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Gout

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Is it all that bad?

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Yes.

ooooohhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeeeesssssss it is

Rot your teeth and make your cock fall off

i had it in February... it was agony!

 

i woke up again with it this morning... fuck it hurts like a bastard

Double yes

It makes childbirth look like squeezing a pimple by comparison.

 

It's the single worst pain a man will ever know.

 

get to the docs and get on allopurinol asap.

 

bless you, you poor poor man.

The allopurinol is fooking ace!

 

One attack I've had since starting with it a couple of years ago,

 

Gout is agony FACTWITHACHERRYONTOP

Just got over a minor bout in my left foot......

 

Usually when it's in my knee or toe I can't even bear a silken sheet being draped on it.

 

You wimmin are soft.

 

Didn't stop me hobbling to the pub like....

Bad news is , get off the steaks and ale and onto high Vit C supplements. But apparently coffee is supposed to help too.

Soft cunts

Out with the gout.

It makes childbirth look like squeezing a pimple by comparison.

 

It's the single worst pain a man will ever know.

 

get to the docs and get on allopurinol asap.

 

bless you, you poor poor man.

 

 

Me? I'm fine

 

A friend has it

i had a terrible night with it last night... i even looked for an axe to try to do a self amputation. I now have the added complication of the runs.... a terrible combination!

 

It is a bit better now... but I feel sorry for myself

i had a terrible night with it last night... i even looked for an axe to try to do a self amputation. I now have the added complication of the runs.... a terrible combination!

 

It is a bit better now... but I feel sorry for myself

 

Lucky Irina, you're a right catch.

Lucky Irina, you're a right catch.

She was the one to blame through the night.... She kicks like a mule during her sleep. Whilst she didn't kick my foot the bedclothes moving on my foot was like being massaged with a 9" grinder.

 

Plus she had the shits too so can't complain about that. We had an Italian to eat... Fuckin foreigners.

My mate has it and when he gets a bout of gout it nearly reduces him to tears, he really does look in agony

We had an Italian to eat... Fuckin foreigners.

 

Was it not a bit greasy?

Apparently the Italian went right through him.

 

Homo Alert.

My mate has it and when he gets a bout of gout it nearly reduces him to tears, he really does look in agony

Only way I can describe is like toothache the whole time then a slightest touch is like someone ramming a red hot poker into it. But a proper touch sometimes makes it feel better

 

Horrible horrible thing

Edited by jazza

My Dad suffers from it, he has to take tablets everyday to prevent it. I've only seen him once when he got an "attack" of it, and he was in shit loads of pain. I hope i never get it because I'm a right soft fucker

My Dad suffers from it, he has to take tablets everyday to prevent it. I've only seen him once when he got an "attack" of it, and he was in shit loads of pain. I hope i never get it because I'm a right soft fucker

you're that age now though when it all starts going tits up

you're that age now though when it all starts going tits up

 

Am I fuckery....that's this coming Saturday

Edited by CWP

Suffered from it for years and when i get a full on attack i can confirm that anything touching it feels like someone has stabbed you in the foot with a red hot knife, its just pure fucking agony!!!!

 

i get really bad side effects with allipurinol, so been taking painkillers, ibuprofen and naproxen when i feel an attack coming on for years until recently when my new doctor put me on something called febuxostat. i have never felt better since taking them, they are some seriously good shit!!!!

 recently when my new doctor put me on something called febuxostat. i have never felt better since taking them,

 

 

Stop taking them then.

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