, sir.

 

Chateauneuf du pape is evil

 

I was slugging £50 bottles of it like pop last night. I wasn'tt paying.

 

It hurts to type and I've just remembered I have to go to middlebrook for a present I forgot to buy.

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I'm going on today, ginger if you want owt as I'm a nob and did pretty much fuck all yesterday

 

I need a copy of a DVD by that cockerney comedian, fuck what's his name. Fucking wine.

 

Hang on, need to goggle it

 

Mickey Flanagan, cunts at Tesco had sold out yesterday.

 

Just been on the drink drive thread, I doubt I can drive until next Christmas.

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I am in

 

Sort of

 

How come cumulative festive boozing always gives me cold/flu type symptoms as opposed to a hang over

 

This is the only time of year I feel ill

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I am in

 

Sort of

 

How come cumulative festive boozing always gives me cold/flu type symptoms as opposed to a hang over

 

This is the only time of year I feel ill

 

Yes!

 

This is exactly how I feel. Thick head, burning guts, hot sludgy poo poos, general malaise.

 

Daed by next Saturday in all liklehood - I'm supposed to be out in Manchester tonight but right now all I want to do is lie on the couch and watch telly.

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I need a copy of a DVD by that cockerney comedian, fuck what's his name. Fucking wine.

 

Hang on, need to goggle it

 

Mickey Flanagan, cunts at Tesco had sold out yesterday.

 

Just been on the drink drive thread, I doubt I can drive until next Christmas.

I need a copy of a DVD by that cockerney comedian, fuck what's his name. Fucking wine.

 

Hang on, need to goggle it

 

Mickey Flanagan, cunts at Tesco had sold out yesterday.

 

Just been on the drink drive thread, I doubt I can drive until next Christmas.

 

So I've to go to HMV then? Right. You owe me a Starbucks.

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So I've to go to HMV then? Right. You owe me a Starbucks.

 

What time are you going? I've just had a niff of my breath and scorched my hand.

 

#vilepisspot

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What time are you going? I've just had a niff of my breath and scorched my hand.

 

#vilepisspot

 

I'm just getting up now so in about 1/2 an hour.

 

I can't find the hashtag on a mac book pro but you're a hashtag nobhead.

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I'm just getting up now so in about 1/2 an hour.

 

I can't find the hashtag on a mac book pro but you're a hashtag nobhead.

 

The # on a mac book pro is next to the button marked "applecuntwanklips"

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Jazza, as you appear to have been posting throughout the night, have you had any sleep or are you just powering through?

 

Slept from about half twelve until four... That's all I usually do... Having a cheeky cider now before opening time!!

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I am in.

 

The 20 min sleep I had in the Wetherspoons toilets seems not to have helped.

so your in the bog for 20 mins and jazza is in there to haveing shit himself

 

 

 

im geting the word

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALASKAN PIPELINE

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It's been a 2 shift session today.. 8 or 9 in afternoon.. Home for a kip now been on it since 8 and going strong. Henry Westpns 8.4 percent cider and Stella is order of day

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It's been a 2 shift session today.. 8 or 9 in afternoon.. Home for a kip now been on it since 8 and going strong. Henry Westpns 8.4 percent cider and Stella is order of day

You are indeed a super trooper, i hope to have another meet up in the next coming year.
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You are indeed a super trooper, i hope to have another meet up in the next coming year.

 

I'll get you up here mate... go,to East Fife or someone... only thing is their ground is about 200 yds away from Lindas house (or ethil from methil as we call her)

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fuck all to do with thread but I couldnt be arsed starting a new one... I've lost 2 ad a half stones in a year... 6 inches in waist size... fuck the Atkins diet.. the Jazza diet is the future and more fun... lager lager lager then every third day a wee bit of food.

 

perfect

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