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Double Vision

Last night came home feeling fine, had my tea and sat down with my laptop and footy on the telly.

 

5 mins in and I couldn't read the advertising boards let alone the names on the shirts. My laptop was just a blur.

 

Wifey reckons it was start of a migraine and shunned me off to bed.

 

Woke up this morning feeling a little groggy and aching eyes but vision was ok.

 

Went to work feelin a little sick but Got better through the day and up until 10 mins ago I was ok.

 

Just sat down and it's started all over again. I'm struggling to see my phone as I type this.

 

So the question is do I have bad aids and how long until I'm dead ???

Edited by HomerJay

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Baggsy having his golf clubs.

sounds like a migraine mate.

 

my mate suffered badly from them. he was a sound lad,tragic

My grandad had exactly the same thing homo.

 

Woke up with blurred/double vision,went away for a bit then came back at night.

 

Died in his sleep the same night.

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Will it go away?

 

I don't do doctors

Just stop wanking

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Immediately?

try and count to 50 out loud

 

if you can't then RIP mate                               HTH

Sounds like migraine. Several forms and stages of migraine. Get ter docs

If this is happening every time you come home then maybe think about not coming home.

Wife's poisoning you. FACT

BAD AIDS

 

R I P

Are you still with us, HJ?

Mard

The only cure is to be bummed by the ghost of Freddie Mercury

Are you still with us, HJ?

 

 

Hello?

Last night came home feeling fine, had my tea and sat down with my laptop and footy on the telly.

 

5 mins in and I couldn't read the advertising boards let alone the names on the shirts. My laptop was just a blur.

 

Wifey reckons it was start of a migraine and shunned me off to bed.

 

Woke up this morning feeling a little groggy and aching eyes but vision was ok.

 

Went to work feelin a little sick but Got better through the day and up until 10 mins ago I was ok.

 

Just sat down and it's started all over again. I'm struggling to see my phone as I type this.

 

So the question is do I have bad aids and how long until I'm dead ???

 

 

Homer you big puff.........joking aside,there's nothing worse than a migraine and i feel it for you pal.

 

Get yourself to the docs and ask for Sumatrapan,ask him for a supply as well to nip them in the bud if it strikes again.

 

I've been there several times and the disorientation is frightening.  I'd pay a million pounds to never have a migraine again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If that doesn't work,what tunes would you like at your funeral ?

Could be high blood pressure

It's screen glare. Your now perminently damaged, it's like a computer screen with the picture on it when switched off. It will slowly send you mad until you commit suicide. You might as well speed up the process by throwing yourself downstairs naked whilst the house is full.

Rub your face with a balloon.

Rub your face with a cactus.

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Back in the game this morning... I think

 

Certainly took the wind out if my sails for a couple of days.

Back in the game this morning... I think

 

Certainly took the wind out if my sails for a couple of days.

 

phew

Your body is tired and needs to reset itself. Like you would do on a computer

 

Wank yourself to the vinegar pull and just at that moment in time shove a finger up your arse.

 

Works every time. We've even got a special room at work to do it.

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