jules_darby Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 iPad wanker: quite literally. Ha, very good! And yes I was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 fucking horrible iv got 19 hours to recover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2012 You must be a right fat cunt now with all this supping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 You must be a right fat cunt now with all this supping still as thin as a rake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Took on the mince pie challenge yesterday. Apparently the fastest time for doing 3 regulation pies, ate one after the other with confirmation of fully swallowing each one before starting the next, is 1 minute 20. Managed it in 57 seconds. Where's Roy Castle when you need him? Mind you, it's done me no favours - the Xmas works meal and then curry didn't help either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Roy castle would be one of my picks for the Saville investigation if he was still with us. Just saying like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Has Jim Davidson been nicked yet? It would make my day if Bruce Forsyth was involved, few people on TV irritate me more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 21, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2012 Barristers in town fucking STINKS. Pisscans mixing with once a year pretenders. Carnage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 8 Stella in, twated Another fine mess scooby!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) 8 Stella in, twated Another fine mess scooby!!! What's the story, Birch I might have missed it, but why is it? Edited December 21, 2012 by boltondiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 So much for recovering I am steaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawley Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I have woken up Haywards Heath. Not happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I have woken up Haywards Heath Is that a euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Captain Morgan has just called me a homosexual. I'll fucking show him. Pirate looking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Fuck him, that'll show him who's queer or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Fuck off taking the piss! He's winked and challenged me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Im not feeling too fresh at present, hopefully hair of the dog will sort me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I've just done the get up, get dressed and run out of the house into the rain routine in about 30 seconds. I'd forgotten the bin men were coming today instead of Tuesday. I'd missed the fuckers by about 100 yards, so had to drag the bin and all the recycling stuff across the main road to get them emptied when they come back down the hill. I don't feel too well now and I've got Scousedock races to contend with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I've just done the same get up, dressed and out as the delivery driver was outside with the new oven. I'm now not too sure which way up I,m facing, backwards or forwards. Least I survived black eye friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 22, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2012 This can't continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Bad head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I don't feel too well now and I've got Scousedock races to contend with. Ballybriggan in the 12:10... FACT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 im in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Red wine. I have to learn to say no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Ballybriggan in the 12:10... FACT. Computer says no. Hasn't run for 19 months, didn't particularly like the heavy ground in the past. It will be underpriced, because it's a McCain horse ridden by Maguire. I'd have liked it for an E/W punt at 8/1 or bigger, but it'll be 5's or under later. (it'll obviously piss it, now I've told you why it shouldn't ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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