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Bonuses

Fuck me, there are some ungrateful cunts around.

 

Just had someone in my office 'sounding off' about this year's bonus. Turns out he's getting 7.6% of his annual salary as a bonus instead of 8%. He's moaning because this 0.4% was completely out of his control (due to global lost employee hours). I told him he should be grateful he's getting anything.

 

There's far more people get fuck all apart from a bottle of wine or a M&S voucher at Christmas. There's plenty more who haven't even had a cost of living pay increase for years.

 

Working for a big company definitely has it's perks, but fuck me, the lot who are still here from the old and union-ruled days aren't half a bunch of cunts. I remember when I first joined and it was the first year in a generation where they'd received zero bonus. They were kicking off to fuck saying it was a disgrace.

 

Grrrr. I want to maul him like a tiger.

Edited by DazBob

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Fuming.

My heart bleeds for said person. I get everyone wants a full bonus but 0.4 down. Is he a Munich?

Give him a massive booooooooo from the good folk off WW

Cunt

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My heart bleeds for said person. I get everyone wants a full bonus but 0.4 down. Is he a Munich?

 

 

Yes he is.

 

Never, ever goes to games either.

Yes he is.

 

Never, ever goes to games either.

It were obvious. Such cunts.

It were obvious. Such cunts.

Top man Tomski.

 

You can read so much into a person by knowing what football team they support.

Almost as bad as those folks who need "incentive" to do their jobs.

 

I'm not talking about commission in a sales environment, that's part and parcel of that position. I'm talking about salaried office workers who need more incentive to do their job, above and beyond the tens of thousands they get paid.

 

There's one here who refuses to do any overtime (even if it's his fault that he's behind schedule) because they ONLY pay him $60k. He's not paid enough to do overtime apparently...

Don't think I'll be getting a bonus again this year. Was as high as 20% recently then down to nowt last year.

They should give him fcuk all next year, ungrateful twat

Tell him it's a reduction because he won't need it to pay for BT to watch united in the champs league next season.

 

The cunt.

Sack him Daz

Thought bonuses were a thing of the past at least at our place they are,only ones who get them are the cock suckers

Thought bonuses were a thing of the past at least at our place they are,only ones who get them are the cock suckers

Time to start working on suppressing your gag reflex I reckon.

I drove all the way to town with my brew on top of the van last year without spilling a drop.

 

That was my bonus.

Time to start working on suppressing your gag reflex I reckon.

???? I will leave it them can't be doing with yes bosses

Nearly 10pc bonus and he's moaning. Jesus. Ungrateful

Nearly 10pc bonus and he's moaning. Jesus. Ungrateful

 

 

 

must be a banker

No issues with bonuses getting paid. Bring in the money, get your cut.

 

If you don't, well tough shit.

I'm considering London before I'm too old.

I'm considering London before I'm too old.

As when I see garpo and others I convince myself I wish Id given it ago, but realise I want to go for all the wrong reasons now.

What the fucks a bonus and how does one go about getting one?

As an employer I've found the problem with bonuses is that it becomes expected and then there's a back lash if it's lower than last year.

It were obvious. Such cunts.

Up there with Roy keane lovers

Bonuses, bottles of wine, M&S vouchers, you spoiled brats. Us poor public sectors get nothing. :(

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