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The Halftime Mongkick

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What sort of inept clown volunteers for this extravaganza? Tonight, in a nutshell - from the 6yrd box, kick the ball into the centre circle and WIN!

 

3 spazzes, 9 shots and not one shot even made into the centre circle - mongtards!

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    Got to be Statto that   About 7ft tall, works at JD Sports warehouse, always got snot hanging from his nose.   His finest hour years back came when some old chap seemed to be having a heart attack

  • Entertaining today. Fat lads falling on their arse's is a winner.

  • Shit.   I knew I missed this when I heard the cheer.   Genuinely just whacked the table in an Indian in disappointment at missing this, getting glares from across the table now.

Second was Bogdan

They can't be football fans. How can they not kick a ball. One even had boots on!

Speaking of móngs, there's one comes meithering us in ESLSC occasionally, and tonight was one of those occasions. Big daft thing he is in a cap.

 

Móng: Yarlright?

Mr. H: Fuck off dickhead

 

I love that mon

Legend mr H

Speaking of móngs, there's one comes meithering us in ESLSC occasionally, and tonight was one of those occasions. Big daft thing he is in a cap.

 

Móng: Yarlright?

Mr. H: Fuck off dickhead

 

I love that mon

I were only trying to be friendly. Bastards.

This thread title amuses me everytime I see it.

I were only trying to be friendly. Bastards.

:D

I don't think yon mon can type never mind name our attendance stats since 2001

the mongkick, the ubermong on the mic

 

its just wankety wank

 

embarrassing

 

and turn the fcuking lights on

 

i don't ask for much

Surely the club picked those dickheads so we didn't have to give £200 or a shirt away - they can't have been that bad on purpose. Times are tough, financial fair play & all that.

This thread title amuses me everytime I see it.

 

:D  me too.

 

The club simply have to adopt this title for the challenge.

if times are hard why have we spent a load of cash on a new pa system?

 

new speakers all round the pitch and 1 every 6ft under the stands.

 

that must have cost a fair old whack.

Has anyone mentioned the rousing atmosphere under the stands throughout the match?

Has anyone mentioned the rousing atmosphere under the stands throughout the match?

 

Was just about to mention that after HJ's post. Very disconcerting I thought. Must be microphones somewhere as it was picking up the noise from the Derby fans.

Has anyone mentioned the rousing atmosphere under the stands throughout the match?

It's not gone down well with the ESLSC. We can't hear ourselves speak. One if the lads said it was akin to CIA torture.

And it sounds like that cock at marseille with the megaphone.

Waste of money and annoying as hell

What sort of inept clown volunteers for this extravaganza? Tonight, in a nutshell - from the 6yrd box, kick the ball into the centre circle and WIN!

 

Anyway Mr Pants, have you geet our names down yet?

3 spazzes, 9 shots and not one shot even made into the centre circle - mongtards!

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Speaking of móngs, there's one comes meithering us in ESLSC occasionally, and tonight was one of those occasions. Big daft thing he is in a cap.

 

Móng: Yarlright?

Mr. H: Fuck off dickhead

 

I love that mon

Got to be Statto that

 

About 7ft tall, works at JD Sports warehouse, always got snot hanging from his nose.

 

His finest hour years back came when some old chap seemed to be having a heart attack in the ESLSC and Statto swoops in to drag him across the floor to the first aid room. Poor fella!!

 

To be fair though he is full mongtard as he has cerebral paulsey,he isn't one of these glory hunting mongtards that are playing at it.

That new PA system is garbage along with the bloke that now makes the announcements, which you cannot make out, coupled with the fact that he gets players names wrong. Derby sent Sammon on as a sub and the guy announced some other name.

Got to be Statto that

 

About 7ft tall, works at JD Sports warehouse, always got snot hanging from his nose.

 

His finest hour years back came when some old chap seemed to be having a heart attack in the ESLSC and Statto swoops in to drag him across the floor to the first aid room. Poor fella!!

 

To be fair though he is full mongtard as he has cerebral paulsey,he isn't one of these glory hunting mongtards that are playing at it.

Yep sounds like statto. He was asking of you on Tuesday pal. Told him you've fucked it off, he's gutted.

Bring back the inflatable balls at half time I say. I'm sure the club hired a couple of pro's to do it on boltons behalf and picked out two pissed away fans for the opposition just so we had something to celebrate.

Does anyone actually stay up top at 1/2 time?

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Bring back the inflatable balls at half time I say. I'm sure the club hired a couple of pro's to do it on boltons behalf and picked out two pissed away fans for the opposition just so we had something to celebrate.

 

One of the AHM did the inflatable balls. And the same person did the mongkick. He was fookin' shite on both of them.

One of the AHM did the inflatable balls. And the same person did the mongkick. He was fookin' shite on both of them.

Was that you?

Was that you?

 

 

He tried his bestest

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