To get into Manchester today

 

 

No communication until you get down the slip road

 

Uncaring cunts

see its your mums in cars dropping kids off at school 100 meters from home blocking the roads

Malcolm, what are you implying?

Pffft!

I nearly pissed then!

I nearly pissed then!

that's your age

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd -

 

Added to the M60 nightmare - lane closure on St Peters way this week lasting thru till April and from March major works on m61 at kearsley roundabout. Jut as the mornings start getting lighter and you think things will get better!

I counted the cones the other day, reckon I got to over 2500.

 

It's fucked, St Peters, motorway, East Lancs, city centre.

What with St. Petes chock-a-block, therefore Manchester Road c-a-b, and the station closed at weekends Boltons motto should be "Bolton - we're shut".

What with St. Petes chock-a-block, therefore Manchester Road c-a-b, and the station closed at weekends Boltons motto should be "Bolton - we're shut".

As is Manchester

70 mins from doffcocker to traffic centre this morning..

 

Glad I don't have to drive to sale every morning now

To be certain to be in work to 9 I have leave at 7.

 

27 miles from Bromley Cross to Warrington, it's fucked up and highways agency traffic warning still reckons only 10 mins delay at peak times.

Kinell, I used to leave at 7.15 and be at my desk in Liverpool before 8. I'd move to Warrington.

To be certain to be in work to 9 I have leave at 7.

27 miles from Bromley Cross to Warrington, it's fucked up and highways agency traffic warning still reckons only 10 mins delay at peak times.

Are you driving or walking?

To be certain are the key words here folks - hour and a half on average at the moment, but if I've got a meeting at 9 then I need to be on the road at 7.

aye, stockport, leave at 6 and youre there for 6.30

 

leave at 7 and 9 can be a result

It's people like you who don't live near where they work that cause congestion, I am sure there is a job at mcdonalds in bury for you.(team leader)

It's people like you who don't live near where they work that cause congestion, I am sure there is a job at mcdonalds in bury for you.(team leader)

 

 

not sure id take it with retards like you in the team

I work an area between bury and Rawtenstall and its like a god send for traffic absolutely nothing. Compared to my old area on M60 and M62 its a piece of piss

There's definitely advantages of having an office in the back of beyond.

I get on the a666 at half six every morning, sometimes I'd go through kearsley to break the monotony and u would be the only vehicle on the road, now it's bumper to bumper with these fucking roadworks and every other cunt coming my way

They mentioned Farnworth on the national traffic so I jumped on the peasant waggon. Train was on time, at my desk bang on time for 4 quid. 45 mins door to door.

Walk to trinity street or park round the corner?

Drive to Hall Ith Wood. I ain't walking through the Haulgh.

Drive to Hall Ith Wood. 

 

Good plan, easier to get a seat too, I presume?

Far easier. Plus as there's no ticket machine it's easier to jib then hide in the bogs.

Far easier. Plus as there's no ticket machine it's easier to jib then hide in the bogs.

 

And if caught, threaten the girl collecting tickets?

Take photos, climb out of the window, get changed then moan if someone tells you you're being a dick. Yes.