August 10, 201313 yr Just having a look to stop smoking and apparently they do weightloss anger sex therapy and alcohol abuse. I think it's going to cost a fortune Any recommendations?
August 10, 201313 yr I need all of them but the non smoking bit Let us know how it goes FWIW a mate of mine saw one for non smoking and he stopped for years, until recently
August 10, 201313 yr My mother went to stop her biting her nails. It isn't a pleasant story. I'll tell you later, it may put you off it. Edited August 10, 201313 yr by no balls
August 10, 201313 yr Brain surgery with an Aldi Chisel set and a lump hammer... Like Nb alludes to, it's something probably best avoided.
August 10, 201313 yr Just having a look to stop smoking and apparently they do weightloss anger sex therapy and alcohol abuse. I think it's going to cost a fortune Any recommendations? 15 days 22hrs 34mins ive not had a cigarette according to my NHS app. And the funny thing is, I don't want one either, the thought turns my stomach. Just go for it, playing about with people's minds is a dangerous game.
August 10, 201313 yr My mother went to stop her biting her nails. It isn't a pleasant story. I'll tell you later, it may put you off it. Did he hypnotise her so that every time she thought about biting her nails, she stuck her fingers up the dogs arse first?
August 10, 201313 yr Did he hypnotise her so that every time she thought about biting her nails, she stuck her fingers up the dogs arse first? Ill admit to laughing a lot at this. Cheese. Capable of not always being a bell end.
August 10, 201313 yr Did he hypnotise her so that every time she thought about biting her nails, she stuck her fingers up the dogs arse first? no
August 10, 201313 yr My best mate does this for a living, infact someone off here went to him a while ago. This is his site http://www.magnosis.co.uk/
August 10, 201313 yr I always think hypnotists are of the jimmy savile persuasion or maybe it's just my dirty mind.... it must be fuckin tempting though if it's for real
August 10, 201313 yr I thought this hypnotherapy lark was total bollocks - but I tried it for giving up smoking about 10 years ago, and never wanted one since. Strangely enough I left with a sore arse though
August 14, 201312 yr Author Went yesterday, strange experience - good but strange. Not felt like a cig since but saw a bloke driving this morning with a cig in his mouth and I had a mind flash of smashing his head in repeatedly with a brick. Is that normal?
August 14, 201312 yr Went yesterday, strange experience - good but strange. Not felt like a cig since but saw a bloke driving this morning with a cig in his mouth and I had a mind flash of smashing his head in repeatedly with a brick. Is that normal? How much was the session Smiffs? Let us know how you get on with it as I'd quite like to kick the e-cigs (and real ciggies at weekend) at some point.
August 14, 201312 yr Author It was £55, took about 1hr 45. I'll send you the details. I really do not feel like a cig (you know like when you neeeeeeeeeeed one) but I feel like I could eat one because I'm in a foul mood this morning and I used to have one with a brew to chill me out**. Maybe the two are linked. However the nicotine is 100% out of your system within a day or two so once that happens maybe I wont be grumpy. A few of the folk here smoke and this morning I have never really noticed that they fucking stink. ** the 'cig for relaxation' thing - its bullshit. Your heartrate and blood pressure goes up during a cig so how can that be relaxing??
August 14, 201312 yr It was £55, took about 1hr 45. I'll send you the details. I really do not feel like a cig (you know like when you neeeeeeeeeeed one) but I feel like I could eat one because I'm in a foul mood this morning and I used to have one with a brew to chill me out**. Maybe the two are linked. However the nicotine is 100% out of your system within a day or two so once that happens maybe I wont be grumpy. A few of the folk here smoke and this morning I have never really noticed that they fucking stink. ** the 'cig for relaxation' thing - its bullshit. Your heartrate and blood pressure goes up during a cig so how can that be relaxing?? Yeah, please PM me the details. I'll be interested to see how you are in a month though. Best of luck though pal.
August 14, 201312 yr Author Oh sorry forgot....one of the things about the hypnosis is getting your subconscious brain not to relate events and sequences during the day with having a cig. For example; Yesterday - phone rings, dickhead scaffolder still in our fucking way on site, smiffs grumpy, smiffs go for smoke. Today - phone rings, dickhead scaffolder still in the fucking BASTARD way, smiffs grumpy, smiffs forgets to go for smoke, but smiffs still grumpy. And shit like that.
August 14, 201312 yr Author Yeah, please PM me the details. I'll be interested to see how you are in a month though. Best of luck though pal. Probably locked up for smashing some blokes head in with a brick for smoking
August 14, 201312 yr About 10 years ago i got hypnotised whilst on my holibobs with our Maude and the kids, they said it was funny as fuck, but i was shattered for about 2 days afterwards. I loved it, i kept feeling the girls tits sat at the side of me and i just blamed it on the hypnotist Edited August 14, 201312 yr by mannyroad58
August 14, 201312 yr Author i kept feeling the girls tits sat at the side of me and i just blamed it on the hypnotist Hmmm. Interesting.
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