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The Halftime Mongkick

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He tried his bestest

Bless him

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    Got to be Statto that   About 7ft tall, works at JD Sports warehouse, always got snot hanging from his nose.   His finest hour years back came when some old chap seemed to be having a heart attack

  • Entertaining today. Fat lads falling on their arse's is a winner.

  • Shit.   I knew I missed this when I heard the cheer.   Genuinely just whacked the table in an Indian in disappointment at missing this, getting glares from across the table now.

Hatton, the lad who monged up the kick at the Derby game - think he's a bit special

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Up to their usual inept standard's yesterday. The halftime kick at the stick wasn't much better.

1st time I've seem this.

 

Embarrassing to say the least .

 

You'd think the lads volunteering would actually be able to kick a football.

the mongkick, the ubermong on the mic

 

its just wankety wank

 

embarrassing

 

and turn the fcuking lights on

 

i don't ask for much

How long before someone tells him it's teernee, not Tee Ernie?

A genuine low point (though one of many) in 36 years of watching Bolton was watching this unfold; just when I thought it couldn't get any worse/tacky, the flag fell over. That announcer pillock sounded like something out of Peter Kay: "£200 if you hit the flag; hang on let's get the flag back up. £10 pound gift voucher if you make the centre circle".  Has it really fucking come to this? 

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£200

 

Kia = tight as cramp

They could make it 2 billion, unless one of them falls over and accidentally kicks the ball, their money is safe.

I've never seen this and don't plan on doing so

 

Do BWFC make things tacky on actual purpose?

They could make it 2 billion, unless one of them falls over and accidentally kicks the ball, their money is safe.

 

must be said, i can't see many of the first team pulling it off

 

its like one of those school fun day things

Wouldn't miss it

 

 

It's so bad, it's good

 

 

For all those who think they can do better, just go to facebook

 

 

Then video it and post it on here

Anewman would be able to do it.

No wonder reebok voice didnt want anything to do with the new direction!

 

Bucket of shite

I'm sure the unfortunate folk in life appreciate the term mongkick

You moan if folk boo or shout freedman/gartside out yet you think it's alright to call folk mon gs

 

Double standard cunts

Got to be Statto that

 

About 7ft tall, works at JD Sports warehouse, always got snot hanging from his nose.

 

His finest hour years back came when some old chap seemed to be having a heart attack in the ESLSC and Statto swoops in to drag him across the floor to the first aid room. Poor fella!!

 

To be fair though he is full mongtard as he has cerebral paulsey,he isn't one of these glory hunting mongtards that are playing at it.

I know who your talking about, that's 'Snotty Nose Barlow'. Next time you see him ask him what is he like at saving shots with his bollocks.

It's not gone down well with the ESLSC. We can't hear ourselves speak. One if the lads said it was akin to CIA torture.

And it sounds like that cock at marseille with the megaphone.

Waste of money and annoying as hell

They want to fix the telly we've watched for over ten years. Theres still folk staring at a blank screen wondering when it will spring into life.

A genuine low point (though one of many) in 36 years of watching Bolton was watching this unfold; just when I thought it couldn't get any worse/tacky, the flag fell over. That announcer pillock sounded like something out of Peter Kay: "£200 if you hit the flag; hang on let's get the flag back up. £10 pound gift voucher if you make the centre circle". Has it really fucking come to this?

JCL alert. :)

They want to fix the telly we've watched for over ten years. Theres still folk staring at a blank screen wondering when it will spring into life.

when you say folk, you mean us :)

if times are hard why have we spent a load of cash on a new pa system?

 

new speakers all round the pitch and 1 every 6ft under the stands.

 

that must have cost a fair old whack.

 

Money well spent, if you ask me. I was thoroughly fed up when the teams came out for the 2nd half on Saturday until I had a bastardised version of Seven Nation Army blasted at me at ear-splitting volume. Not sure if it was the originality or the sheer volume but my hangover instantly cleared and I was suddenly hugely excited to see another 45 minutes of shite

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Entertaining today. Fat lads falling on their arse's is a winner.

I was below at halftime but I'd heard the mongkick was going to be the mongcatch. Any truth in this rumour?

A lot of truth in it and one of only a few things putting smiles on faces at the moment in the home end. Long may it continue.

First time I've stopped up during half time for about ten years...

 

Very funny today.

 

That third guy nearly broke his neck! Haha

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