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Artificial Grass

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£40+ per m2? For plastic grass?

 

Fuck mop.

 

We put 10" of tarmac down on roads for less than that.

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£40+ per m2? For plastic grass?

 

Fuck mop.

 

We put 10" of tarmac down on roads for less than that.

do you do tarmac

 

mate has had a quote pub car park 10k

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Does that include them prepping the ground beforehand and everything?

Aye, dug out what was there prepped and laid.

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£40+ per m2? For plastic grass?

 

Fuck mop.

 

We put 10" of tarmac down on roads for less than that.

We had one quote in for 3200

Should've gone to BankruptGreengrocers.com

What "quality" of grass did you go for? - was it mid range or top range stuff?

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30mm spring back v yarn stuff.

How often will you have to mow it?

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How often will you have to mow it?

Possibly twice a week, they've given me a special watering can to help the roots develop so it beds quicker,

think on people SMIFFS can tarmac it

 

and ill paint it Green

 

job done at half the cost

Can it work alongside Sky and do I need another dish?

Possibly twice a week, they've given me a special watering can to help the roots develop so it beds quicker,

if you feed it with used engine oil it will get even lusher
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Reet, I'm having it done tomorrow. New fencing, disco ball and lights. It's the size of a postage stamp but most of my mates smoke so it'll be nice to have the extra outside space more funky and usable.

Question, if one of my friends drops a tab on it will the place go up or will it just have shitty melted marks?

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It will probably melt!

 

Best thing we've had done garden wise it's been brilliant for the lad,

It will probably melt!

Best thing we've had done garden wise it's been brilliant for the lad,

They'll get worded then!

How's the turd situation? Mine will only do her 'business' on a walk so I'm ok on that front :)

Reet, I'm having it done tomorrow. New fencing, disco ball and lights. It's the size of a postage stamp but most of my mates smoke so it'll be nice to have the extra outside space more funky and usable.

Question, if one of my friends drops a tab on it will the place go up or will it just have shitty melted marks?

 

You are the last person I thought would have this carpet put in. It's shit. It looks shit and it is shit. It's shit! You're only a heartbeat away from stone cladding and a motorbike engine in your back yard.

It looks ok in a butchers shop window with a few chops resting on it.

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They'll get worded then!

How's the turd situation? Mine will only do her 'business' on a walk so I'm ok on that front :)

Turds are fine easy pick up, swift blast with the hose, all good as good as picking turds up go.

 

No muddy paw prints in the house,

 

When I'm back home at weekends it's ace not having to spend time cutting the grass, plus after its pissed down, it's dry soon after the rains stopped.

I got mine done with my stone cladding at the same time.

 

Just need to shift that motorbike now and it will look swell.

You are the last person I thought would have this carpet put in. It's shit. It looks shit and it is shit. It's shit! You're only a heartbeat away from stone cladding and a motorbike engine in your back yard.

Am I fuck as like. I've got impeccable taste. The flying ducks on my parlour wall look the business though I'll concede I'm not convinced my new purple matching toilet & bath mat go with the avocado suite.

I prefer artificial turf. Looks ace, is supposedly supposed to drop the value of your house though.

Go for it NB. It's beltin'

Cornt smook it, though

A "pikey patio"

I prefer artificial turf. Looks ace, is supposedly supposed to drop the value of your house though.

Doesn't matter on a doll house

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