Who else is in?

fucking horrible

 

iv got 19 hours to recover

You must be a right fat cunt now with all this supping

You must be a right fat cunt now with all this supping

 

still as thin as a rake

Took on the mince pie challenge yesterday. Apparently the fastest time for doing 3 regulation pies, ate one after the other with confirmation of fully swallowing each one before starting the next, is 1 minute 20. Managed it in 57 seconds. Where's Roy Castle when you need him?

Mind you, it's done me no favours - the Xmas works meal and then curry didn't help either

Roy castle would be one of my picks for the Saville investigation if he was still with us.

 

Just saying like

Has Jim Davidson been nicked yet?

 

It would make my day if Bruce Forsyth was involved, few people on TV irritate me more

Barristers in town fucking STINKS.

 

Pisscans mixing with once a year pretenders.

 

Carnage.

8 Stella in, twated

 

Another fine mess scooby!!!

8 Stella in, twated

 

Another fine mess scooby!!!

 

 

What's the story, Birch

 

I might have missed it, but why is it?

Edited December 21, 201213 yr by boltondiver

So much for recovering

 

I am steaming

I have woken up Haywards Heath. Not happy.

I have woken up Haywards Heath

 

Is that a euphemism?

Captain Morgan has just called me a homosexual.

 

I'll fucking show him.

 

Pirate looking cunt.

Fuck him, that'll show him who's queer or not.

Fuck off taking the piss!

 

He's winked and challenged me.

Im not feeling too fresh at present, hopefully hair of the dog will sort me out

I've just done the get up, get dressed and run out of the house into the rain routine in about 30 seconds. I'd forgotten the bin men were coming today instead of Tuesday.

 

I'd missed the fuckers by about 100 yards, so had to drag the bin and all the recycling stuff across the main road to get them emptied when they come back down the hill.

 

I don't feel too well now and I've got Scousedock races to contend with.

I've just done the same get up, dressed and out as the delivery driver was outside with the new oven.

 

I'm now not too sure which way up I,m facing, backwards or forwards.

 

Least I survived black eye friday.

This can't continue.

Bad head

 

I don't feel too well now and I've got Scousedock races to contend with.

 

Ballybriggan in the 12:10...

 

FACT.

im in

Red wine. I have to learn to say no

Ballybriggan in the 12:10...

 

FACT.

 

Computer says no.

Hasn't run for 19 months, didn't particularly like the heavy ground in the past.

 

It will be underpriced, because it's a McCain horse ridden by Maguire. I'd have liked it for an E/W punt at 8/1 or bigger, but it'll be 5's or under later.

 

(it'll obviously piss it, now I've told you why it shouldn't )

Despite only having an hour and a half in bed after clubbing I feel remarkably fresh. Will be a different story tomorrow I would imagine