L/H White Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/ Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Didn't even wait for the link to open - nay, nay and thrice nay, as butch comedian Frankie Howerd used to say, or as they say in Uganda... Quote
Traf Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/ I hope you found what you were looking for. Quote
mannyroad58 Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat Quote
little whitt Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat THIS but ill be all over them Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) You cynical f*ckers, in my opinion nothing says "I tolerate you because I'm terrified of dying alone" better than a giant card featuring a cartoon of two teddy bears kissing on a backdrop of a loveheart. Edited February 10, 2015 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Sweep Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat I hope you don't have to send a card to all the lucky, lucky ladies that have made it onto your list.....could get expensive! Is Mrs MR58 still on the list? Quote
no balls Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 I think the last time I received a card or out was the 1980s. Thing is the romantic types don't do it for me. You can't beat the occasional punch in the arm followed by 'you're alright you'. Moist Quote
bgoefc Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Last 15 years we just dig out any two of previous years cards, £1 worth of daffs, steak dinner and good bottle of Cabernet sauvignon and Sancerre. Quote
mannyroad58 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 I hope you don't have to send a card to all the lucky, lucky ladies that have made it onto your list.....could get expensive! Is Mrs MR58 still on the list? She was back in the day and then we got married and the week after i erased her never to return Quote
little whitt Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Would rather buy the kids summet. so fred the weather man said Quote
Smiffs Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 All the lucky girl really wants is a bottle of gin, a roll of gaffa tape, and a couple of royhpnol. Quote
mannyroad58 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 All the lucky girl really wants is a bottle of gin, a roll of gaffa tape, and a couple of royhpnol. Also a Caliper and a charity box Quote
tarian1979 Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Won't be buying anything for her indoors Quote
Smiley Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Flowers will be much cheaper on the Sunday... cheaper still on Monday. Every pounds a prisoner! Quote
DirtySanchez Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 The other half's birthday is also valentines day Two birds, one stone So to speak Quote
Traf Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 The other half's birthday is also valentines day Two birds, one stone So to speak As opposed to The Carpenters... One bird, two stone. ***Old skool joke Quote
Bigtoe Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Just bought one of these. Her face will be a picture when i quietly slip into bed and tap her on the shoulder. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Highlander-Hole-Thinsulate-Balaclava-Black/dp/B0094E5ACQ/ Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 single red rose delivered by me with a full bladder£25 Quote
JD74 Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Also a Caliper and a charity box Don't forget the big shoe Quote
C86 Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 I think the last time I received a card or out was the 1980s. Thing is the romantic types don't do it for me. You can't beat the occasional punch in the arm followed by 'you're alright you'. Moist Bloody hell, you're gonna have bruised arms on Sat afternoon in social club, at least you'll be very damp... Quote
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