leigh white Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 On the estate i lived in the 60s, the girl down the road was known as Snagglepuss, i laughed then, but i feel sorry now. Quote
bolty58 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Mental Mickey. He was though. Demented fucker stole our pet rabbits and skewered their necks with knitting needles. Men in white coats really did come and take him away and I never saw or heard of him again. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 We had a lad who lived around our way called 'Whopper', he wasn't the most handsome or brightest lad a woman would want but he got some decent looking birds. Quote
Biggish Dave Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 There used to be a fat lad with a big arse we called nappy boy Quote
Not in Crawley Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) Day Release Dave - he was a bit mental Leo BO - Stunk to high heaven Loads of others I can't remember now. Edited October 21, 2014 by Not in Crawley Quote
Zico Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 My favourite, and it still makes me laugh now, lad whose surname was Willetts, conveniently sounds like Winnets Bout 16 he got this massive round wart that hung down from his nostril, had to have it froze off in the end Due to its appearance, For some time he was called either tagnut, dingleberry or clinker He hated it Quote
gonzo Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Snot bag (his name was Stephan Snodgrass) Pecker (she had a massive nose) Wog head (she had thick black curly hair) Ferrit (she looked like a small rodent) Fragil (he looked like a character off fragil rock and is now a convicted peadophilie) Quote
Elson Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Guy at school with a glass eye so he got called XR1i Quote
bolty58 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Snot bag (his name was Stephan Snodgrass) Pecker (she had a massive nose) Wog head (she had thick black curly hair) Ferrit (she looked like a small rodent) Fragil (he looked like a character off fragil rock and is now a convicted peadophilie) You have purchased a Little Whitt dictionary haven't you? Quote
gonzo Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 You have purchased a Little Whitt dictionary haven't you? Have you never seen fragil rock?? It's like a better,cooler version of fraggle rock :-) Quote
Not in Crawley Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Ironman - because he was pale as Roman - As his nose was roamin' all over his face I was called Les for a while as I had a tenancy in class that when listening to the teacher I had an expression like Les from Vic and Bob ie fecking gormless. Lad called Wasim who people used to pick up, throw to allow them to 'wasim' across the classroom Usual lot of 'Pissknicks' for the young lady who wet herself on the school coach. One of my favorites was a lad a uni; he went twos up with this young lady (who it turned out became a campus sensation by appearing in as a reader's housewife in Razzle - this was Man Met, not Oxbridge) anyway, turns out he went down on her after his mate and was known from that day on as Mum-Rah. Quote
Bigtoe Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Lad known as Tefal Head due to his extremely prominent forehead. Quote
deane koontz Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Ginger lad at our primary used to get called wee disease There also was a girl who used to wear glasses and she was quite unwell in the head, people used to call her spacky four eyes. Quote
bolty58 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Have you never seen fragil rock?? It's like a better,cooler version of fraggle rock :-) Fair play mate. It takes ages to get stuff out in the colonies As an example, we just got the first episode of series 2 of Peaky Blinders last week. The one where the kipper tie brothers go to London 'on their holidays'. I would bet my left one that the curved crescent they walk along to the archway before entering the night club is Le Mans Crescent at the back o't Town Hall. Can anyone confirm or otherwise? Quote
Smiley Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Pakistani lad in the class below us at primary school - we called "Lenny" after Lenny Henry. Even the teachers called him Lenny. Don't think we'd get away with that today. Quote
Smiley Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 I would bet my left one that the curved crescent they walk along to the archway before entering the night club is Le Mans Crescent at the back o't Town Hall. Can anyone confirm or otherwise? Yes. Also featured in the next episode. Quote
TheWanderer1958 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 There was a rather masculine young lady at my secondary who was known as "Bloke". Love the simplicity in that one......... Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Our deputy head at Tonge nicknamed one lad who had a growing disorder 'Woodbine'. Everybody loved him, very popular but died in his early 20's. Quote
EyesRight Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 There was a rather masculine young lady at my secondary who was known as "Bloke". Love the simplicity in that one......... We had a blokey girl at school called Danielle, we all called her Manielle or Tranielle...it was even her nickname in the yearbook. Brutal. Quote
Traf Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 We had a lad we called Pirate, because he had a sunken chest and we shouldn't laugh about it but there was an epileptic kid whose surname was Deacon. I don't think I need to say any more. Kids are brutal. Quote
bolty58 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Yes. Also featured in the next episode. Ta. Quote
kent_white Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 There was an Asian girl at our school named Asheeta who we named 'paper'. Quote
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