Live rocket launch in 10mins here

 

http://www.spacex.com/webcast/

What time do the Vulcans land to congratulate us?

 

I seem to recall that being the next step.

If you sent $1.4 billion to starving kids, how much would actually arrive? Enough for a Twix?

Twixonomics! It's back

If you sent $1.4 billion to starving kids, how much would actually arrive? Enough for a Twix?

enough for loads of fucking guns, stuff for religion and other things poor countries seem to need

They're not 100% sure that it's properly latched on yet - they're considering re-firing the anchors.  Let's hope this isn't a massive anti climax!

Either way

 

Having watched a video of the people in the control room, I have no doubt whatsoever that all of them will die alone surrounded by comics and star wars figurines.

The virgins here have never been so excited.

If they do refire the anchors, is there not a danger that they could push the whole lander back off the comet?

been following it today, amazing.

 

it makes me mad about other stuff though

 

they can control this thing from 510 MILLION KILOMETERS away yet I can't get more than 2 bars on my phone signal in work.

been following it today, amazing.

 

it makes me mad about other stuff though

 

they can control this thing from 510 MILLION KILOMETERS away yet I can't get more than 2 bars on my phone signal in work.

 

If they can land on something 315,000,000 miles away that is travelling at 34,000 mph - how come Jermaine Beckford can't hit something 18 feet wide from 12 yards?

What time do the Vulcans land to congratulate us?

 

I seem to recall that being the next step.

I think we are a long way off being able to understand Henri iiiv,jimmy the head and Carl Grundy.

 

One step at a time yet spiders.

If they can land on something 315,000,000 miles away that is travelling at 34,000 mph - how come Jermaine Beckford can't hit something 18 feet wide from 12 yards?

 

Because he's shit and they're not?

Saw this and thought of yoooos lot

 

On at Parr Hall Warrington in March.

Cannot wait .

been following it today, amazing.

 

it makes me mad about other stuff though

 

they can control this thing from 510 MILLION KILOMETERS away yet I can't get more than 2 bars on my phone signal in work.

They've been suffering some drop outs today, must be on O2

Edited November 12, 201411 yr by Gonk

They should have spent more on batteries.

 

It's like Xmas afternoon all over again.

Shiny new toys and not enough AAA's.

Help is on the way, though...

 

They needed a self righting mechanism like on robot wars. Even Craig Charles knows that.

They needed a self righting mechanism like on robot wars. Even Craig Charles knows that.

 

he should have gone with them, instead of pissing about in the jungle.

he should have gone with them, instead of pissing about in the jungle.

I'm pretty sure he'd have failed the drugs and alcohol test

Craig Charles off his face!: http://youtu.be/jTLWQQvZcu4

Possibly, but his vast space experience would have come in handy.

Craig Charles off his face!: http://youtu.be/jTLWQQvZcu4

 

yes, but who doesn't like to smacked off their tits whilst listening to a techno version of the rainbow theme tune?

Possibly, but his vast space experience would have come in handy.

He was only a technician (3rd class) mind!

without going too far off topic

 

did you see this?

 

feminisim is this years racism

 

Comet probe scientist breaks down in tears during live broadcast following criticism for his ‘sexist’ shirt featuring scantily clad women

British scientist Dr Matt Taylor is the Rosetta Project Scientist

He appeared on TV with shirt covered in scantily clad cartoon women 

Dr Taylor's shirt began trending on Twitter with #shirtgate and #shirtstorm 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2834451/Philae-comet-probe-scientist-embroiled-sexism-row-shirt-featuring-scantily-clad-women.html

 

cunts

 

Edited November 18, 201411 yr by ZicoKelly

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