http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/

Didn't even wait for the link to open - nay, nay and thrice nay, as butch comedian Frankie Howerd used to say, or as they say in Uganda...

 

http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/

I hope you found what you were looking for.

I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat

I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat

THIS

 

but ill be all over them

You cynical f*ckers, in my opinion nothing says "I tolerate you because I'm terrified of dying alone" better than a giant card featuring a cartoon of two teddy bears kissing on a backdrop of a loveheart.

Edited February 10, 201511 yr by Youri McAnespie

I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat

I hope you don't have to send a card to all the lucky, lucky ladies that have made it onto your list.....could get expensive!

 

Is Mrs MR58 still on the list?

I think the last time I received a card or out was the 1980s.

Thing is the romantic types don't do it for me. You can't beat the occasional punch in the arm followed by 'you're alright you'. Moist

Last 15 years we just dig out any two of previous years cards, £1 worth of daffs,  steak dinner and good bottle of Cabernet sauvignon and Sancerre. 

I hope you don't have to send a card to all the lucky, lucky ladies that have made it onto your list.....could get expensive!

 

Is Mrs MR58 still on the list?

She was back in the day and then we got married and the week after i erased her never to return

3 quid for 10 roses lidl.

Would rather buy the kids summet.

Would rather buy the kids summet.

so fred the weather man said

All the lucky girl really wants is a bottle of gin, a roll of gaffa tape, and a couple of royhpnol.

All the lucky girl really wants is a bottle of gin, a roll of gaffa tape, and a couple of royhpnol.

Also a Caliper and a charity box

Won't be buying anything for her indoors

i just pop over to Overdale

Flowers will be much cheaper on the Sunday... cheaper still on Monday.

 

Every pounds a prisoner!

single red rose delivered £25

The other half's birthday is also valentines day

 

Two birds, one stone

 

So to speak

The other half's birthday is also valentines day

 

Two birds, one stone

 

So to speak

 

As opposed to The Carpenters...

 

One bird, two stone.

 

***Old skool joke

Just bought one of these. Her face will be a picture when i quietly slip into bed and tap her on the shoulder.

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Highlander-Hole-Thinsulate-Balaclava-Black/dp/B0094E5ACQ/

single red rose delivered by me with a full bladder£25

Also a Caliper and a charity box

Don't forget the big shoe

I think the last time I received a card or out was the 1980s.

Thing is the romantic types don't do it for me. You can't beat the occasional punch in the arm followed by 'you're alright you'. Moist

 

 

Bloody hell, you're gonna have bruised arms on Sat afternoon in social club, at least you'll be very damp...

 

The other half's birthday is also valentines day

 

Two birds, one stone

 

So to speak

 

My other half two, shit though six weeks after Xmas trying to think of shit to buy, she has only just finished returning that stuff.