seasoned Traveller Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I'll tell you the problem with Britains Motorways, Dick heads, that's what. Move the fuck over when you have overtaken someone else, don't sit in the middle lane for another 10 miles, cunts the lot of them. Dicks darting in at the last minute, causing every other bastard to brake hard. I drove around Holland last week, most motorways are 2 lanes, as soon as they have passed they shift over, not one traffic jam was I stuck in. Morning, Noon or night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Mrs has just asked if I can start later one day next month so she can attend a half day course in Wilmslow starting at 9. She said she was getting picked up at half 7 from Horwich. Am I right in thinking she's fuck all chance of getting there on time leaving that late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 24, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 24, 2015 Maybe, if unlikely, if you went through Atherton and Leyth onto the M6/M56. Fucking no chance on the 61/60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Me too. I either leave at 6.30 or at 8.45. Not worth bothering in between those times as it will take 2-3 times longer.That's the same for most places in the country to some extent. I leave Marple at 7. In my spot for 7:40ish. Leave after 7:20...forget it. Tonight City are on. And it's a dreaded Tuesday. So I'm going to do a few extra bits instead of sitting in stationary traffic. Then when I leave it'll be a breeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 24, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 24, 2015 That twatspanner Peter Kay fucked up the traffic for a month, every fucked following their sat nav for 7pm each night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 7:45pm and it's still chocka my way home. Can't be traffic for the council house surely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) Mrs has just asked if I can start later one day next month so she can attend a half day course in Wilmslow starting at 9. She said she was getting picked up at half 7 from Horwich. Am I right in thinking she's fuck all chance of getting there on time leaving that late? Can't comment on the Atherton route but I think she hasn't got a fucking prayer That's a 7am job that, minimum!! M6 has been a fucking nightmare I get on M6 southbound at 7.45 at charlock Richard services and get to M56 at circa 9am - Wilmslow would be another 30 minutes at that time and she still needs to get to the M6 Tell her to get a hot air balloon Edited February 24, 2015 by birch-chorley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 24, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 24, 2015 7:45pm and it's still chocka my way home. Can't be traffic for the council house surely Knock on effect, staying late no longer works. Early dart, job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Knock on effect, staying late no longer works. Early dart, job done.It was ok in the end; just a blockage on Upper Brook St Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) Talked about getting the train last night, but apparently they are full with people cheesed off with the drive. Next up we are letting the councils run the NHS locally. Don't get ill Edited February 25, 2015 by boltondiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Mrs has just asked if I can start later one day next month so she can attend a half day course in Wilmslow starting at 9. She said she was getting picked up at half 7 from Horwich. Am I right in thinking she's fuck all chance of getting there on time leaving that late? She will be lucky to have passed the Trafford Centre by 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Talked about getting the train last night, but apparently they are full with people cheesed off with the drive. Next up we are letting the councils run the NHS locally. Don't get ill And as I mentioned a while ago; apparently getting public transport full of pissed off drivers was actually a "plan"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2015 This may work if the trains weren't fucked. Over Xmas it's absolute chaos, it's calmed down at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 And as I mentioned a while ago; apparently getting public transport full of pissed off drivers was actually a "plan"! Carrot and stick without the carrot Bullying cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 25, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2015 Reopen the canal and get some commuter barges on. Serve brekky and chill out. Still be quicker than sitting on the motorway going no where fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2015 You may struggle getting past Radcliffe as it ends there, but yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 25, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2015 You may struggle getting past Radcliffe as it ends there, but yes.still talking about reinstating the breach at little lever,was chatting to some canal society dudes recently,can't see it ever happening though, too expensive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2015 I'd love to see it, but then it'd only go as far as Elton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 25, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2015 True. Get the elr going for commuters, could link up with that. Dunno how many folks from the Rossendale area you would want on public transport though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2015 Fucking none of them. Steam trains are too advanced for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2015 Talked about getting the train last night, but apparently they are full with people cheesed off with the drive. Next up we are letting the councils run the NHS locally. Don't get ill i think that needs it own thread fcuk me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2015 I wouldn't trust Cllr Clifford Morris to run me a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2015 its happening isnt it some fcker i've never heard of and never had chance to vote for taking over the nhs in manchester owt to impose greater fcuking manchester on everyones life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 its happening isnt it some fcker i've never heard of and never had chance to vote for taking over the nhs in manchester owt to impose greater fcuking manchester on everyones life Take over in 2016. Vote in 2017. Good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 25, 2015 Moderators Share Posted February 25, 2015 Queueing virtually onto the Lancs to get down St Peters at 7pm! Absolutely fucked. Someone wants sacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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