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The Halftime Mongkick

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Mongcatch is a huge improvement, piss funny watching fat blokes go flat on their arse. I finally see the point of watering the pitch at half time

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    Got to be Statto that   About 7ft tall, works at JD Sports warehouse, always got snot hanging from his nose.   His finest hour years back came when some old chap seemed to be having a heart attack

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Mongcatch is a huge improvement, piss funny watching fat blokes go flat on their arse. I finally see the point of watering the pitch at half time

 

 

 

The only problem was that someone won summat

 

 

So we are unlikely to see mongcatch again

some wag will have suggested boggers having a go

Health and safety might put a stop to idiot kick 'twas funny though.

Hahaha is it just me that finds mongcatch and mongkick funny?

 

Maybe I'm just pissed.

Hahaha is it just me that finds mongcatch and mongkick funny?

 

Maybe I'm just pissed.

What about spazsave?  ;)

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What about spazsave? ;)

Thats just plain offensive.

 

Shame on you.

Thats just plain offensive.

 

Shame on you.

Should have gone to Spazsavers

 

 

 

 

 

.... I'll let myself out

90 Minutes of Mongcatch would have been worth paying for.

Still not seen mongkick

 

£200 seems a bit "small time" to me

So, if WW sponsored the half time fun fest, what would it be?

Edited by boltondiver

Mongwrestle

The Bing Test. Like a Beep Test with increasing number of lines in the same time period.

Mongtig.

 

A kabbadi style game in the centre circle.

The longest Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! in a single breath.

But you have to save enough breath to shout "Get off, you're shit!" afterwards.

Thankfully I'm always under the stand at halftime so miss out on these daft supposed entertainments.

 

What's wrong with just reading out the halftime scores, play a bit of music & announce some birthdays/anniversary etc?

 

All a bit pointless IMO.

Beat the Munich.

 

A onsie wearing DMB has to escape the centre circle which is filled with the entire occupants of manny road north circa 96.

Beat the Munich.

 

A onsie wearing DMB has to escape the centre circle which is filled with the entire occupants of manny road north circa 96.

 

 

Trying to get back in the anti Munich good books!

I see the 'halftime mongkick' is now entering common parlance. There is a reference to it under a picture of the weekends winners on the official Facebook feed.

 

Someone call the Oxford English Dictionary and it might make the 2015 edition.

So, if WW sponsored the half time fun fest, what would it be?

Tug of dwarf (soggy biscuit WW style)

 

Little Whitt and his childhood friend wank each other off over a twix

Tug off by a dwarf (soggy biscuit WW style)

 

Little Whitt and his childhood friend are wanked off by no ballsover a twix

 

????????

Chasing Gartside round the pitch to the Benny Hill theme tune.

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