Well I now work in Hong Kong so there isn't any with that incessant need to clear the entire contents of one's respiratory tract system. 

 

But in a two trap situation where the first one is occupied, and you feel like camping down for a good half hour, I feel it's only right and proper that the firstcomer should wipe up and fuck off. Does anyone else experience that awkward 5-10 minutes stand-off to see who bottles it and scrubs up?  

 

 

 

Spitting is disgusting and there is no excuse for it, not even snakes near by.

 

Pretty common place here, honestly. Probably because of the chewing tobacco.

Pretty common place here, honestly. Probably because of the chewing tobacco.

Surely that's just in films? Good Lord that's also disgusting. Next you'll be saying they listen to cuntry music

I was having a dump in New York New York in Vegas after a very heavy session the night before, feeling rough not wanting to make much noise, then some fella came in and was in a trap further down.

 

He then shouted out " Good Afternoon Everyone..... Were all shitting together here in Las Vegas" then started singing Sweet Home Alabama

They have a yearly rodeo, chew tobacco, they DO listen to country music, and almost every local male walks around with a 10 gallon hat and cowboy boots, even if they're driving a family hatchback.

 

They also filmed Bonanza just down the road. I really do live in the Wild West.

I was having a dump in New York New York in Vegas after a very heavy session the night before, feeling rough not wanting to make much noise, then some fella came in and was in a trap further down.

 

He then shouted out " Good Afternoon Everyone..... Were all shitting together here in Las Vegas" then started singing Sweet Home Alabama

That's ace haha

You say good arse to another man in a toilet?

Yes. Whether they've pumped or not.

I was having a dump in New York New York in Vegas after a very heavy session the night before, feeling rough not wanting to make much noise, then some fella came in and was in a trap further down.

 

He then shouted out " Good Afternoon Everyone..... Were all shitting together here in Las Vegas" then started singing Sweet Home Alabama

that made me :lol:

I was having a dump in New York New York in Vegas after a very heavy session the night before, feeling rough not wanting to make much noise, then some fella came in and was in a trap further down.

 

He then shouted out " Good Afternoon Everyone..... Were all shitting together here in Las Vegas" then started singing Sweet Home Alabama

 

 

trailer trash

 

He then shouted out " Good Afternoon Everyone..... Were all shitting together here in Las Vegas" then started singing Sweet Home Alabama

 

Lynyrd Skid-nyrd?

Was on a bog in a pub in Finsbury Park, finished wiping my arse and flushed the toilet, and a bloke piped up in the next cubicle to pass the toilet roll under the door, I said are you a yid or a gooner ? He said if you don't pass that roll under the door I will rip your fucking head off, said in a strong irish accent. I passed the roll.

Balls to that, getting paid whilst dumping is one of life's great pleasures

polish workers don't have that attitude

Further to my last dilemma, I went for a piss this morning in the office and had a small amount of follow through. Not touching cloth but enough squelch for an unpleasant skidmark if left untreated.  

 

2 trap situation, one occupied, and obvious to the person in situ that it was not only me (previous pissee said hello) but that I would have gone from the unusual two step approach of pisser to the shitter. 

 

Felt compelled to:

 

- vacate the premises with said sticky arse

- shut my office door for a cleansing wipe

- only to return minutes later down the toilet walk of shame (the entrance to the bog is one way in/out)

- complete piss (after initial forced shutdown for fear of arse reprisals) in a sit-down fashion

- with resultant free flow wet shite 

 

Am I alone in this type of situation, fellow wwayers?

Edited June 11, 201412 yr by zurichwhite

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Remember on the way back from the Reading final having a shit in some services, bloke walks into the trap next to me sits down and lets rip dumb and dumber stylee then proudly announces at top note 'aahhhhh, first shit of the premier league campaign'