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Squirters...

Spoke to a fellow poster yesterday at length about this subject.

 

He told me he had a few different varieties of squirters in the past few months alone,and its got me thinking.

 

Has he just got lucky? or is it all down to technique??

 

Do all women have to ability and its just about coaxing it out of them??

 

Or is it simply a natural phenomenon??

 

Do all men like it??...Or do some see it as an unnecessary messy form of enjoyment??

 

Fun or no fun is what I ask.

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I think I know who you were talking to :D

If they don't do it you're doing something wrong.

Rubber sheets on my bed

If they don't do it you're doing something wrong.

 

He's right. Only if the bloke actually cares if he's doing it wrong though. There's plenty don't I believe.

Usual Sunday morning on wways :D

Spoke to a fellow poster yesterday at length about this subject.

 

He told me he had a few different varieties of squirters in the past few months alone,and its got me thinking.

 

Has he just got lucky? or is it all down to technique??

 

Do all women have to ability and its just about coaxing it out of them??

 

Or is it simply a natural phenomenon??

 

Do all men like it??...Or do some see it as an unnecessary messy form of enjoyment??

 

Fun or no fun is what I ask.

 

 

funnily enough as I was browsing through xnxx for todays wank, I clicked on squirters and one duely obliged

Rubber sheets on my bed

 

 

thats for you sharting son

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See I'm not talking just a bit of general juicey type stuff

 

Im talking more of water pistol type affair and surrounding areas soppier than a mermaids handbag.

 

My mate reckons legs behind your shoulders and ploughing in like a trench digger is the key.

That's the spot, my legs can only stand it so long though !

Spoke to a fellow poster yesterday at length about this subject.

 

He told me he had a few different varieties of squirters in the past few months alone,and its got me thinking.

 

Has he just got lucky? or is it all down to technique??

 

Do all women have to ability and its just about coaxing it out of them??

 

Or is it simply a natural phenomenon??

 

Do all men like it??...Or do some see it as an unnecessary messy form of enjoyment??

 

Fun or no fun is what I ask.

 

It's Sunday before 12 you fucking not right

That's the spot, my legs can only stand it so long though !

 

Brilliant, that made me piss :)

 

 

Brilliant, that made me piss :)

Sex wee?

See I'm not talking just a bit of general juicey type stuff

 

Im talking more of water pistol type affair and surrounding areas soppier than a mermaids handbag.

 

My mate reckons legs behind your shoulders and ploughing in like a trench digger is the key.

 

Brilliant, that made me piss :)

 

This is the case with some girls too. There's been research carried out by Pervert, Sex Maniac Boffins who concluded the more watery type affairs are largely comprised of piss - but don't be too disheartened, this is often caused by a loosening of inhibitions and enjoyment - not unsimilar to spontaneous urination caused by laughter.

 

As you can see from the diagram below, pivoting the girls legs behind ones shoulders will maximise penetration but also cause the girl's legs and abdomen to put extra pressure on the bladder.

 

A gentleman should always refer to the fluid ejected as 'love juice' however, in the spirit of chivalry and in order to maintain the mood. :)

 

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Excellent work Youri,Excellent work.

 

So its all about putting pressure on the bladder.

 

Maybe a full nelson and a knee in the back maybe in order?

Excellent work Youri,Excellent work.

 

So its all about putting pressure on the bladder.

 

Maybe a full nelson and a knee in the back maybe in order?

 

I think that's the recommended position for, what was delightfully referred to on here last week as 'bum fun' (Little Whitt v. 'The Golden Mile via Brown Lane'?), note the J-turn of the lady's rectum on the diagram. Apologies for using cold, clinical terms BTW. :)

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I think I know who you were talking to :D

I have my suspicions also. :)

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I have my suspicions also. :)

 

:D

First time a lass did this with me I was in a mates house in his sisters bed ( his sister was away)

 

She sprayed like a cat marking its boundary and we both just ended up laughing our heads off. We were both 17.

 

I saw her for a few more months and she would gush every time. The time she did it as I nailed her down an alleyway in St Andrews court was interesting, her shoes were fookin soaked.

 

Had a few since. Apparently it's 90% being "in the zone" and 10% having your cervix rearranged by some vigorous graft.

 

how about a swift punch in the belly?

I fucking love it

 

Nothing in the world like getting squirted in the face to tell you that doing a cracking job

 

Washing the sheets everyday is a pain in the arse though!

can't beat a good gusher

This is why i always wear a nappy

and hears me thinking ive been geting pissed on all thease years

and hears me thinking ive been geting pissed on all thease years

 

You still may've been if you're doing it wrong. & seeing as smashing back doors isn't usually the fastest method to get the ladies squirting..........

You still may've been if you're doing it wrong. & seeing as smashing back doors isn't usually the fastest method to get the ladies squirting..........

thats just a special treat for them when thay ask nice

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