Nothing can beat the Amigo Loans one on Talksport can it?

 

The one to the tune of 'Go West'

 

1-0 to Amigo Loans

1-0 to Amigo Loans

1-0 to Amigo Loans

 

Aaaarrrghhhh

Edited November 28, 201312 yr by DazBob

She was an irritating cow, but a strip of duct tape over her mouth makes her very fuckable

An even better point. I could of dealt with a duck tape 3 way with her sister

An even better point. I could of dealt with a duck tape 3 way with her sister

 

Yes, indeed.

She was massively annoying too.

Live Jasmine and Party Poker.

Live Jasmine and Party Poker.

 

You need better pop-up blockers on those "entertainment" sites you frequent

Lumia 930. It's Windows so it works with everything here.

 

Aye, Windows is renowned for working, I want to stab the scenester twat.

Sainsburys one, where the modern father is making treats for his kids, not so much the advert, more him that irritates me. Beardy soft cunt.

Harvey Kietel doing insurance as Winston Wolf

Harvey Kietel doing insurance as Winston Wolf

Dear God no?!?!

He should've done it as Bad Lieutenant - doing an 'anguished howl' with his widgy on display.

 

Or like he did in The Piano, in fact every film he gets his cock out, including Monkey Business.

Foxtel down here (equivalent of your Sky). Fucking insurance adverts!  Every bastard type you can think of - Home & Contents; Funeral; Income protection; Car; Gonzofication etc.

 

They last about 3 minutes each and have some completely false stooge supposedly on the phone to the freecall number having premiums, benefits etc. explained to them.

 

Then the stooge turns to the camera and says "Wow! It really is as easy as they say on TV". I want to kick the fucking screen in.

Why should subscription telly have adverts on?

 

The programmes they make or buy (last time I checked, 'Shasta McNasty' for example) are shite, so the advertising revenue isn't spent on them.

 

If I paid £60 a month for telly and some twat appeared onscreen saying "Im thirty and a non-smoker..." I'd put my foot through the screen and send the bill to the recently-cuckolded Rupert Murdoch.

All good points Youri.

Why should subscription telly have adverts on?

 

The programmes they make or buy (last time I checked, 'Shasta McNasty' for example) are shite, so the advertising revenue isn't spent on them.

.

you've not seen sky Atlantic or sky 1 then

The join the sky bet club advert, this week!

Why should subscription telly have adverts on?

 

The programmes they make or buy (last time I checked, 'Shasta McNasty' for example) are shite, so the advertising revenue isn't spent on them.

 

If I paid £60 a month for telly and some twat appeared onscreen saying "Im thirty and a non-smoker..." I'd put my foot through the screen and send the bill to the recently-cuckolded Rupert Murdoch.

He's thirty two. JSL.

you've not seen sky Atlantic or sky 1 then

Well, after reading your post I looked at tonight's proffering from both at prime hours - The Simpsons, Futurama, Lee Mack, Glee and NCIS. The Atlantic Channel had a load of box-setty type stuff, which are not my thing at all, and a single episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' I might watch only to discover I'd probably seen it already.

 

In the words of Robert Lindsay's (Wolfie Smith's) mate - I'm missing out.

 

It's as shite (shitter?) as most normal telly, very repetitve, both in screening repeats and having programmes on one-after-the-other (three of 'The Simpsons' tonight for example), and you pay for the priviledge.

 

I used to have the most lavish package imaginable, around twelve years ago - every channel and all the PPV stuff, I'd still sit there thinking ''There's nowt but shite on every channel'', I see in the intervening years nothing's changed. Thirty to sixty quid a month to have the option of a Lee Mack gameshow on the schedule? You're alreet, ta, I'll stay with Freeview on my B/W Portable with four nobs (volume, channel, contrast and me) on a milk crate in my sparsely furnished bedsit.

Edited September 1, 201411 yr by Youri McAnespie

He's thirty two. JSL.

 

I don't care, I hope he plays the trumpet in lot of private members clubs and shisha bars who flout the law.

The flip side to that is - I still don't know who Chapelhouse are or what they do. I now despise their brand and would be more likely to choose a competitor if I was ever in the market for whatever they sell.

I remember the shirts. They were there for a while.

However I, and I guess a lot of Everton fans, have no idea what Hafnia made/sell/advise on.

All I know is, I wouldn't want one.

Corned dog

"We were with you when................"

this advert isn't pissing me off, but as it's a thread about adverts, this is as good a place as any to post

 

been banned in some places this

 

amusing

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYuK9jE52ig

Vana-fucking-rama!

Vana-fucking-rama!

Thought exactly the same thing watching SSN just then! Haha

 

Love the stereotypical workmen and the fact they went to the trouble of hiring a big bull thing.

That U2 one.

 

Give it up Bonio!

That U2 one.

 

Give it up Bonio!

The apple one?

 

By christ that song is shite.