October 20, 201411 yr On the estate i lived in the 60s, the girl down the road was known as Snagglepuss, i laughed then, but i feel sorry now.
October 21, 201411 yr Mental Mickey. He was though. Demented fucker stole our pet rabbits and skewered their necks with knitting needles. Men in white coats really did come and take him away and I never saw or heard of him again.
October 21, 201411 yr We had a lad who lived around our way called 'Whopper', he wasn't the most handsome or brightest lad a woman would want but he got some decent looking birds.
October 21, 201411 yr Day Release Dave - he was a bit mental Leo BO - Stunk to high heaven Loads of others I can't remember now. Edited October 21, 201411 yr by Not in Crawley
October 21, 201411 yr My favourite, and it still makes me laugh now, lad whose surname was Willetts, conveniently sounds like Winnets Bout 16 he got this massive round wart that hung down from his nostril, had to have it froze off in the end Due to its appearance, For some time he was called either tagnut, dingleberry or clinker He hated it
October 21, 201411 yr Snot bag (his name was Stephan Snodgrass) Pecker (she had a massive nose) Wog head (she had thick black curly hair) Ferrit (she looked like a small rodent) Fragil (he looked like a character off fragil rock and is now a convicted peadophilie)
October 21, 201411 yr Snot bag (his name was Stephan Snodgrass) Pecker (she had a massive nose) Wog head (she had thick black curly hair) Ferrit (she looked like a small rodent) Fragil (he looked like a character off fragil rock and is now a convicted peadophilie) You have purchased a Little Whitt dictionary haven't you?
October 21, 201411 yr You have purchased a Little Whitt dictionary haven't you? Have you never seen fragil rock?? It's like a better,cooler version of fraggle rock :-)
October 21, 201411 yr Ironman - because he was pale as Roman - As his nose was roamin' all over his face I was called Les for a while as I had a tenancy in class that when listening to the teacher I had an expression like Les from Vic and Bob ie fecking gormless. Lad called Wasim who people used to pick up, throw to allow them to 'wasim' across the classroom Usual lot of 'Pissknicks' for the young lady who wet herself on the school coach. One of my favorites was a lad a uni; he went twos up with this young lady (who it turned out became a campus sensation by appearing in as a reader's housewife in Razzle - this was Man Met, not Oxbridge) anyway, turns out he went down on her after his mate and was known from that day on as Mum-Rah.
October 21, 201411 yr Ginger lad at our primary used to get called wee disease There also was a girl who used to wear glasses and she was quite unwell in the head, people used to call her spacky four eyes.
October 21, 201411 yr Have you never seen fragil rock?? It's like a better,cooler version of fraggle rock :-) Fair play mate. It takes ages to get stuff out in the colonies As an example, we just got the first episode of series 2 of Peaky Blinders last week. The one where the kipper tie brothers go to London 'on their holidays'. I would bet my left one that the curved crescent they walk along to the archway before entering the night club is Le Mans Crescent at the back o't Town Hall. Can anyone confirm or otherwise?
October 21, 201411 yr Pakistani lad in the class below us at primary school - we called "Lenny" after Lenny Henry. Even the teachers called him Lenny. Don't think we'd get away with that today.
October 21, 201411 yr I would bet my left one that the curved crescent they walk along to the archway before entering the night club is Le Mans Crescent at the back o't Town Hall. Can anyone confirm or otherwise? Yes. Also featured in the next episode.
October 21, 201411 yr There was a rather masculine young lady at my secondary who was known as "Bloke". Love the simplicity in that one.........
October 21, 201411 yr Our deputy head at Tonge nicknamed one lad who had a growing disorder 'Woodbine'. Everybody loved him, very popular but died in his early 20's.
October 21, 201411 yr There was a rather masculine young lady at my secondary who was known as "Bloke". Love the simplicity in that one......... We had a blokey girl at school called Danielle, we all called her Manielle or Tranielle...it was even her nickname in the yearbook. Brutal.
October 21, 201411 yr We had a lad we called Pirate, because he had a sunken chest and we shouldn't laugh about it but there was an epileptic kid whose surname was Deacon. I don't think I need to say any more. Kids are brutal.
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