December 21, 201213 yr You must be a right fat cunt now with all this supping still as thin as a rake
December 21, 201213 yr Took on the mince pie challenge yesterday. Apparently the fastest time for doing 3 regulation pies, ate one after the other with confirmation of fully swallowing each one before starting the next, is 1 minute 20. Managed it in 57 seconds. Where's Roy Castle when you need him? Mind you, it's done me no favours - the Xmas works meal and then curry didn't help either
December 21, 201213 yr Roy castle would be one of my picks for the Saville investigation if he was still with us. Just saying like
December 21, 201213 yr Has Jim Davidson been nicked yet? It would make my day if Bruce Forsyth was involved, few people on TV irritate me more
December 21, 201213 yr Barristers in town fucking STINKS. Pisscans mixing with once a year pretenders. Carnage.
December 21, 201213 yr 8 Stella in, twated Another fine mess scooby!!! What's the story, Birch I might have missed it, but why is it? Edited December 21, 201213 yr by boltondiver
December 22, 201213 yr Captain Morgan has just called me a homosexual. I'll fucking show him. Pirate looking cunt.
December 22, 201213 yr Im not feeling too fresh at present, hopefully hair of the dog will sort me out
December 22, 201213 yr I've just done the get up, get dressed and run out of the house into the rain routine in about 30 seconds. I'd forgotten the bin men were coming today instead of Tuesday. I'd missed the fuckers by about 100 yards, so had to drag the bin and all the recycling stuff across the main road to get them emptied when they come back down the hill. I don't feel too well now and I've got Scousedock races to contend with.
December 22, 201213 yr I've just done the same get up, dressed and out as the delivery driver was outside with the new oven. I'm now not too sure which way up I,m facing, backwards or forwards. Least I survived black eye friday.
December 22, 201213 yr I don't feel too well now and I've got Scousedock races to contend with. Ballybriggan in the 12:10... FACT.
December 22, 201213 yr Ballybriggan in the 12:10... FACT. Computer says no. Hasn't run for 19 months, didn't particularly like the heavy ground in the past. It will be underpriced, because it's a McCain horse ridden by Maguire. I'd have liked it for an E/W punt at 8/1 or bigger, but it'll be 5's or under later. (it'll obviously piss it, now I've told you why it shouldn't )
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