Traf Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 Good point She was an irritating cow, but a strip of duct tape over her mouth makes her very fuckable Quote
tomski Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 She was an irritating cow, but a strip of duct tape over her mouth makes her very fuckableAn even better point. I could of dealt with a duck tape 3 way with her sister Quote
Traf Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 An even better point. I could of dealt with a duck tape 3 way with her sister Yes, indeed. She was massively annoying too. Quote
Traf Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 Live Jasmine and Party Poker. You need better pop-up blockers on those "entertainment" sites you frequent Quote
Carlos Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 Lumia 930. It's Windows so it works with everything here. Aye, Windows is renowned for working, I want to stab the scenester twat. Quote
Con Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 Sainsburys one, where the modern father is making treats for his kids, not so much the advert, more him that irritates me. Beardy soft cunt. Quote
superjohnmcginlay Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 Harvey Kietel doing insurance as Winston Wolf Quote
kent_white Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 Harvey Kietel doing insurance as Winston Wolf Dear God no?!?! Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 31, 2014 Posted August 31, 2014 He should've done it as Bad Lieutenant - doing an 'anguished howl' with his widgy on display. Or like he did in The Piano, in fact every film he gets his cock out, including Monkey Business. Quote
bolty58 Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 Foxtel down here (equivalent of your Sky). Fucking insurance adverts! Every bastard type you can think of - Home & Contents; Funeral; Income protection; Car; Gonzofication etc. They last about 3 minutes each and have some completely false stooge supposedly on the phone to the freecall number having premiums, benefits etc. explained to them. Then the stooge turns to the camera and says "Wow! It really is as easy as they say on TV". I want to kick the fucking screen in. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 Why should subscription telly have adverts on? The programmes they make or buy (last time I checked, 'Shasta McNasty' for example) are shite, so the advertising revenue isn't spent on them. If I paid £60 a month for telly and some twat appeared onscreen saying "Im thirty and a non-smoker..." I'd put my foot through the screen and send the bill to the recently-cuckolded Rupert Murdoch. Quote
no balls Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 Why should subscription telly have adverts on? The programmes they make or buy (last time I checked, 'Shasta McNasty' for example) are shite, so the advertising revenue isn't spent on them. . you've not seen sky Atlantic or sky 1 then Quote
tomski Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 The join the sky bet club advert, this week! Quote
DazBob Posted September 1, 2014 Author Posted September 1, 2014 Why should subscription telly have adverts on? The programmes they make or buy (last time I checked, 'Shasta McNasty' for example) are shite, so the advertising revenue isn't spent on them. If I paid £60 a month for telly and some twat appeared onscreen saying "Im thirty and a non-smoker..." I'd put my foot through the screen and send the bill to the recently-cuckolded Rupert Murdoch. He's thirty two. JSL. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 (edited) you've not seen sky Atlantic or sky 1 then Well, after reading your post I looked at tonight's proffering from both at prime hours - The Simpsons, Futurama, Lee Mack, Glee and NCIS. The Atlantic Channel had a load of box-setty type stuff, which are not my thing at all, and a single episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' I might watch only to discover I'd probably seen it already. In the words of Robert Lindsay's (Wolfie Smith's) mate - I'm missing out. It's as shite (shitter?) as most normal telly, very repetitve, both in screening repeats and having programmes on one-after-the-other (three of 'The Simpsons' tonight for example), and you pay for the priviledge. I used to have the most lavish package imaginable, around twelve years ago - every channel and all the PPV stuff, I'd still sit there thinking ''There's nowt but shite on every channel'', I see in the intervening years nothing's changed. Thirty to sixty quid a month to have the option of a Lee Mack gameshow on the schedule? You're alreet, ta, I'll stay with Freeview on my B/W Portable with four nobs (volume, channel, contrast and me) on a milk crate in my sparsely furnished bedsit. Edited September 1, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 He's thirty two. JSL. I don't care, I hope he plays the trumpet in lot of private members clubs and shisha bars who flout the law. Quote
ZiggyStardust Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 The flip side to that is - I still don't know who Chapelhouse are or what they do. I now despise their brand and would be more likely to choose a competitor if I was ever in the market for whatever they sell. I remember the shirts. They were there for a while. However I, and I guess a lot of Everton fans, have no idea what Hafnia made/sell/advise on. All I know is, I wouldn't want one. Quote
Guest Posted September 1, 2014 Posted September 1, 2014 "We were with you when................" Quote
Zico Posted September 3, 2014 Posted September 3, 2014 this advert isn't pissing me off, but as it's a thread about adverts, this is as good a place as any to post been banned in some places this amusing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYuK9jE52ig Quote
gonzo Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 Vana-fucking-rama! Thought exactly the same thing watching SSN just then! Haha Love the stereotypical workmen and the fact they went to the trouble of hiring a big bull thing. Quote
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