jules_darby Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 iPad wanker: quite literally. Ha, very good! And yes I was Quote
Garrp Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 fucking horrible iv got 19 hours to recover Quote
Moderators Carlos Posted December 21, 2012 Moderators Posted December 21, 2012 You must be a right fat cunt now with all this supping Quote
Garrp Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 You must be a right fat cunt now with all this supping still as thin as a rake Quote
SatanGreavsie Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 Took on the mince pie challenge yesterday. Apparently the fastest time for doing 3 regulation pies, ate one after the other with confirmation of fully swallowing each one before starting the next, is 1 minute 20. Managed it in 57 seconds. Where's Roy Castle when you need him? Mind you, it's done me no favours - the Xmas works meal and then curry didn't help either Quote
birch-chorley Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 Roy castle would be one of my picks for the Saville investigation if he was still with us. Just saying like Quote
Danny G Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 Has Jim Davidson been nicked yet? It would make my day if Bruce Forsyth was involved, few people on TV irritate me more Quote
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 21, 2012 Site Supporter Posted December 21, 2012 Barristers in town fucking STINKS. Pisscans mixing with once a year pretenders. Carnage. Quote
birch-chorley Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 8 Stella in, twated Another fine mess scooby!!! Quote
Guest Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) 8 Stella in, twated Another fine mess scooby!!! What's the story, Birch I might have missed it, but why is it? Edited December 21, 2012 by boltondiver Quote
Crawley Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 I have woken up Haywards Heath. Not happy. Quote
Traf Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 I have woken up Haywards Heath Is that a euphemism? Quote
Smiffs Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Captain Morgan has just called me a homosexual. I'll fucking show him. Pirate looking cunt. Quote
Traf Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Fuck him, that'll show him who's queer or not. Quote
Smiffs Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Fuck off taking the piss! He's winked and challenged me. Quote
Sweep Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Im not feeling too fresh at present, hopefully hair of the dog will sort me out Quote
Traf Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 I've just done the get up, get dressed and run out of the house into the rain routine in about 30 seconds. I'd forgotten the bin men were coming today instead of Tuesday. I'd missed the fuckers by about 100 yards, so had to drag the bin and all the recycling stuff across the main road to get them emptied when they come back down the hill. I don't feel too well now and I've got Scousedock races to contend with. Quote
Andydee Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 I've just done the same get up, dressed and out as the delivery driver was outside with the new oven. I'm now not too sure which way up I,m facing, backwards or forwards. Least I survived black eye friday. Quote
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 22, 2012 Site Supporter Posted December 22, 2012 This can't continue. Quote
gonzo Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 I don't feel too well now and I've got Scousedock races to contend with. Ballybriggan in the 12:10... FACT. Quote
Traf Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Ballybriggan in the 12:10... FACT. Computer says no. Hasn't run for 19 months, didn't particularly like the heavy ground in the past. It will be underpriced, because it's a McCain horse ridden by Maguire. I'd have liked it for an E/W punt at 8/1 or bigger, but it'll be 5's or under later. (it'll obviously piss it, now I've told you why it shouldn't ) Quote
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