LostockTerror Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 been roped in to get a secret santa gift. Budget a measley £5. Add to that i got a DMB fan who has never been to a game in his life. Any suggestions? Quote
LostockTerror Posted December 18, 2013 Author Posted December 18, 2013 i did think about buying the DVD of when City won the league in the last minute but making the cover look like its DMB treble season. Wait till he puts the DVD in Quote
Sweep Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 i did think about buying the DVD of when City won the league in the last minute but making the cover look like its DMB treble season. Wait till he puts the DVD in That's a terrible idea. Go with the butty box full of dogshit. Quote
superjohnmcginlay Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 i did think about buying the DVD of when City won the league in the last minute but making the cover look like its DMB treble season. Wait till he puts the DVD in Would you be there in his house while he watches it or would you be watching from a tree with some bi-noculaaaaars Quote
LostockTerror Posted December 18, 2013 Author Posted December 18, 2013 Would you be there in his house while he watches it or would you be watching from a tree with some bi-noculaaaaars secret camera just above the tv in the lampshade. Watching from my TV Quote
Traf Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Buy him a map of Manchester and circle Old Trafford in red pen, so he knows where the ground is. Quote
tomski Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Something they can't use like de icer if they don't drive etc. Quote
LostockTerror Posted December 18, 2013 Author Posted December 18, 2013 Buy him a map of Manchester and circle Old Trafford in red pen, so he knows where the ground is. solved. Even have change to spare too Quote
LostockTerror Posted December 18, 2013 Author Posted December 18, 2013 Or a strap on he might like that and get the wrong idea Quote
Traf Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 solved. Even have change to spare too Tell him it's a piece of United merchandise, he'll wank himself senseless. Quote
Dr Faustus Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 do what i did- greggs gift card.... its the gift that keeps on giving well until you spend a fiver Quote
Andydee Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Something they can't use like de icer if they don't drive etc. I once bought someone a 'natural light' lightbulb as they were into painting, pictures not decorating, but 'accidently' got a screw fitting instead of bayonet. Quote
L/H White Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 I've got a newish lad in ours, don't know fuck all about him and he rarely speaks. Just got him a cider gift set from boots. Usually get a decent present if I get someone decent Quote
fellman Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 Throw the Munich cunt down the stairs. Then rub him with a bloon .... Quote
stevieb Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 I got a novelty mug. I gave a baubal in the shape of testicles. The Lad who looks like Brian laws got a signed photo and his autobiography. Zany team! Quote
Mounts Kipper Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 What a load of bollocks this secret Santa is if you like someone but them a gift if you don't give them fuck all. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 I got Bolton wanderers dice for the car. Into the bin they go; I mean really? Quote
Casino Posted December 18, 2013 Posted December 18, 2013 What a load of bollocks this secret Santa is if you like someone but them a gift if you don't give them fuck all. exactly its all a bit gay folk who work in 'teams' Quote
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