Moderators Zico Posted May 16, 2013 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2013 owt to do with DIY or a car and BBQs general bloke stuff really I'm a modern man, or something that said, I did tile and grout my bathrooms, with help from mates you can tell but I thought buying a mini tile cutter from B&Q, and using it, was by far and away the manliest thing I'd ever done still is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 16, 2013 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2013 i did once change a flat tyre, again with help, but I didn't screw the flat back on properly under the car driving home and it came loose and saw the tyre get flung almost into the car behind, fortunately he was looking and slammed on had it been a biker or something, I reckon it would've killed them or at least caused a bad accident since then, always call the AA even for broken headlights i'm not ashamed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 i did once change a flat tyre, again with help, but I didn't screw the flat back on properly under the car driving home and it came loose and saw the tyre get flung almost into the car behind, fortunately he was looking and slammed on had it been a biker or something, I reckon it would've killed them or at least caused a bad accident since then, always call the AA even for broken headlights i'm not ashamed Tsk, tsk. Remember, "Think! Bike!" Anyhoo, I've changed plenty of tyres over the years and I reckon I can have it done in a lot less time than it'd take to wait for the AA to show up. I reckon that makes me more monly than I thought I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Work with a lad who's party trick is to get out his enormous cock, twirl it around and catch it in his own mouth I can't do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 twirl it around and catch it in his own mouth I can't do that Perhaps you're not standing near enough to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) driving home and it came loose and saw the tyre get flung almost into the car behind, had it been a biker or something, I reckon it would've killed them or at least caused a bad accident If it went into the lane behind you, the biker would have missed it anyway, as he'd have been weaving filtering all over the fucking road. Edited May 16, 2013 by Traf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Men who can't do manual tasks and DIY should hand their cocks back in and ask for a frock. Cooking Fucking Fixing That's what wimmin want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted May 16, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 16, 2013 I can't wire a plug - i'd just go out and buy a new electrical appliance instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I can't wire a plug - i'd just go out and buy a new electrical appliance instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) I'm really shite at even the most basic of Maths. Car stuff,can change a tyre and that's about it. Edited May 16, 2013 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 16, 2013 Members Share Posted May 16, 2013 I can't sew, cook fried eggs or stay on my feet in heels. All the rest I'm shit hot at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I can't...cook fried eggs or stay on my feet in heels. All the rest I'm shit hot at You'll be alreet, just don't volunteer to 'look after' John McVicar/Roger Daltrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) i can't snort showbiz lines anymore...............used to be an expert at it i'm also left handed but can cut and saw in a straight line. did you know the world's best 3 footballers are left footed and surname beginning with M ? Edited May 16, 2013 by miamiwhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 i can't snort showbiz lines anymore...............used to be an expert at it i'm also left handed but can cut and saw in a straight line. did you know the world's best 3 footballers are left footed and surname beginning with M ? Cristiano Monaldo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I am also left handed and write like I've had a stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I am also left handed and write like I've had a stroke. The world wasn't designed for lefties But They do seem to be talented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Cristiano Monaldo? no,the third is ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 As Blondie already said, I cannot wear towering heels. As well as making me look like a tranny, i wobble about everywhere then can't walk for days after. Everything else I'm alright. I'll attempt most DIY apart from electrics. I'd make a pretty good bloke I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Would you have a wank at work though? That's the acid test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 As Blondie already said, I cannot wear towering heels. As well as making me look like a tranny, i wobble about everywhere then can't walk for days after. Everything else I'm alright. I'll attempt most DIY apart from electrics. I'd make a pretty good bloke I reckon. I'm not sure why women do it if they don't like them. If it's to attract men, fuck em, unless they're prepared to purchase a foot spa or regular massages. And you're a top bloke, BCG x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I thought it was just me that couldn't/wouldn't wear heels. Now I discover I'm normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I can turn my hand to most things DIY but my plastering is a little dodgy. My Ironing is shiite and my cross stitching is a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Gardening. Moved into a house that had just won 2nd prize in Preston and district, took me less than 9 months to turn it into a jungle! The guy we bought off apologised the day we moved in as there was ONE clover in the front lawn and actually came round the following day to remove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD74 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 See, I'm the complete opposite to the non heel wearing women on here as my feet and legs proper ache after a day in flats I live in heels!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD74 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 On the subject of not being able to do stuff that I should, I'm going for not emptying the bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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