December 21, 201213 yr When I was 15 I was shagging a 24 year old, could I get him done now? Was it DLT?
December 21, 201213 yr Not having that. Bullshit claims. Probably a scouser making the claim. Wankers.
December 21, 201213 yr Fred the Weather Man. Last night I heard him on the radio on some advert and said that shit catchphrase bit replaced the word "you" I thought he must be one of jimmys pals. Then I read the paper this morning. that's a better preminiton than this apocalypse bollocks
December 21, 201213 yr It's like a nonce advent calendar. we need a nonce pool for 2013 pick 3 celebrities who you'll think get the knock
December 21, 201213 yr Norton, Carr & Wan Do I get bonus points for them being gay paedos? surely you should get less as the signs are clearly there
December 21, 201213 yr surely you should get less as the signs are clearly there They're proving hard to catch though. OK, how about Matthew Kelly, Dave Jones, Lord McAlpine. Wait, hang on, that might not work either
December 21, 201213 yr News feeds? Twatter? Who needs them? The telly news is on in the background and muted - a picture of Fred the Weatherman popped up. "What's all this then?" Straight to the Jimmy Savile thread for more info...Fingers are on the pulse on here
December 21, 201213 yr Fred Elliott, I say Didn't he get boxed on the face by some teenager/early 20s lad once? (Who was possibly resisting being bonked in the anus?) after they'd retired to Fred's flat above the Butcher's to: "Discuss the Theatre..."?
December 21, 201213 yr They're proving hard to catch though. OK, how about Matthew Kelly, Dave Jones, Lord McAlpine. Wait, hang on, that might not work either I still reckon he is.
December 21, 201213 yr I still reckon he is. nailed on, I reckon. Mincing, bearded and theatre-loving: what other proof is required?
December 21, 201213 yr Eamonn Holmes, Alan Green and Chris Moyles I'll double up for my dead pool Please please be right!
December 21, 201213 yr Mincing, bearded and theatre-loving: what other proof is required? Sounds like Crawley Edited December 21, 201213 yr by bolty58
December 22, 201213 yr its got cells about 10 feet by 10 feet. it has a population of about 1200. It's one of most notable catagory A buildings in Manchester Can you guess where Fred is this week?
December 22, 201213 yr Indeed. You fall out of your bed, straight into the shit sheet They'll not know what a shit sheet is, mate.
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