Youri McAnespie Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) On a similar theme to Gonzo's - those strange Ebay auction links posted on here made me look a reet oddbod t'other week (not hard granted) I must have been logged in when I clicked the links, anyhow, a few days later I was showing someone an item that might be of interest to them on Ebay, I'd placed it on my 'watch' list, so had logged in to show them... I noticed their eyes kept being drawn to the left hand side of the screen... Recently viewed items It's bad enough being stitched up by various means as to your genuine 'interests', that 'new tab' recently viewed/most popular pages feature on Firefox was a fucker until I learned how to switch it off. Edited December 1, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
beer_swiller Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 I HATE the Trade Point advert which is constantly played on Talk sport. If I didn't know what they said it would sound like `Straight boys` and not Trade point? Quote
kent_white Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 There's anadvert for mens fragrance doing the rounds at the moment. Basically some male model walks into a press conference and says something like, 'I'm not going to be the person I'm supposed to be anymore' and then walks out. It's horrible. Quote
no balls Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 There's anadvert for mens fragrance doing the rounds at the moment. Basically some male model walks into a press conference and says something like, 'I'm not going to be the person I'm supposed to be anymore' and then walks out. It's horrible. He does nowt for me either (not that that's relevant). I pity younger girls as they'll never know what a proper mons mon is really like Quote
jules_darby Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 Samsung ecobubble As it's voiced by that oxygen stealer Miranda Quote
kent_white Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUdsogPrUdc&feature=youtube_gdata_player Knock yourselves out! Quote
EyesRight Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 Find a fuck buddy and penis enlargement adverts do my head in. And pop up live cams, I always wonder where the extra groaning and giggles are coming from. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 Not adverts exactly, but I can't be arsed finding the Bah Humbug thread... All these adverts for gadgets, gizmos and strange contraptions - Like that waffle iron thing, or things for buffing your feet with - in fact, there's loads of things for mucking about with your feet actually, it's like foot care suddenly becomes a priority at Christmas... If these things were any good, why don't they sell them the rest of the year, why don't they advertise them the rest of the year? Because they're fucking biz, that's why. They should do special cards to go with them that say. "I don't know sod all about you really, so here's a silicon lined electric egg poacher" Quote
stevieb Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 Not adverts exactly, but I can't be arsed finding the Bah Humbug thread... All these adverts for gadgets, gizmos and strange contraptions - Like that waffle iron thing, or things for buffing your feet with - in fact, there's loads of things for mucking about with your feet actually, it's like foot care suddenly becomes a priority at Christmas... If these things were any good, why don't they sell them the rest of the year, why don't they advertise them the rest of the year? Because they're fucking biz, that's why. They should do special cards to go with them that say. "I don't know sod all about you really, so here's a silicon lined electric egg poacher" That's you getting the JML flexi torch for the WanderersWays secret santa. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted December 1, 2013 Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) My wind-up torch has bust so that would be a boon. Edited December 1, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
no balls Posted December 8, 2013 Posted December 8, 2013 The Morrisons adverts with a singing gingerbread man and a bloke in a pinnie with a really annoying voice. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 The KFC bargain bucket ad, I mean, who eats that shite on Christmas Day never mind any day? Quote
Sweep Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 The KFC bargain bucket ad, I mean, who eats that shite on Christmas Day never mind any day? I must admit, I really don't like KFC. I'm not sure I've ever heard anybody say anything good about it. but they're still in business so obviously a lot of folk do like the food. I just think it's always really greasy. Is anybody going to own up to liking KFC? Quote
tomski Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 I must admit, I really don't like KFC. I'm not sure I've ever heard anybody say anything good about it. but they're still in business so obviously a lot of folk do like the food. I just think it's always really greasy. Is anybody going to own up to liking KFC? Don't be stupid its halal meat ha Quote
Sweep Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Don't be stupid its halal meat ha that'll be the reason I do always wonder why people seem to have an issue with some KFC restaurants serving Halal meat, yet McDonalds never get mentioned for it Quote
Traf Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 McDonalds burgers aren't halal, everyone knows Rayguns don't eat ham. Quote
frank_spencer Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Maccies don't serve halal chicken all the rayguns eat the fillet o fish. You can always tell the maccies in muslamic areas as they have extra fish stations inbthe kitchens. Quote
Traf Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 From http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/whatmakesmcdonalds/questions/food/halal/are-the-mcdonalds-products-suitable-for-a-halal-diet.html None of our food is certified as Halal. The issue of Halal food items on the McDonald's menu is a complex one, with both sides of the debate raising passionate and important issues. It goes without saying that customers are very important to the company, and McDonald's works hard to accommodate them all as best as it possibly can. McDonald's UK has no current plans to introduce Halal food to the menu at any McDonald's restaurant Quote
Sweep Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Maccies don't serve halal chicken all the rayguns eat the fillet o fish. You can always tell the maccies in muslamic areas as they have extra fish stations inbthe kitchens. I did not know that, as there always seem to be plenty raygun types in the restaurants, I presumed they must be halal (or at least some of the restaurants in selected areas do anyway, in the same way KFC do) - clearly they must all be eating those fish things. Quote
Traf Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 I did not know that, as there always seem to be plenty raygun types in the restaurants, I presumed they must be halal (or at least some of the restaurants in selected areas do anyway, in the same way KFC do) - clearly they must all be eating those fish things. They're eating the beef, in the same way they all get pissed at weekends. Quote
gonzo Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 I always liked the idea of KFC,I live about 200 yards away from one...that wafting aroma plays havoc with a drunken snout. But whenever I have it,it's shit and I spend a minimum of £9 on it for myself and it doesn't touch the sides. Now when I'm drunk I just drink more instead of eating....or get a bag of chinger Quote
jules_darby Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 I always liked the idea of KFC,I live about 200 yards away from one...that wafting aroma plays havoc with a drunken snout. But whenever I have it,it's shit and I spend a minimum of £9 on it for myself and it doesn't touch the sides. Now when I'm drunk I just drink more instead of eating....or get a bag of chinger Should be on the unofficial rules KFC seems a brilliant idea when hungover It's always disappointing Except the KFC gravy of course Not had one in months but no doubt I'll fall into the trap again over Xmas Quote
frank_spencer Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Should be on the unofficial rules KFC seems a brilliant idea when hungover It's always disappointing Except the KFC gravy of course Not had one in months but no doubt I'll fall into the trap again over Xmas It's always best to go when it's busy, ok you have to wait fucking ages as they employ mcdonalds rejects but the chicken wont have sat being kept warm for 3hrs and be like shoe leather. Quote
no balls Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 I always liked the idea of KFC,I live about 200 yards away from one...that wafting aroma plays havoc with a drunken snout. But whenever I have it,it's shit and I spend a minimum of £9 on it for myself and it doesn't touch the sides. Now when I'm drunk I just drink more instead of eating....or get a bag of chinger The one on the Middlebrook looks & smells like it needs good clean. I'm not sure if it is dirty or if it just looks it compared to the golden arches across the way. The food looks like good hangover food on the adverts, but I think like Jules, I'd be disappointed. Quote
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