I'm not one to bash the man himself, but I've just seen an advert for a Peter Kay tribute act "with all the hilarious phrases such as garlic bread and cheesecake"

 

What fuckwittery is this?

Cockneys abroad asking me to say garlic bread,how about Fuck off before I butt ya

That's another of Peter's catchphrases, or is it ''fuck off or I'll bite your nose off...''?

Get back ya bastards, ill break ya legs, BBBBEEEEEEEEEPPPPP

I just looked it up, Lee Lard he's called. There's some youtube clips of him performing but I had to sack it off after about 10 seconds. I'm not a Peter Kay basher (eew?) either, but its a bit weird that

Is there no tall-ish blokes with dark hair that fancy a gig as his sidekick Paddy, or blokes with grey hair who could be his comedy foil Dave Spikey?

Next time I see him I'm going to shout "it's Lee Lard!"

I'd somehow forgot all about Keith, I thought he'd based the name of his act, rather cruelly, solely on Peter's ample frame.

Painful.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0E4oQlbHOA

I can't see it, but I presume he gets booked (packed and fucked off)? What price making a bit of a twat out of yourself (especially if you're a bit of a twat already)? If he gets a couple of bookings a week whilst Peter is famous, say a hundred quid a pop after expenses, that goes some way toward a mortgage.

 

That said, if he's not making any money (which is more probable) he should be gassed.

He loses the accent after a few minutes and slips back into Yorkshirian. Also, he's a bit more offensive than Peter Kay. Quite a few Muslim jokes.

 

Actually, he's pretty good towards the end. I get the impression he flogs himself as Peter Kay, then just does his own act after 5 minutes.

Edited June 28, 201412 yr by Cheese

He should put a 'Live AND Lewder!' banner at the foot of his billboard posters.

 

Or, 'Observational Comedy with just a hint of Racism'.

He should put a 'Live AND Lewder!' banner at the foot of his billboard posters.

 

Or, 'Observational Comedy with just a hint of Racism'.

Get's 'Half a shilling' to do a couple of tunes as his warm up ITK fact.

He should put a 'Live AND Lewder!' banner at the foot of his billboard posters.

Or, 'Observational Comedy with just a hint of Racism'.

Live and Lardier?

Whatever you think of the real Peter Kay, you'd have to be made of stone not to raise a smile at this bit..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yn-2YuWMUo

Whatever you think of the real Peter Kay, you'd have to be made of stone not to raise a smile at this bit..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yn-2YuWMUo

Brilliant, only he could make that funny

 

Genius

Spot on that.

Fat cunt.

Fat cunt.

Bit harsh, Tomski is just big boned

I heard from a very good source that the reason PK hasn't been seen much lately is that he's been very ill (don't want to go into too much detail on here), but he's responding well to treatment.

Get well soon big fella.

I've got a veranda over the toy shop

 

Haha!

Fat sweaty bloke in not very healthy shocker.

I heard from a very good source that the reason PK hasn't been seen much lately is that he's been very ill (don't want to go into too much detail on here), but he's responding well to treatment.

Get well soon big fella.

Heard same while ago

Another cracking bit.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zqlabq8ZKo

Didn't find it funny

Fat sweaty bloke in not very healthy shocker.

I'm sure he will turn the situation into a part of his next tour which from which he will make a few more millions.

 

Get well soon Peter