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Don't forget the big shoe

I am sensing a story.....

I am sensing a story.....

there is and there's some sick bastards in this world

there is and there's some sick bastards in this world

And then along come JD & Smiffs to take it to another level.

 

How the fuck you managed to get out of there cellar i will never know

Edited February 12, 201511 yr by mannyroad58

In your own house anything is legal.

 

Isn't it?

In your own house anything is legal.

 

Isn't it?

Tell that to the Horwich 7.

Google it

In your own house anything is legal.

 

Isn't it?

This sounds interesting.....don't give MR58 too many ideas though

You cynical f*ckers, in my opinion nothing says "I tolerate you because I'm terrified of dying alone" better than a giant card featuring a cartoon of two teddy bears kissing on a backdrop of a loveheart.

Not expecting any cards, youri?

She'll be getting a brand new bag and belt.

 

These Hoovers don't fix themselves.

I saw a bloke in aldi buying a 79p card and tacky 1.50 (I'd imagine) teddy bear.

 

He must be in for some good loving come Saturday night!

seen a big fat not right woman in Baby asda  buying 10 cards

 

fucking hope none were for me

I've booked a lovely table for me and the wife.

I hope she likes snooker.

I've booked a lovely table for me and the wife.

I hope she likes snooker.

The old ens are the best!

Not expecting any cards, youri?

 

I'm expecting to be showered with gifts, probably perfumes, jewellery, tuxedos - I'm a regular Huggy Bear (without being a coppers' nark)

Mrs Jules is getting a nice card and being whisked off to the lakes for the weekend

 

Good husband me

Mrs Jules is getting a nice card and being whisked off to the lakes for the weekend

 

Good husband me

I hope you're going after the game and not putting her before BWFC like Bi E is the sad cunt

I hope you're going after the game and not putting her before BWFC like Bi E is the sad cunt

Forest away > Watford at home

 

 

I took her to the Reebok one year for Valey's. I think it was Arsenal in the cup?

Edited February 13, 201511 yr by jules_darby

I'm taking the wife out.

 

One punch!!

 

I'm here all week

I saw a bloke in aldi buying a 79p card and tacky 1.50 (I'd imagine) teddy bear.

 

He must be in for some good loving come Saturday night!

If somebody bought me a teddy bear, I wouldn't be seeing them again.

I'm taking the wife out.

 

One punch!!

 

I'm here all week

 

 

I've booked  a table for tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 13, 201511 yr by Ryan

I've booked a lovely table for me and the wife.

I hope she likes snooker.

 

You'll be lucky. Traf booked it last night.

If somebody bought me a teddy bear, I wouldn't be seeing them again.

How do you know you won't be making a rash judgement based on a 'crap gift for a laugh with real gift(s) later' ruse (perhaps with a extra long delay)?

 

What if the teddy bear was made of solid gold, with emerald eyes and rubies in his nutsack, if he was stuffed entirely of cocaine?

 

It's a good job men don't take a similar line, I've had one decent gift, a single one, off all my respective girlfriends etc. combined down the years (they didn't all get together and chip in, one of them bought me sommat good, once).

Booked a table for me and the wife tomorrow night.

 

 

Hope she likes snooker.

Beat Watford

 

 

Then

 

Home for lashings

 

 

 

 

 

of champagne

Booked a table for me and the wife tomorrow night.

Hope she likes snooker.

You'll be lucky. Traf booked it last night and Ryan has his name down as next on.