January 3, 201313 yr If he weren't dead (not that it matters), Jeremy beadle would be on the list He's been framed.
January 3, 201313 yr But only if he used his big hand. haha, aye, surely it doesn't count as child abuse if you're hand is that of a child? and one of my favourite jokes ever: "Jeremy Beadle has a small cock but on the other hand, it's massive"
January 3, 201313 yr We should have guessed, the theme tune gave it away, "watch out, Beadle's about".
January 3, 201313 yr On Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere they changed the name of the Sparking Clog to the Beadle's Arms ... and there was a clock on the wall of him complete with big and little hands. Touch of genius that.
January 3, 201313 yr at 2.31. classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_dYqW89tGOs#t=151s
January 3, 201313 yr at 2.31. classic http://www.youtube.c...qW89tGOs#t=151s My memory serves me well.
January 3, 201313 yr Any sign of our friend John Leslie yet in this operation yew tree? Surely it's not long now!
January 3, 201313 yr The Suns headline-- "Beadles not about "-- made me chuckle Now that was fucking superb.
January 3, 201313 yr Any sign of our friend John Leslie yet in this operation yew tree? Surely it's not long now! Has he not already been convicted of being a sex pest?
January 3, 201313 yr Didn't he get cleared? Just goes to show shit sticks, I'm pretty sure he was exonerated of any criminal wrongdoing.
January 3, 201313 yr Didn't he get cleared? Just goes to show shit sticks, I'm pretty sure he was exonerated of any criminal wrongdoing. Him and that slag nurse. There's no need for it. If they keep it behind closed doors, fair do's but fuckers like them always have to go too far.
January 3, 201313 yr Girls don't like Abbi do they? I don't think I've ever spoke to a girl who didn't arch her back, and unsheath her claws, at the mention of her
January 3, 201313 yr Girls don't like Abbi do they? I don't think I've ever spoke to a girl who didn't arch her back, and unsheath her claws, at the mention of her It's a horrible creature. Prostituting yourself to be famous, I hope it was worth it & her parents are proud. Yes, I'm a proper prude.
January 3, 201313 yr She came across alright on that 'Come Dine With Me' programme, she cashed in after the attention, rather than deliberately engineering the situation to get famous. I mean John Leslie's 'fame' was well on the wane then, surely she'd have hooked up with a bigger 'star' if she was seeking fame? Anyway, she came across as a quite sweet, fragile and vulnerable thing (I'm rubbing my thighs and sticking my lips out lasciviously as I type). Perhaps blokes have selective blindness when dealing with these things?
January 3, 201313 yr Come on NB, if you had to lez it up you would with the lovely Abbey ahead of Fatima Whitbread and Olive from On the Buses.
January 3, 201313 yr Come on NB, if you had to lez it up you would with the lovely Abbey ahead of Fatima Whitbread and Olive from On the Buses. As annoying as you men are, I knows what I like. These pretend lezzers, they should be made to do it for real forever. No strap ons either. Silly bitches
January 3, 201313 yr Nb, are lezzas just lazy and/or not had a proper mon make em go 'ooooooo'? I reckon there's 3 types The real ones. Many of these arent exacty sartorially sharp & a high percentage don't look after their garden or anything, they're proper ones though who like licky licky and all that. They're alreet, fair fucks to them. The ones who haven't had a good ooo for years or have been hurt by an oooer and misguidedly think a bird can do the job because men are cunts. They end up lazy as they prefer companionship in the end rather than a bloody good seeing to. The slags who think that doing in front of lads will get them noticed. Well, either noticed, or a bloke who'll give them an STD, a tattoo & pretty much fuck all else.
January 3, 201313 yr I reckon there's 3 types The real ones. Many of these arent exacty sartorially sharp & a high percentage don't look after their garden or anything, they're proper ones though who like licky licky and all that. They're alreet, fair fucks to them. The ones who haven't had a good ooo for years or have been hurt by an oooer and misguidedly think a bird can do the job because men are cunts. They end up lazy as they prefer companionship in the end rather than a bloody good seeing to. The slags who think that doing in front of lads will get them noticed. Well, either noticed, or a bloke who'll give them an STD, a tattoo & pretty much fuck all else. You seem to have given this some serious thought. Fair play to you.
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