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If You Eat Bagels

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Chances are you're a right twat.

 

What is the point of a butty with a great big fucking hole in the middle?

 

You'd only bother with something like that if you were trying to impress your friends and make yourself look "New Yoik"

 

I say again, twats.

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First the Goldstein thread, then this?!!?

 

Did I miss the pogrom memo?

Don't you have to be Jewish to eat bagels?

I like bagels

 

 

I am a right twat though

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Don't you have to be Jewish to eat bagels?

 

 

Only on your mothers side.

 

 

I quite like a good bagel

 

Cinnamon and raisin from Sainsburys is fine

I like bagels

 

 

I am a twat though

And you have no foreskin

Bacon bagels are great, just spash the sauce in the hole.

Chances are you're a right twat.

 

What is the point of a butty with a great big fucking hole in the middle?

 

Good for dieting.

I like bagels

 

 

I am a right twat though

Same here

 

I also have a sneaky feeling that at least one WW poster has probably tried to shag one

Fucking stupid things...... Try buttering em and it goes down that hole thing, as does any sauce you put on........ Not built for true Englishmen them things........

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Fucking stupid things...... Try buttering em and it goes down that hole thing, as does any sauce you put on........ Not built for true Englishmen them things........

Thanks

 

It's turning into a right den of queers at times

Thanks

 

It's turning into a right den of queers at times

You are aware he's another one of those ex pats who plays the national anthem every evening whilst he brings the flag down from the pole, aren't you?

Marmite bagel, £1 from Bagel Nash for breakfast tomorrow.

 

I'll do what I want, I'll do what I waaaant

Marmite bagel, £1 from Bagel Nash for breakfast tomorrow.

 

I'll do what I want, I'll do what I waaaant

It's a shame you don't live in Bolton, I believe there's a place does pound bacon or sausage barms.

Does about 75p's worth repeat on you all morning from there though?

Does about 75p's worth repeat on you all morning from there though?

Carlos is your man on all things £1 barm.

kin hell Im hungry now!

Carlos is your man on all things £1 barm.

I'm out of touch on the Bolton food index, I think the last offer I saw was 2 egg, 2 bacon, 2 sausages on a barm for £2.20. Diddles might correct me. And they had no Twixes.

You are aware he's another one of those ex pats who plays the national anthem every evening whilst he brings the flag down from the pole, aren't you?

You could bring my flag down my pole any time you fancy Sers....!

Woah, woah, fucking woah. 

 

Toasted bagel, cream cheese, smoked bacon and avocado is one of the greatest breakfasts known to mankind.

just spash the sauce in the hole.

 

Never has there been a more appropriate poster for such a euphemism.

Woah, woah, fucking woah. 

 

Toasted bagel, cream cheese, smoked bacon and avocado is one of the greatest breakfasts known to mankind.

 

avafuckincado???

only crawley, jules or a woman could post that

Yes, Avafuckicado - try it, I promise you a bacon butty without it will always been a poorer place.

Woah, woah, fucking woah. 

 

Toasted bagel, cream cheese, smoked bacon and avocado is one of the greatest breakfasts known to mankind.

You have been away far, far too long..................

 

It actually makes me a little sad reading that post Crawley........

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