no balls Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I was cajoled into watching this the other week & now I'm hooked. It's fucking ace! Some black bird's just been on showing her fanny falling out & asked for the doctor's advice then a blonde bird with a sore fanny. I'm no doctor but it was clear one had a prolapse & the other thrush. Last week there was a bloke who couldn't get a hard on and was trying for a baby. It was nature probably as he was really really ugly and so shouldn't be breeding. Hanyhow, they've got to be actors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Should be called "I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctors but I'm gam for getting my flaps out on national tele". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 its a porno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I was cajoled into watching this the other week & now I'm hooked. It's fucking ace! Some black bird's just been on showing her fanny falling out & asked for the doctor's advice then a blonde bird with a sore fanny. I'm no doctor but it was clear one had a prolapse & the other thrush. Last week there was a bloke who couldn't get a hard on and was trying for a baby. It was nature probably as he was really really ugly and so shouldn't be breeding. Hanyhow, they've got to be actors. Let us know when you're on and I'll flick over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 28, 2013 Members Share Posted May 28, 2013 I see body parts all day long at work and I am professional as I should be, but as soon as I see a button mushroom willy on this programme, I can't help but giggle uncontrollably! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 Let us know when you're on and I'll flick over. One of your sauna buddies has just been on with a sweaty arse. Dripping like a tap he said. I gipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I love this programme it's my favourite after Emmerdale and Corry of course Wimmin with flaps and tits out and it's not even 9 o'clock......brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 Good Lord! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 4, 2013 Moderators Share Posted June 4, 2013 On 4+1, 2 minutes in, some chink's piles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 On 4+1, 2 minutes in, some chink's piles. It gets betterer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 4, 2013 Moderators Share Posted June 4, 2013 Christ, they are round her knees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 How you lot can watch this programme is beyond me. The adverts alone send me running Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Anita, 54 from Essex has got a tight fanny and she's only come on TV to brag about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 Have you boys got a book of stamps handy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 11, 2013 Author Share Posted June 11, 2013 Last in the series. One of the freakiest/funniest/scariest programmes on the tele! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Last in the series. One of the freakiest/funniest/scariest programmes on the tele! You have already been on telly tonight though??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 my eyes are watering after his balls got sliced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 my eyes are watering after his balls got sliced What the fuck was that fluid coming out of his nad, i didn't have the sound on as i was listening to Bolton FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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