no balls Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 You seem to have given this some serious thought. Fair play to you. I have. See you have to wonder why loads of birds, more and more you have to say, like licky licky and you stil like the sticky out ones even though they're mainly attached to utter weapons. So I did a spreadsheet, had a think and thought, nar, I'll stick to the ones with widgies. And Smiffs, fuck off. I'm reet. Quote
leigh white Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 The best tale and laugh was from a lad from Atherton who went on holiday with his bird and another couple, after getting giddy he dared the two girls to have a lesbo sesh, while they watched, yeah they replied, but you suck each others cocks first while we watch. The tale was was doing the rounds at the pit at the time. So at the first option when i bumped into him, i said, and before i could say anything, he blurted out, yeah ! i sucked a blokes cock, i wish you would all fuck off you set off twats. Quote
birch-chorley Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 I will take a pair of numbers 3's if you have them ready NB Thank you kindly Quote
no balls Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 I will take a pair of numbers 3's if you have them ready NB Thank you kindly In exchange for a tattoo or an STD? Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 i was shocked to see jim davidson has had a knock on the door Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 I thought he'd absconded to Dubai many years ago (probably in anticipation of a knock)? Quote
DazBob Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 I didnt mind his private video collection to be fair. Her minge wasn't the nicest iirc. Shame that. Quote
no balls Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 Her minge wasn't the nicest iirc. Shame that. As in how it looked or that she hadn't looked after it? Quote
DazBob Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 As in how it looked or that she hadn't looked after it? More the latter. A bit too unkempt for my liking. Quote
no balls Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 More the latter. A bit too unkempt for my liking. Scruffy bitch. It should be part of any person's grooming regime (so to speak) Quote
DazBob Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 (edited) It looked like it whiffed a bit too. Edited January 4, 2013 by DazBobParr Quote
no balls Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 It looked like it whiffed a bit too. Raw bacon. Quote
no balls Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 How would you know? Don't make me gip. I'd imagine a poorly looked after one smells of some sort of generic uncooked meat. Am I right? Quote
Smiffs Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 Did anyone see that embarrassing bodies last night? They had a woman with a prolapse and pissing problems, showed her in the operating theatre and her cunt was HUGE! Jd74 even commented 'look at the size of her minge, she'd need a big lad to fill that thing'. Proper big battered rough hairy growler it was. Grim. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 Did anyone see that embarrassing bodies last night? They had a woman with a prolapse and pissing problems, showed her in the operating theatre and her cunt was HUGE! Jd74 even commented 'look at the size of her minge, she'd need a big lad to fill that thing'. Proper big battered rough hairy growler it was. Grim. I saw that on a previous occasion - flicking through channels, thought it was an old episode of "All Creatures Great & Small." I dunno about her needing 'a big lad', she'd have accommodated John Holmes and The Amazing Omar and still had room for Mr Herriot's forearm. They'd want awarding the VC or George Cross afterwards that's certain. A mate has a theory on this, regarding the weight of fat lasses huge bellies 'stretching' other parts too, he's 'reading' medicine at Manchester. Quote
Andydee Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 I saw that on a previous occasion - flicking through channels, thought it was an old episode of "All Creatures Great & Small." I dunno about her needing 'a big lad', she'd have accommodated John Holmes and The Amazing Omar and still had room for Mr Herriot's forearm. They'd want awarding the VC or George Cross afterwards that's certain. A mate has a theory on this, regarding the weight of fat lasses huge bellies 'stretching' other parts too, he's 'reading' medicine at Manchester. Is he doing an in depth investigation? Quote
Sweep Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 A mate has a theory on this, regarding the weight of fat lasses huge bellies 'stretching' other parts too, So in summary....fat birds have whopping, cavernous cunts? Quote
no balls Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 So in summary....fat birds have whopping, cavernous cunts? I beg to differ Quote
DazBob Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 (edited) I beg to differ When lads boast about their 'massive' cocks, do birds similary boast about the tightness of their snatches? Edited January 4, 2013 by DazBobParr Quote
little whitt Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 So in summary....fat birds have whopping, cavernous cunts? Yes ITK FACT Quote
little whitt Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 When lads boast about their 'massive' cocks, do birds similary boast about the tightness of their snatches? Mad Heather did Quote
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