May 17, 201313 yr On the subject of not being able to do stuff that I should, I'm going for not emptying the bin Do you know we have 3 different coloured bins outside the house? Yes, they're ours!!
May 17, 201313 yr I can't ever seem to switch the correct gas hob on when I'm cooking. I've often wondered if this is just me. Sometimes I turn on all three other hobs before finally getting the right one. Something about the little diagrams with the dots on clearly confuses my brain.
May 17, 201313 yr Skin a rabbit Pluck a Pheasant. yours should be 'buy a round'..................sorry that crampo's
May 17, 201313 yr I can't ever seem to switch the correct gas hob on when I'm cooking. I've often wondered if this is just me. Sometimes I turn on all three other hobs before finally getting the right one. Something about the little diagrams with the dots on clearly confuses my brain. not just me then
May 17, 201313 yr I thought it was just me that couldn't/wouldn't wear heels. Now I discover I'm normal Being like other w/wayers makes you far from normal
May 17, 201313 yr i shouldn't open a 3rd bottle of red esp when i'm meeting a client in blackpool at 9am tomorrow. can anyone chaffeur me there plus act as translator as i will probably be speaking broken biscuits ?
May 17, 201313 yr Being 6'6" I should be able to get a ball in a fuckin hoop , but never have never will.......white men cant jump. Oh and I cant climb a fuckin rope either.
May 17, 201313 yr Being 6'6" I should be able to get a ball in a fuckin hoop , but never have never will.......white men cant jump. Oh and I cant climb a fuckin rope either. thats the worst tall comment for me; "you should have been a basketball player!" who the fuck is a basketball player? the second one for me is; "your a big cunt aren't you?" yes im tall but it doesn't necessarily make me a cunt.
May 17, 201313 yr thats the worst tall comment for me; "you should have been a basketball player!" who the fuck is a basketball player? the second one for me is; "your a big cunt aren't you?" yes im tall but it doesn't necessarily make me a cunt. And everyone says it with that pleased look on their face like they were the first ones to say it since David gobbed off at Goliath
May 17, 201313 yr thats the worst tall comment for me; "you should have been a basketball player!" who the fuck is a basketball player? the second one for me is; "your a big cunt aren't you?" yes im tall but it doesn't necessarily make me a cunt. What's the weather like up there?
May 18, 201313 yr thats the worst tall comment for me; "you should have been a basketball player!" who the fuck is a basketball player? the second one for me is; "your a big cunt aren't you?" yes im tall but it doesn't necessarily make me a cunt. It's not as annoying as being asked when pantomime season starts
May 18, 201313 yr touch my toes with straight legs, never been able to do it even at my prime Have you got T Rex arms?
May 18, 201313 yr Man stuff. I've caught, killed, skinned & cooked my own grub fish & rabbit Changed oil & tyres on cars Can put together flat pack furniture in minutes. But I hate DIY on my gaff, not decorated since I moved in. Cannot be arsed
May 18, 201313 yr What's the weather like up there? fucking shite and no I wasn't born in a growbag! :-)
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