Plumbers never knock on a door and find a housewife's who want to strip off and suck widgie.

 

All fannys are not beautifully manicured.

 

A girls best friend will not come along just to join in.

All girls don't love it up the arse.

You can't get a girl off the street to get in your van and do anything for $100

All fannys are not beautifully manicured.

But they should be

Not all birds fancy fat hairy blokes with bad tashes.

Edited February 21, 201412 yr by no balls

Not every chinese lady's bottom contains a squid.

Girls laugh their head off when you shoot your fat in their eye.

All girls prefer you to spaff all over their face

Girls being thunderously bummed in 14" high heels never accidentally gouge out the blokes eye.

Nobody in the history of man has nailed their Missus whilst her mother is rimming her sheriffs badge.

All girls prefer you to spaff all over their face

What??????

Edited February 21, 201412 yr by tomski

Who would fork out good money for porn vids in the 80s knowing you got them all free about 25 years later ?

Girls being thunderously bummed in 14" high heels never accidentally gouge out the blokes eye.

No idea why that made me laugh so much but it has haha

 

Oh, and to join in with the thread: Japanese people don't actually have pixellated genitalia

On the Japanese front you are allowed to molest any female on train,bus  in a ,store or school,from which they gain the ultimate pleasure. 

Housewives from Barnsley don't always enjoy two widgies up their bum

Housewives from Barnsley don't always enjoy two widgies up their bum

The husbands don't mind though

 

I only know this as My mate has fat fingers and may have inadvertently hit the wrong section on xhamster.

 

He said.

Not all dwarves like hanging off the end of black cock and being span around.

 

Same applies for those without arms and legs.

To be fair ..the cock sizes are true to life...

To be fair ..the cock sizes are true to life...

 

Only the Jap ones for you? 

ive only just seen this

 

real LEZZERS are nout like the porn ones FACT

Even if they're from Bolton, it's very rare that a lady will actually enjoy a bloke pooing in her mouth

casting couch girls are not real

casting couch girls are not real

Now now don't be silly now

Now now don't be silly now

no ive never done anal

 

next thing he is balls deep

Fit as fuck women with massive tits do not become geeks just because they put a pair of thick rimmed glasses on. And no way was she doing homework before the American football team came in and took turns at brutalising her.

 

Glory holes are not staffed by cock hungry models

 

 

To balance this out though, Im yet to see a dogging video that has managed to put any hint of glamour on proceedings

Fit as fuck women with massive tits do not become geeks just because they put a pair of thick rimmed glasses on. And no way was she doing homework before the American football team came in and took turns at brutalising her.

 

Glory holes are not staffed by cock hungry models

 

 

To balance this out though, Im yet to see a dogging video that has managed to put any hint of glamour on proceedings

Haha!

Not all men can shag for 43mins 22 seconds without coughing their load