gonzo Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Is the work of a complete imbecile and leads to depression,tremors,punctuality issues,sickness,and near death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I like Peroni, they sell it on draft in one of my locals, it's lovely.....but sadly £4.50 a pint, so it's an expensive session if you stay on it all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Peroni is Italian for piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I like peroni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 14, 2014 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2014 red peroni in the winter nastro in summer but really, it should just be becks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 14, 2014 Author Share Posted February 14, 2014 I like Peroni, they sell it on draft in one of my locals, it's lovely.....but sadly £4.50 a pint, so it's an expensive session if you stay on it all night £4 a pint last night. But it was all they had. Our pegs Dad did his best to drown me in the stuff. My mrs text me before and said simply "you were a disgrace" i apparently kicked off because she wouldn't let me go to walkabout with the younger members of our party,then fell asleep in the car on the way home. What a dick head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Ha ha quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 As son as someone tells you you were a disgrace, you know you had a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 My mrs text me before and said simply "you were a disgrace" Take the positive from that, she said "were" which is past tense, if she had said "are" then you know you're in bother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 14, 2014 Author Share Posted February 14, 2014 Take the positive from that, she said "were" which is past tense, if she had said "are" then you know you're in bother Oh aye this is small fry in reality. She once cut up my entire wardrobe of clothing,attacked me with a high-heel shoe,smashed me round the head with a scalding hot Chinese meal and thrown me out of a moving car numerous times. Not all at the same time obviously,and much warranted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 One of the few lager I like Lovely drop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Surely she knows just chucking you down the stairs would more than sort you out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Peroni is Italian for piss I like peroni So, I assume Whitt likes it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I can drink gallons of weaker lager i.e Fosters and Carling Etc, but a few pints of the Peroni's of this world would leave me ill for a week. And to do it on a school night, you fcuking mule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Norpig Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I've had 3 pints of peroni at dinner and no grub. Now involves a lot of blinking and eye rubbing. Long afternoon, roll on 5! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 3 pints on dinner! I hope you're not a bus driver or surgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 14, 2014 Author Share Posted February 14, 2014 I've had 3 pints of peroni at dinner and no grub. Now involves a lot of blinking and eye rubbing. Long afternoon, roll on 5! www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Norpig Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I sit behind a desk. Also car share and not my turn to drive. It is Friday after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Good work Norpig. Great start to the evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Norpig Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Good work Norpig. Great start to the evening That will be my peak I'm afraid. Heavily pregnant girl friend. Probably worse than being single on valentines day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 That will be my peak I'm afraid. Heavily pregnant girl friend. Probably worse than being single on valentines day. Last year I had a heavily pregnant girlfriend. Spent the day supping beers on morjim beach in goa whilst the Mrs was in the shade on the cabana. I've had worse valentines days. Today all three of us are ill as fuck and the weather Is wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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