... you go on a bike ride with your nephew, and he turns round and asks if you are OK 

... you go on a bike ride with your nephew, and he turns round and asks if you are OK 

youv'e got a bike !!

youv'e got a bike !!

with a basket on the front to put your paper in.

with a basket on the front to put your paper in.

Nah, it's got a basket, a bell and little things that make it look good

He'd give it to you if he could but he borrowed it.

youv'e got a bike !!

 

I've got two. One 's a clowns bike, that's yours.

.............when you don't know anyone that is twice your age.

I've recently found myself having to tick the '35-50' box when I'm filling out forms.

 

The icy finger of death beckons me.....

When you swirl the Mach 3 around both nostrils and shave your inner and outer ears. That's how we do it in these parts anyhow

When you swirl the Mach 3 around both nostrils and shave your inner and outer ears. That's how we do it in these parts anyhow

 

HBAYN?!!

When you are still Hungover on the Tuesday from the Saturday

you decide it's time to buy nasal and ear trimmers

When you have to make an "aaaaah" noise when you sit down

When you have to make an "aaaaah" noise when you sit down

 

Ha Ha, brilliant

When you are still Hungover on the Tuesday from the Saturday

I'm still worried about something really sinister,bu have no idea what.

 

Worse than I was yesterday.

When you remember that you got pissed when your parents had a party for one of their significant birthdays and you realise you will be hitting that age within the next year.

I'm still worried about something really sinister,bu have no idea what.

 

Worse than I was yesterday.

 

That is because you are The Gonzo.

For me it was when Wanderers started playing lads in the first team who were younger than me 

.....when you start threads like this......!

....when you realise that a pair of 32's are a bit too snug, and you have to move up to 34's

When you have to make an "aaaaah" noise when you sit down

 

 

... and an "uuurgh" noise when you have to get up.

....when you realise that a pair of 32's are a bit too snug, and you have to move up to 34's

Fuck me I did that when I was 26!

HBAYN?!!

Not big at all, the ex could get both my nuts in one serving

Fuck me I did that when I was 26!

I was at school.

When you're watching a porno and you think

 

"fuck me that bed looks comfy"