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Ellie Goulding

She'll be pleased to know that I have installed her as the main feature of my next shuffle.

 

She'd have to not sing though.

 

 

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ellie-goulding-bikini-miami-2.jpgrules

That's not special.

im not a tit man but she has fuck all

and looks 12

A harsh judgement coming from the bloke who asked who'd fuck that chav girl off Skint! :)

 

She has nay tits, and would repel a cumshot. Can't see the attraction - plus she might start 'singing'.

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Looks a bit better in this one. Still nowt special though I reckon.

She favvers that chav girl off Skint! a bit in that one.

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Luckily, none of you were destined to feature in my 4 minutes of hairy handed self abuse, so you can all fuck off.

Shite

 

Luckily, none of you were destined to feature in my 4 minutes of hairy handed self abuse, so you can all fuck off.

 

I think about you when I wank, though.

 

It helps me go for hours.

I have never heard of her.

On a par with this jellyfish I reckon............

 

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What jellyfish?

You're distracted by the hottie in the blue shorts

You're distracted by the hottie in the blue shorts

 

You make me laugh

You're distracted by the hottie in the blue shorts

thats me BCG :give_rose:

Wobbly

Just had the misfortune to hear one of her 'songs' on the wireless.

 

Sounded like a surplus to requirements cat, an asthmatic welshist one to boot, being carried to a canal in a sack wi two bricks and a knackered bontempi organ.

 

What's up with all the pop music these days? It's 100% unadulterated shite

Edited by Youri McAnespie

Needs feeding first

i read that as needs fisting

ellie-goulding-bikini-miami-2.jpgrules

 

 

I've seen Ellie Goulding live, the was supporting Little Boots

 

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thats me BCG :give_rose:

 

No way, that water would be neck high.

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