I'm not exactly seeing the attraction in having something that shats and pisses in the house. I know a girl who has a cat, she normally defends it saying...

 

"They're clean, they do it in a tray..."

 

Yeah, they do, a tray in your fucking kitchen!

JD's going to twat you when she sees this. Though, I can't see her really caring what a ginger jock says.

 

You're right NB!!

Shoot the fuckers bloody vermin I tell ya

And why is it we dog owners have to clean dog shit up

And the vermin can shit and piss in other people's gardens and you can do

Fuck all about it

Edited January 29, 201313 yr by 1969

fcuking vermin

 

couldn't hurt one though

 

so i'd use a fcuk off bomb

 

 

*i'd change my opinion if they kept their shite off my garden

fcuking vermin

 

couldn't hurt one though

 

so i'd use a fcuk off bomb

 

 

*i'd change my opinion if they kept their shite off my garden

 

You need one of these...Humane and they'll think on in future, if you get them a few times.

 

That's why every American has to have a gun. If a cat decides to rub itself against you, or have a shit in your begonias you can blow the hairy arsed little fucker to kingdom come.

I can get my head round the water pistol but that's more than a little harsh!

Cats are ace. Born killers, born survivors, independent of mind and spirit. If you don't like cats you are insecure in your sexuality.

Cat house (houses with cats in not brothels) = Ming smells the owner doesn't detect.

 

If they're 'independent in mind and spirit', how come 90% of them are spayed, or have their bollocks whipped off?

Edited January 30, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Because they are sex typhoons to boot.

Cat house (houses with cats in not brothels) = Ming smells the owner doesn't detect

 

Now that is true, all houses that cats live in have a bit of a whiff about them.i don't mind cats as long as really, I just think they're a shit pet, as they show none of the love, loyalty or affection that a dog would do. A cat will gladly fuck off elsewhere if somebody else offers it more food, they're fickle like that.

 

At least next doors has stopped coming in my garden and shitting now since I put chilli powder down at all the gardens "entrance" points...it now shits in my other neighbours garden which amuses me immensely.

 

If they're 'independent in mind and spirit', how come 90% of them are spayed, or have there bollocks whipped off?

 

The same could be said about men

I'm a 10% er, always have been - it's meant prolonged periods of wanking myself blind, but I've weathered the storm.

Because they are sex typhoons to boot.

 

That's some feat with either no uterus or test-eye-kels.

A poor excuse to get this classic played,

I don't mind cats,

 

There doesn't seem to be where I live as most people are dog owners.

 

I get fed up of them hiding in my van though, and customers not letting me leave the door open "incase the cat gets out"...

No problem with cats, dogs, hamsters, horses or elephants

 

It's the owners that are the problem.

 

Well, it's actually just people that are the problem.

 

It feels like we needs to test every single cunt these days before we can allow them to have a morsel of responsibility.

They do stink though. You can smell their piss in nearly every household that has em, but the poor householders don't realise as they are accustomed to the stench.

 

Shitting machines of no value whatsoever.

I'm not a fan of cats although I like my friends two as they're more like dogs with their mannerisms. However, if I catch the one that keeps doing disgustingly smelly shites in my front garden, I'll string it up.

They do stink though. You can smell their piss in nearly every household that has em, but the poor householders don't realise as they are accustomed to the stench.

 

Shitting machines of no value whatsoever.

 

So you're saying any pet that isn't a dog is a complete waste of time?

I've got a parrot and he dosen't smell at all. Mind you he baths twice a week.

One of next door's cat took to shitting in my garden, I tried everything, including powdered naga chillis, only thing that works are those sonic devices.

One of next door's cat took to shitting in my garden, I tried everything, including powdered naga chillis, only thing that works are those sonic devices.

 

Hedgehogs. Yes I suppose the spikes would stop them sitting down.

One of next door's cat took to shitting in my garden, I tried everything, including powdered naga chillis, only thing that works are those sonic devices.

 

When I was with the ex, some neighbour clearly took offence to our two shitting in their garden, so they used to throw the shit back into ours.

 

Mind you, they also went to the trouble of bagging it up first which I thought was very thoughtful. Every few days I'd go into the back, pick up the bag and just pop it into the wheelie bin.

Cost me a fucking fortune in gold coins though.