Plumbers never knock on a door and find a housewife's who want to strip off and suck widgie.

 

All fannys are not beautifully manicured.

 

A girls best friend will not come along just to join in.

Step moms mums are not all as fit as fuck.

Babysitters taxi drivers are not always late

Fuck Truck in Oldham was pre planned, how the hell do you get a random milf off the streets to try a multitude of vibrators in a strange van ?

As an aside and I blame Gonzo for pointing me towards this site,

 

I asked the mrs today to get the number for Curlies fish n chip place in horwich she put cu in my phone and cucumbertube came up, fuck that was an awkward one as my grandma was in the car too

 

Delete history tip of the day

As an aside and I blame Gonzo for pointing me towards this site,

 

I asked the mrs today to get the number for Curlies fish n chip place in horwich she put cu in my phone and cucumbertube came up, fuck that was an awkward one as my grandma was in the car too

 

Delete history tip of the day

Hahaha

 

That's brilliant.

All German girls like goo.

I can't say I've ever been unlucky enough for the car to breakdown in the middle of nowhere as it rains and a man in a President Richard Nixon mask has come along and carried mine and Pegs bags into Count Dracula's castle. Then for him to poison my drink so him and Dracula can

chase her around the table for a few laps before tearing her knickers off and butchering her on the dining table.

 

Mind you, would she admit to the last bit ??

Housewives from Barnsley don't always enjoy two widgies up their bum

only on a pool table in a rough pub

As an aside and I blame Gonzo for pointing me towards this site,

I asked the mrs today to get the number for Curlies fish n chip place in horwich she put cu in my phone and cucumbertube came up, fuck that was an awkward one as my grandma was in the car too

Delete history tip of the day

You just don't know how much that is going to please him

Not all dwarves like hanging off the end of black cock and being span around.

.

Im so tempted to crack a fairly obvious gag......but I don't think she would be overly happy with me

Im so tempted to crack a fairly obvious gag......but I don't think she would be overly happy with me

Would she be grumpy?

Would she be grumpy?

She generally is

She generally is

I saw Smiffs post and had you down as favourite, you vulgar little man

Edited February 22, 201412 yr by no balls

Fuck Truck in Oldham was pre planned, how the hell do you get a random milf off the streets to try a multitude of vibrators in a strange van ?

 

I have seen the flaw in your statement. They were in Oldham.

American college girls are never that horney when in each others company.

Had 2 sisters once in a 3-some.

 

If you don't ask you don't get and sometimes you will be surprised with the answer.

 

There are a lot of fucking gorgeous women in unhappy relationships and the better looking ones are often never approached as men are generally frightened of rejection.

 

That's why some of the average girls think they are better that what they are, they get more attention as they are seen as achievable.

Had 2 sisters once in a 3-some.

 

If you don't ask you don't get and sometimes you will be surprised with the answer.

 

There are a lot of fucking gorgeous women in unhappy relationships and the better looking ones are often never approached as men are generally frightened of rejection.

 

That's why some of the average girls think they are better that what they are, they get more attention as they are seen as achievable.

Did they munch one another's rugs for your benefit?

 

Genuine question

 

As that would make them a bit "countryside"

It was many years ago.

 

But off memory we did just about everything to each other and they also did the lesbian show whilst I watched (felt left out - :lol:).  

 

It was after a heavy night out on the beer and we had all had a repeat performance in the morning.

 

Happy Days.

It was many years ago.

 

But off memory we did just about everything to each other and they also did the lesbian show whilst I watched (felt left out - ).  

 

It was after a heavy night out on the beer and we had all had a repeat performance in the morning.

 

Happy Days.

 

You are my new hero

You are my new hero

 

And mine..

Did they munch one another's rugs for your benefit?

 

Genuine question

 

As that would make them a bit "countryside"

One of those things that is always on the list, but in reality is a bit wrong.

One of those things that is always on the list, but in reality is a bit wrong.

Family members.  It's not just wrong, it's fucking disgusting.

Family members. It's not just wrong, it's fucking disgusting.

You'd think

 

But it's ok if it's sisters so long as they have a pillow fight first.

It was many years ago.

 

But off memory we did just about everything to each other and they also did the lesbian show whilst I watched (felt left out - ).  

 

It was after a heavy night out on the beer and we had all had a repeat performance in the morning.

 

Happy Days.

 

 

 i bet you still found something to complain about

Family members.  It's not just wrong, it's fucking disgusting.

I'd shag my sister if she was fit, and if I had one.

 

Or at least knock one off over her.