I just watch it to perv over Alysha Dixon she is number 1 on my list

 

She is fit, but I think she's lost a bit too much weight recently

 

I'd love to press her Golden Buzzer

I've got this on tonight. Fuck me the only talented things are Alesha, Amanda's dress and those foreign UV dancers.

 

Retarded, gay, ginger dancing kids have no place on a talent show.

Just turned it on, there's a bloke playing a comb. It's fucking shit.

 

Amanda and Alesha should lezz off

Between this, big brother, E-tv and the ever looming x-factor I feel like smashing my TV up and/or getting a new Mrs.

 

I've proper had more than my fill of reality TV at the moment.

reality tv isnt reality its pantomime

reality tv isnt reality its pantomime

Oh no it isn't

That's more like it, Alesha performing in a minimal amount of clothing

Oh no it isn't

 

oh yes it is :lol:

She is fit, but I think she's lost a bit too much weight recently

 

You Fussy Cunt

 

She is perfect in every way

Vaz te with a shit wig?

Can't be, I've not seen her fall over yet.

Who is the blonde

I watch some shite TV but my god dogs on stage is beyond shite!

Alishas tits are half way down her gut.

 

I would RUIN Holden though.

I reckon Amanda Holden likes to pull herself along her front room rug bollock naked like a little dog with an itchy arse.

Does Holden have any talent for anything other than looking like a tramp? She annoys me - a lot

it's the dog for me, all day every day

Father Jack is looking well

Thought the choir might have a chance but the dog nailed it.

 

I teckon she lets it lick peanut butter off her fanny.

what happened to that russian trampolinist

 

i thought he was excellent

sure he'll bounce back

britains got talented dogs :lol: what a load of crap

Did that Raven guy come 2nd?

Was at a golf day last year and he was on. Great illusionist.

Bit of illusion going on with the dog act as well?!