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If You Eat Bagels

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New York co fruit and oat bagels are lovely with jam on

 

I'd not have bacon on one though; plain for that

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Golly that sounds nice

Haha

No, no and no.

 

When down South you must, even if you're an effete and cultured soul up here, become a loathesome and boorish philistine.

 

That's the law - we mustn't disappoint our soft southern cousins in this respect. The more of an ignoramus one acts, the further one will go.

 

As an aside I used to like Germinal bubble-gum, I knew some kids who'd eat the stuff out of the tin too, they usually ate crayons and chalk as well.

You reckon a bacon and advofuckingcardo flour cake is some sort of fusion cooking??

 

See I am building bridges here............

Oh NB and gammon and pineapple is fucking great and sophisticated too..........

Gammon goes with egg

Gammon goes with egg

Quite right.

Quite right.

and a touch of HP.

and a touch of HP.

Even better.

 

English mustard is good.

 

Hungry now.

Fried tomatoes?

 

 

never

I'm just off for a breakfast bagel in about 10 minutes.....I'm not having avafuckingcado on it though

Breakfast at 3.30?

 

100% crazee.

Breakfast at 3.30?

100% crazee.

It's still early morning here

It's still early morning here

 

Say happy birthday to Mrs CWP from me please.

How many bagels can you fit on your cock?

Philistines, the lot of you.

Say happy birthday to Mrs CWP from me please.

Will do

Had avacado on my sandwiches today

My parents lived in Singapore in the 60's.

 

Growing up a curry was made with Chinese curry powder and there would be a selection of toppings on the table including sultanas, sliced banana, diced raw onion and tomato and peanuts.

You don't eat culture ©. Will 'Noncealike' Self...

 

You can eat all the ciabatta, foccacia, jamon serrano and machego swilled down with Rioja all you want (not you personally Crawley) - if you were born in Townleys, chances are you're one step from the mills or t'pit, know your place!

 

I'm scum, I'm scum and proud.

 

I can barely read nor write and I'm having Micro-Chips and Oven Chips and Turkey Twizzlers for tea.

 

So stick that in your Agas and cook it (with fennel).

 

 

 

 

Edit: I was trying to find the quote (about eating culture) by Self, anyhow I came across this article, blimey (as it's antiquated exclamation week on here) he's bile-filled isn't he, perhaps he should start tooting smack again? I've not read much of his stuff before. I know being a professional cynic is his stock in trade, but he gives old Jamie Oliver a reet savaging here...

 

(Get your dictionary on standby too).

 

Will Self: Why I hate Jamie Oliver...

 

http://www.newstatesman.com/print/2013/10/triceratops-and-cowpoke-live-pious-harmony-new-outpost-jamie-olivers-army

Edited by Youri McAnespie

I love that article. I fucking hate Jamie Oliver. 

 

I had cheese and onion pastie, beans and mini waffles for tea last night, followed by a Ripple bar. I concede I did have Fennel tea to wash it down with.

Even disregarding the tea that's posh.

 

I had Asda Smartprice cheese spread on white Happy Shopper bread, Pickled Onion Space Raiders and a 'Chocolate' Mousse from Farmfoods - washed down with erm...Turps.

Funnily enough that's what I had for lunch.

 

 

But i had Quavers.

Mummy has dropped pad Thai off

Nice

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